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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №1181
 24.01.2008
Gigi, who saw the book "C++ without fear", I wonder if there are people who are afraid of C++, but still in the word "fear" the letter "c" excessive

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №1180
 24.01.2008
Yesterday broke on the "review of old movies"... Under the hand got Mission Impossible, the first...
And here, who remembers, the film begins with the scene when Cruz kills some fat man in the name of a connective spy. The man does not hesitate, Cruz stresses the situation, next to the "blooded" girl, the fat man is nervous, nervous, and decides to split up:
Dmitry...
- So, Dmitry, understandably, this is the name, and the surname, the surname? He decided to clarify Cruise.
– Mdevedev... – finally turns the man...
This is how 11 years ago, Brain de Palma made the future president of Russia :-)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №1179
 24.01.2008
The history. Preparation for the exam.
Even during the life of Anna Ioannovna thought about who to leave the throne...."
At some point I felt that she really had a chance to think about it after...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №1178
 24.01.2008
Evgeny: I want the disc of the 80s to blur at home
Evgeny: so.. clashes, slats and colorful clothes are welcomed.
There is Face Control.
XAM3A: If I'm a girl you don't mind?
Evgeny: I’ll ask the boys =))))))
XAM3A: Fuck, I’m going to be a girl! I will not be a girl...
Evgeny is late. All the kids are ready.)

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №1177
 24.01.2008
xxx> you’re not going to argue?
yyy> I will! What are you surprised again, cowboy?
xxx> I understand, Ferry poured into the tea. and boiled.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №1176
 24.01.2008
He ‎(21:42):
Sorry for the hard question, but do you have those days?
She ‎(21:43):
Ugo)
He‎(21:43):
This could explain a sharp change in mood.
She is (21:43):
Idiot would you go.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №1175
 24.01.2008
Talk about analytics. The geometry

It’s an anal ass.
Oh, and you are fucking right...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №1174
 24.01.2008
Students remember it!
Today you read well, and tomorrow you go to the army!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №1173
 24.01.2008
Ze:bRA ‎(1:08):
Supper I'm just the tenth time I ask you to write to me I'm busy it takes one second and still a nice word that I't get angry
all

Hamster ‎(1:08):
I am busy with romance.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №1172
 24.01.2008
Did you get a photo? So how?
Crucially yes. I would give you in the face.
Crutis: 17 years
Crutis: Conditionally

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №1171
 24.01.2008
Bittersweet
13:09:05 - Do you have a small office?
Outlander
13:19:48 What is it?
Bittersweet
13:20:05: Did Igor office put on the computer?
Outlander
13:01 Who is the game?
Bittersweet
13:21:21: Lecha, Yagoor - your younger brother
13:21:27: Don’t believe – ask your mother

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №1170
 24.01.2008
Tetsujin: throwing in which centuries went out) went to nature in the forest
Superfly is! And did he go on the mushrooms? :)
Tetsujin: I guessed... I didn’t find the mushrooms, but I saw a green plate grabbing a flying man.
Superfly: I think you still found the mushrooms...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №1169
 24.01.2008
23:32:43 xxx: fuck
23:33:03 xxx: in company with diffuses time flies unnoticed

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №1168
 24.01.2008
I was interviewed today with the director and decided to take a new manager.
There comes a guy, like a cute guy, but somehow too much dressed. We talk to him. He is not married, but is going to live with a girlfriend for two years. In the past, he worked alone, selling something there. He earned $1.5-2 thousand a month (which by our provincial standards is very even). I can’t stand it, I ask, but why is the clothes so old?
The genius answer:
- I get new clothes, I work alone, the girl is constant.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №1167
 24.01.2008
Gera: I write a report on what was done in 2007, and plans for 2008.
It feels like I was at work only two weeks a year...and next year I will burn less.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №1166
 24.01.2008
Everyone, I get out of the inets, just onto the bagel and the spat...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №1165
 24.01.2008
In Soviet equipment in all devices was the function of express repair, in the case of any glucose, it could be activated by intense strikes on the body of the device.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №1164
 24.01.2008
TES: Get the address of the website from which you are reading?? to
Tags: these tricks
Korn: How will I entertain you later?? to
You are probably the only one who doesn’t read it.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №1163
 24.01.2008
Gave: Why did you argue?
Dolly: mmm
Dolly: When I mined him, he hit me straight on the face (
Okay, it happens to everyone.
Dolly: fuck no with screaming headshot!!!! to



by Enri

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №1162
 24.01.2008
She: Maybe we’ll have more pipes?))
By the module?

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