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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №59261
 27.01.2012
<banderlog> I found one curious property of Soviet soft chairs
< opium> are they solid?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №59260
 27.01.2012
The modern world is when a document switches faster than it then opens in a word.

[ + 47 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59259
 27.01.2012
This fool left me with a sick newborn baby. I could say I pulled the child out of that light. She carried all these years as a curse, about his help was not spoken at all, not even interested. And here, 8 years later, I have a wonderful son, a highly paid job, a decent position in an international company. Apartment in the center of the city, expensive car and a tiny but very cozy villa in one of the tropical countries on the ocean. And here he appears. With the confessions that I am the best woman in his life, we just need to be together and in general, the child needs a father.
Advice what to do, or send it to x@i is too easy, I think.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №59258
 27.01.2012
Q: What is your favorite color?
Mary is red
Do you like the color of my eyes?

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №59257
 27.01.2012
Sleep is boiling.
Nootropic ointment helps.
I do not smoke.
Nucotune ointment should not be smoked.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №59256
 27.01.2012
XXX is amazing! Here the tiger was subjected to pigs in tiger costumes and she accepted them as native tigers!
Yyy: Nothing strange, chickens are laid out and they grow them quietly.
ZZZ: Yes yes. People are cats.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №59255
 27.01.2012
From the news: a citizen of Tajikistan arrived to give birth to St. Petersburg with a kilogram of drugs in the stomach

The woman gave birth in the night not the son, not the daughter.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №59254
 27.01.2012
Problems with driving:

XXX: I have a gas :D, or rather a pedal, there is somewhat smooth hope and at the same time, and I can not smoothly
Turn off the radio and listen.
XXX: there is almost no sound
YYY: Father shut off, Fathers generally strong :D

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №59253
 27.01.2012
I heard a conversation with a girl.
Q: Fale, of course, I called you and fell asleep.
D: Oh, I also shook when I picked up the phone and heard a snort.

[ + 43 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59252
 27.01.2012
All the people who have a computer at home and an inet are soaves.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №59251
 27.01.2012
We, the Kamchadals, remember the cold winters of 91 and 92 years:)when we slept under 3 blankets, and also dressed:) and the light on the schedule included, by areas:)
They sat with candles.
The newspapers printed a lighting schedule.
And the most offensive was when the lights were turned on from 8 a.m. to 12 a.m., and you were in school:( you won't even watch cartoons. This is a difficult childhood. And the toys attached to the ceiling are all stuff :)

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №59250
 27.01.2012
Briefly about the weather

XXX: I still have trouble. Yesterday’s T-shirt was broken.

[ + 29 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59249
 27.01.2012
There are only three topics, the ability to reason and argue on which automatically deprives the status of a Reasonable Man:

1) "Only in our village are the workers, and in the neighboring all the thieves, and the district center in general has been eaten" (and vice versa);
2) Only the Russian People are the bearers of Spirituality and Intellect! (and vice versa);
All the men weep like horses, and all the women are dumb, lying on the couch and demanding money (and vice versa).

A creature noticed in the ability to seriously scratch such subjects can be thrown into the bioreactor without the slightest risk to society as a whole. This is the way, robots.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №59248
 27.01.2012
XXX is
I decided to look for a job: I read the title of the ad.
XXX is
Schedule of work: part-time employment
HHH
I open.
XXX is
Schedule: 5/2, 8 hours a day
XXX is
I love the Sberbank :)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №59247
 27.01.2012
How are you with me in bed?
I like it.
Do you like it or will you tell your friends?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №59246
 27.01.2012
From the ASK:

I read an article in Popular Mechanics.
The structure of the universe
The Modern Model
I am short about what, as Matt wrote.
Only excuses are understood.
There is such a hideout.
They write and write, and then the phrase: but let's explain it in a simple way, and the same stuff is just words in a different order.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №59245
 27.01.2012
rainart: remember, "nihua" is written bluntly, for gloss. “The alien had no hands, no ass, no ass.”

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59244
 27.01.2012
Today I got the phone in the bus when I read the advertisement that the bus can drive pockets and you need to be careful (

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №59243
 27.01.2012
The service "Love Cat" has ended. To extend the service, feed the cat.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №59242
 27.01.2012
and Sasha! IRA has begun to squeeze the nose in our reports!I should kill her...or fuck her...

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