>>>Cut your nose, you have nothing to do with age 45.
If you cut your nose, we have the most direct relationship to the 45th, it was our grandparents who protected, built and created the country. And to 1242, and to 1812, we have exactly the same attitude. No matter how our country was called in different years (the Russian Empire, the Russian Empire, the USSR or the Russian Federation) it is one country, with a single history and a single people.

Soon it is spring, camarades.
Nature will awaken from sleepiness, these terrible snow turtles will grow in the courtyards, well-eating birds will again appear over the parks, shamefully naked branches of trees will be covered with green young leaves, the deucas on the street will again start to look like the deucas, not the cabbage, and all that.

I actually do what.
start to insulate the garage (conserve bowl of iron) straight away, in the spring or wait a little until the autumn, who thinks?

"Consciously behave like a man.

I live with my mother, I earn pennies in a male position, in my free time I do not do anything, I ride in the transport sitting.

This is little. Learn to watch football, drink beer and urinate standing.

xxx: how unfortunate that there is no ctrl+c ctrl+v in real life...(

It is a pity that there is no CTRL+Z.

On a colossal rainy terrace near the mouthpiece, the wife of the notorious local carpenter, Agrafena Savvicna, swallowed the chest of Collegiate assessor Apollo Filimonovich with mollusks, vinegret and other dishes under the accompaniment of accordeon and violin.

and corrected. Candidate of Philosophical Sciences.

Anyone know about topology?
Zzzz: What’s complicated about it? Millions of women have been using topology for millennia when wearing wool socks.
YYY: the Mobius Shark and Clayne's Cap

Apple will soon get a patent for greed. And not alone!

HH: I have a question.
How to ensure that when the cover is closed, the notebook does not go into degradation mode?? to
WOW: what is it?? to
Oh, or the imitation.
The amputation?? to
The degeneration?? to
The Occupation? →? to
Oh yeah... say it!! to
What is acclimatization?? to
I remembered it!!! to
Theme: Hybernation

They took a cat baby from the street and grew up to be a nasty teenager (black like Louis Armstrong). The words "no" and "can’t" do not want to understand from principle. Another evening of battle with a spider cat climbing walls, cabinets, etc. by :
“Shadow, you know, you can’t go there... Wolf, do anything!
Wolf: What will I do? Do you shout at him angry?
Five minutes later, I shouted:
“Arrgh, Chernomyrdin, I’m tired, I’ll explain with the newspaper in my ears!
That black coat will fly away.
The Wolf:
“Len, don’t scream anymore, he doesn’t care, but I’m scared when you scream.”

When we were on the sea, there was no one to leave the cat, we had to take it with us.
YYY: The animals Would she suddenly be lost?
Are we the animals? Every morning we had to remove the web from it and throw the hidden mice out of the tent.

From Habr:
1 The Parasites
2: You made 6 mistakes in the word “Pederast”

From the discussion of the topic "for parents their children always remain small":
xxx: - Calls, you talk, to work and asks if you have eaten? Oh, that is all nonsense. I am 35, and when asked who in my childhood came in the costume of Santa Claus for the New Year, mom and dad make a surprised face and shout "What costume, you are what?" This is Santa Claus!"

The Soviet Sherlock Holmes said that women are on a disproportionately lower level than we are men. At least because women are guided by so-called delicate feelings, emotions. Emotions are the opposite of pure and cold reason.
And it annoys me terribly!
<DT> And this confirms the Holmes thesis. :D

Discussion of products on Yandex.Market

kipa.dima: TELL ME BUY HELEXY TAB 2 and put together a card on 32 apps from the Play Market and I have an internal memory written, though on the card is empty how to transfer from the inside to the card?
Basilura: You have very large letters - here they have all of the memory and burst.

At the customs, from the replacement of the seats, changed not only the amount, but also the contents of the wagons.

Stephen's movies are very cool, he saves his wife or daughter, or avengers for their deaths.

An Armenian came to work with us yesterday (I work in a restaurant). The real one is a rough nose, a hat. Asked for coffee. He is standing in a stand and drinking. and further dialogue. Do you want to buy iPhones? Not expensive, but good. I – no, thank you, I’m not interested in Apple products. What is? The apple? What is Apple? You don’t want potatoes? The Romanians are good! I couldn’t listen any further.

From the Lights Forum:
The headlamps are a rare case where men get and boast of who is less.

xxx: after being told on educational sites and forums that it is unacceptable to beat children with a belt, he began to cut me with a hose from the washing machine...

KaWa: Parkour is the science of how to elegantly jump to the top shelf in a train