The news:
On the outskirts of the Lower Tagil of the Sverdlovsk region at enormous speed without any
warning signs in front of vehicles on the road unexpectedly for
The incident was captured by a video recorder installed in this
During the emergence of heavy equipment on the highway, the driver
I had only time to say, “Now we would have moved a tank,” and then I said:
and his companion: "See, Alena, the tank"."
The comments:
and thou thou thou thou thou!! to
- The tank was lucky, he would at least break the goose on his steel eggs))))

On the website of vacancies, conditions of work:
The Conditions:

Comfortable workplace in the office in the center of Kiev

Official employment

A young and welcoming group

Unlimited for cookies and coffee

Opportunity to move to an American office

Corporate training in English

I think, or because of the last two points, they will be looking for a new employee every six months.

This is why I love Russia, so for the fact that we can call the Negro-Pidora Negro-Pidora, and you will not have anything for it.
The main thing is that he is not Orthodox. Otherwise you insult his believer’s feelings!

There are shuffle branches.
Which ones? ?
Theme: Houthi
Theme: Blade
Theme: Huise
Okay, I sleep naked.
I have dreamed of you.)

<Infron> The Sun
<NewKsu> Yes?)
<Infron> Has nothing changed there?
<NewKsu> No, and what should be changed?)
<Infron> Or I went here on Facebook... and there... "Kseniya blinked to You. About 1 year ago"
<Infron> is not...
<NewKsu> :D

XXX: Serge, save me As soon as I connect the wireless to the server, the mouse is cut off. I turned it all over)
YYY: Has the interruptor tried to move?

X: Do you have a neighbor?
YYY: There is, from above. Fuck and more.
xxx: Master on all hands with a perforator?
Yyy: No, I just got to call at night and ask to turn off the music.

I will have such a wedding for you! Even your grandmother will get up and dance!
Friend: This is a very terrible affair...
I: Why is it? It is fun!
Friend: Not at all. My grandmother died a year ago.

In the cafe, the first date of a guy and girl:
Is Laura your full name?
The girl: yes
How is it reduced? How can I call you?
You can call me as you like.
The guy: Okay! I will call you Jack.

XHH: We submit the drawings for inspection. He accepts a wicked man. Danny’s turn is coming. Approaching the inspector, he begins to open a tube with a sad face.
XXX: The inspector is not the right drawing! The one in shock, only the tubus opened not even got the time...
XXX: Day stood standing, looking at the gloves on the table lying. Takes it, throws it into the tubus, closes it and shakes with all his strength. He opens up and says "Corrected!"
The only one left with the fifth...

I guessed the algorithm for the appearance of spontaneous insult in women! If the conversation begins to develop not as the woman wants (not because she mentally planned or there were facts that she did not know by ignorance) - instantaneous resentment and discontinuation of the conversation with going to another room / hanging a tube.

XXX: Just one album! Why is he so heavy? Because it is metal. of heavy metal.

Strong nerves and selective taste for you, men. Do not forget to educate your children carefully.
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Thank you dear girl. You have restored my faith in humanity.

Payment portal of the Russian Post

skiv: # err 12:30 muzhchina unas obed;

The Russian keyboard layout is unthinkable. A lot of problems with mistakes due to the neighborhood of some keys. The multi-suffering Orehovo-Huevo is just one example.
And recently in the allods he wrote: Dagi fucked up! Funny, you will understand.

With such an arrangement, the friendship of peoples will not soon be built.

xxx: You know, I learned remotely through a mobile outlet to restart my computer at work!
YYY: And how do you do it? A special letter?
XXX: No, it is normal. In the Sapport. Restart my computer.

xxx: came to us Kyrgyz promoter to arrange. I wonder who worked before? The Managing. In the Aasan. The Governor? What did he govern? With carriages!
yyy: bggg =) the department of light transport.
XXX is not a department. The Department!

I got such a cute hentai today.
Are you watching hentai?
No, but only today. But he is cute...)
Look at it, you sit down :)
xxx: you what, why do I have this painted mud? I prefer real life.
Look at the porn.

<xxx> Something I Slept and I Dreamed of Crocodiles
<xxx> awakened - and here is a cruel reality
<xxx> sent everything to the hell and went to look up the crocodiles.

And they say that in the Union did not know the technique to do. Tagged with "Awesome Cook"
More than 20 years failed, installed batteries and everything works)
This was done before things for decades, and now "high-tech fence" the term of its warranty + a month will work out and the...
P.S You can ride in the subway, break patterns)))