Yesterday I went with Yulia to Chebureck, such a strange cafe near the subway October Field.
Come in, all places are occupied except one corner, in the corner a table with chairs and a closet with two doors stands, and one door is opened.
The waitress:
Don’t just close the door, okay? We have cats there.

I barely fell from the chair, they are sitting there in the closet in a crab cat fuck!It is :)
Mother of Russia!

The acquaintance(s), when he is at work, stands status "point" in aske. He likes so. and once:
X: How everybody got me, asking why I wash at work!
A : Why?
X: Why is it? Why got it? Why are they asking?
Q: Why are you washing?
The Devil:

I quarreled with my wife because of the skin. To my childhood dreams of 40 winged mutant chickens and two shells of bread, a sharp pig was added!

Ladies and gentlemen, please again. Stop the quarrels! Schoolchildren, students, engineers, workers, officers and military.
You are nothing without each other.
Russians, Tatars, Ukrainians, Uzbek, Kazakh and Kyrgyz, Chukchi Altaians! and understand! We do not need anyone outside of our country. We need slaves and land. Most of us were born in the USSR.
Our country was unique and must be restored and preserved. To be able to come to the sunny Tashkent, from the harsh winter and taste the wonderful Tashkent samsa. To be able to come to the Volga and understand the enthusiasm of Yesenin. To be able to stand without fear on the bottom of the Dead Sea, in Kazakhstan, in front of a gigantic cane, which was once a mole. So that all this does not cause fear. For the local people to wear the strawberries again in the cabaret. And the phone or fur hat taken from the basement was an emergency for the whole area, not an exhausting complaint for millionaires, which no one wants to accept because their statues have already accumulated. Service in the army is an honour to be deserved. And not a duty from which everyone is fleeing, like from the plague. The view of the officer on the street is proud. So that the millennial does not cause fear in a normal person. To be he could be the father of a teenager and the companion of a mature. Son of an old man.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is all in our power. It is good to divide into Pskov, Orenburg, Chelyabinsk and Uphim! be kind. be smarter. Be people!

About the Divorce:
Wanting to catch my wife at the scene of the crime, I, under the pretext of going on a business trip, spent two days in the cellar, which caused me to become ill with pneumonia. Without seeing her care and sympathy, I decided that a further life with her was simply unthinkable.

Probably the most difficult period in a woman's life is 10-11 years: peers are not yet very interested in you, for those who are older you are still a little girl, and for pedophiles you are already too old :(

Women do not age, however. A dark December morning. I have breakfast, my grandmother, whose room I rent (she’s 82 years old, intelligent), reads the newspaper and asks me:

A man for an hour – how is it? Announcement here.

I: Well...what to repair in the house, nail to knock, to fix...what a man in the family usually does.

Grandmother (smiling cleverly): no, then there would be a master for an hour... and a man in the family not only knocks nails (thought dreamingly)..to call something for the New Year, once I still meet...

I barely drowned the tea.

and hello! What is busy?
I know solitude.
Meaning is?
I’m sitting in a beer bar and someone is joining me.
and clear. I will not disturb.

Q: Did you smoke columns?
XXX is drinking?
XXX is fucking!
YYY :?? to
XX: Have you bought the columns?

Hopefully in the new 2010 year, I will meet the real tiger!!Because I had enough bulls and lambs in 2009!

Brother complains that I did not remove the downloaded XP SP3 from his flash drive: "Dima, wash the screw!". After these words, it was hard to refuse.

I am standing in the yard on the fence (well, it slept) of yotti, a guy comes from behind, stands next to me and begins to suck, I turn around to see where he is hanging, is he not on me?))
and here is the brilliant phrase - "nessy"

Gaz: Yes, I know English at the level of quests translation

<MORPEH>
Freebies is here. Minimum system requirements:
133 other
16 MB of operations
20 MB of hard disk

What else is needed for happiness?

<Chudd>
Shells and slaves are missing.

Announcement in the Innet:
"I’m going to give up on my pregnancy"

The audience. The Mathematics. The Session...
Girl, you see I’m pulling you on 4.
Student: Yes, I see... Continue
A grave silence in the audience, everyone in shock, especially the girl. After a few more questions, the Prep draws in mind "chor"*

Most friends die while still alive.

Love and passion and a cemetery in the snow.

I just returned from service. April in Belarus is not hot at all. And snow, it will fall to the roof, and the frost will press, and it will wipe.

My friend worked at the cemetery. He was commissioned for some reason there after a year as a soldier. So he returned earlier. It went well - the salary, the leftists regularly, and the bottle always... Well, we had him in the evening and disappeared. Sometimes they fell among the graves.

I take a girl to dance. Men know what happens to the body after the army, if the girl is close. It’s not so bad, it’s shaking too...

And this - it was all at hand - well, everything was in place. The kidneys are round, the chest palate is melted - do not straighten. Funny, disturbing, all the jokes... And I’m crazy about everything! Not from the cold.

Take her here and grab me. Say, now such guys went - nothing can surprise a favorite girl. Other words of provocation.

I say yes? Are you of that opinion for us? Well well...

I asked her for ten minutes, ran to my friend, the cemetery, for the keys.
And by a circumventional manoeuvre I will take her to the workshop. It was not very local - the city knew poorly.

We enter in the dark. I do not turn on the light. I raised the remnants of yesterday's in the shell - watermelons there, a piece of salt, a bowl. Our girls then weren’t as fanatical as they are now.

The couch is convenient, not at all violent.

In short, in the lunar eclipse and warmth, there was a stormy reinforcement of our casual acquaintance.

And when they both finally wanted to smoke, I didn’t turn on the lights.

I lighted a candle on the tub.
But that was enough.
The interior of the cave manufacturing was perfectly in line with his direction.
Around the skull, skeletons on posters, and along the walls - tombs, tombs, tombs...

I was overwhelmed – what a shit! In the light of the candle...

I don’t know why a woman in actual fainting is much harder than the one who just pretends to be.
But the guy in those years, I was not chilly and took the senseless body to the frost. Just like it was – without excess clothes. She at the frost instantly wished to be unconscious and tried to strike me on the face. But somewhat weakly, unwillingly... But I didn’t cry! What is surprising in her condition.

To go back and dress up, he refused. So right on the snow, in the white weather and dressed.

He was silent all the way home. Only at the threshold of her hut she looked me in the eyes for a long time and said - "unforgettable..."

The director of the car said:
“According to my orders, as I wish, go, Wade, somehow yourself!

exactly at midnight.
What at midnight?
Come to the bar, you will not regret it. I have no time to take care of. You’re attractive, I’m fucking attractive, why waste time? at midnight. I wait.
How do you dare?! to
I laugh my dear. I laughed.
Are you crazy?
On the contrary. I am so normal that sometimes I am surprised.
You are ugly.
and yes. Who is good today? Here today, for example, I see a butterfly flying – a head tiny, brainless, winged back, well, a fool. Sweaters are not better either. Berry is impasse. by Dub. The Crete River. The Cloud Idiots. The traitor horses. People are fraudsters. What to do? The whole world is such that there is nothing to be ashamed of.
Well how? Do you come?
I will not think. And I will complain to my husband and he will turn you into a rat.
Who is my husband?
The Wizard.
Must be warned. He was wrong. It exploded. I am sorry.

© "Ordinary miracle"