Now in the advertisement said that in cat food more than 80% of meat. Millyine, more than in sausages or sausages! I envy...

You don’t have five thousand?
Sergey: not there :(
KOTEG: I have not.
We don’t have ten thousand.

I just admire this country =)
I don’t know what those gentlemen who called the streets in Yekaterinburg meant, but we have a “help for beginners Marxists”:
Socialist Street leads to a deadlock, and Communist Street Vedek to the cemetery

by admin lolo o_0

The company Dr.Web added the site VKontakte.ru in the section "Porno"

You won’t be full of sex, but you won’t get bored.
c) Basil

News on Maya:
“AutoVAZ” will move to the Leningrad region.

Check out the latest version: damned place!
Rye of NIMAGU! O_0

Any “Windows vs. Linux” discussion is a comparison of two chairs with seating nails in which athletes sit and discuss whose nail fits the most ergonomically in the ass.

to this:
Glow :
There is a tradition in Russia - to wipe the floor with a sponge for washing dishes.
– – – –
How?! How did you notice? I did it without a burn!! to

You know what was the first mistake I made when defending my diploma?
YYY: What is it?
xxx: "Dear ladies and gentlemen"
YYY: What is the mistake?
xxx: There were only men in the commission =(

The group enters the audience:
Hi for the delay!

In Russia, there is a tradition of wiping out dust from the shoe and then wiping the fingers until they are different from the rest of the fingers. Vuelta has clean hands.

The perfect compliment should reflect the mind, soul and beauty of the girl.
WOW: I understood
You’re careful, careful and... Sick!

Estonia has borrowed a Russian tank from Latvia.

xxx: I shot some of the best movies, and I downloaded porn)))))
YYY: I like Madagascar 2 crawled... and jumped some shit about lions and zebras...

XHH: I am in shock. Yesterday came the employer, a woman, 45 years old. His name is Evil. Guess what their name is?
YYY : The love?

Comments from Men's Health magazine on the article in Women's Health:
“Pairs who use the words ‘happy’ and ‘beautiful’ in their correspondence stay together longer than those who avoid such optimistic words.”
mh: The main thing is to use these words in all correspondence and SMS without exception: “A bottle of happy bread and a nice pack of milk”, “I’ll call later, I’m happy at a great meeting”, “I’ll come late and happy. It is wonderful!”

I came from work early, I walk into the room and I watch the following picture: my eyebrows a needle tape with condoms, half-shopped condemning the “daughter... daughter... daughter...”

You are foolish to make your wife do that. She will still give birth to a child when she wants, and you risk raising someone else’s child or leaving without a wife.

XXX is AAA! Where am I? I am among them again!! They will eat me!! Aaaah aaaah!! Please help!
YYY: What is it about him?
Zzzz: I do not know. I don’t think it will affect the taste.
Yyy: Then let’s eat it.
ZZZ: Go to
XXX is AAA!!! to

Today in the subway in front of me was a man with a large pathos bag. There was a sign on it:

Federal State Institution "Engineering and Technical Battalion 11 of the Military Operational and Restorative Communications Administration under the Federal Agency for Special Construction".

And underneath it the emblem is a two-headed eagle, in each lap of which there is a top.

The fire, the communications.

I watched the movie "Always Say YES".
(There the main character was taught to always answer "yes" to everything he was offered and this coolly changed his life.)
Since January 1, I decided to do the same, but I didn't take into account that I live in the
Russia is

I am now every day with everybody’s substrate o_o