xxx: Rituals and traditions are very reassuring, especially in childhood (we and mom, for example, had a tradition on Saturdays to have peelmen, I really liked it then)
yyy: I also like the tradition of eating pelmeni (but not necessarily on Saturdays)

18:29, 25 January 2015
France bans children from naming products
Two French couples, who named their newborn daughters Nutella (Nutella) and Fraise (Fraise), were ordered in court to rename the babies.

I don’t have to look for plus and minus in me. I am neither a battery nor a battery.

I remembered in turn in the pharmacy how in my youth I bought rubber products, embarrassed to name them. Time has changed, student and pharmacist grandmother.
They are like condoms on my feet.
The Bahili?
and yes!

and nd:
> Sasha
How to treat animals in the third person
Applying in a third person is generally difficult to anyone.

by Magtux:
It makes no sense for animals.

From a conversation with a friend about the illness:
I’ll give up to a guy who knows how to joke and understand witty jokes.
Give to the guy.

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Yyy: In general, a pregnancy test is a brilliant invention. It would be cool if other vital questions could be answered simply by writing on a piece of plastic...

If in the Russian Federation the age of sexual consent is 16 years, then this is not a reason when the promised figure begins to rush immediately.

Raf: I love IAC reports on aircraft accidents
Raf: "Analysis of the negotiations of crew members: “What will the directors now not be? There will be no suitcase at all, no shit, yes?", showed that, according to the crew, the execution of the move in the director's mode with this refusal was impossible.
Raf: That’s lovely, isn’t it?

Strugacki ohuenny, but to read entirely lazy.
Dostoevsky wants to kill everyone.
Bulgakov is everything.
Pushkin is on.
Mayakovsky before going to sleep.
Bunny for fun.

have gone?
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I didn’t want personal comments not to get in the soul, but I still take the risk. A wonderful fantasy writer with a sparkle of humor - Yevgeny Lukin. Followers of Strugatsky, but much easier. I recommend reading to people over 25-30 years of age.

From the bad habit of doping to the essence of the read, the brain will shrink, go twists. It was like an apple"

The loudest of all to straighten the belts are called by those on whom they have not agreed for a long time.

My husband has a single brother who seems to want to get married, but nothing. A gentle and stupid 30-year-old man with a good job, his own apartment, not drinking and no alimony for children from previous marriages. It would seem, a dream, not a man, catch and run, but something nobody lacks and doesn't run.

We met recently at a family party. They talked. This man will never marry. Because a woman does not have to work, her job is to take care of her husband and children. At the same time, it should not live on his money, because "what am I going to keep the hole, we have long equal rights." When asked how he imagined combining these two points, he was offended.

And these men tell anecdotes about female logic!

Nobody knows what the young Sechin did so terrible that he had to be awarded an order in case of amnesty?

My favorite part in the Bible is when God gives people free will and then kills them by flooding because they don’t behave as He wants.

He was home about 1 o'clock at night. I was asked near the entrance if I was under the spids. offered to buy. Goliathy

MS> Here was the child driving the magnet at the monitor. The spots went accordingly.
AR> I can advise you to pediatry.

xxx: And what site did all those who wrote funny quotes before go? Tell me please!

to this:

XX: You may, and it will be funny, but as a child I passed through 9 levels of Doom II, before I learned that you can stay in the game.

Could you stay in Doom??? I will rethink my life.

The topic on the forum of pregnant women, how pregnancy affects attention:

At the request of the DPS officer to submit documents, presented so! exchange and birth certificate... No more questions were asked, advised to drive more carefully.

here here :
This is the same thing....
Who says fat is good? Look at the word.
This is the same thing....
Do not confuse the wicked people with pederasts, dwarves and dwarves.