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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №75157
 01.01.2013
December 30, evening... I watch on TV the Italian film of the year 92, there in the main role Chilintano is filmed, funny comedy is like this, I watched it and I think:"there would be a movie about an American who had to spend 30 million"(and this movie I saw last time on TV 10 years ago), switch the channel, and there this movie is going!
In the end: I get stuck with the thought that the New Year wish I have already spent...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №75156
 01.01.2013
Development of self-powered MMORPG.

We need to introduce such a unit - "schizophrenia"

+20 to trick, +30 to invulnerability, immunity to fear, -20 to agility

See also: LOL Then immediately +100 to charisma, +12 to secrecy

Xh: with a 1% probability of self-picking. And another 30% of the time does not respond to the player's orders.

WOW : Why?

XHH: Sitting in depression

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №75155
 01.01.2013
When Jobs said in 2000:
“We’ve made the buttons on the screen so nice that you’ll want to lick them.”
He did not even suspect how relevant this is for winter Russia.

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