XXX is bl. Yesterday the cake ended.

X: I got a new one today. in the form of the euro and the backs. I think we are being prepared to work for food.

The sister was lying in the hospital with appendicitis, just before the operation she lies naked under the bedroom on the table, still without anesthesia, on the sides are 2 surgeons, one raises the bedroom and says: "Good child", the second bowed her eyes and spoke: "Daaa excellent" and closed the bedroom)

YYYY
Hi to you!
How is it?

XXX is
Monday in the morning? Let it be good.

The husband came to the kitchen, opened the refrigerator, looked into the pot with soup... then said to you, took a bottle of beer, closed the refrigerator and went to the computer...
Do I cook so badly?! to

Question: When you burn your eyelids, do they grow?How soon?? to
The sooner you burn, the faster they grow!! to

Kenny
I asked a blonde girl to answer yes or no to the question: "The next word you write me will be no?"

I went out and didn’t appear for 4 hours...I’m worried.

God is
murderer

There are a lot of smart and honest people, but they are arranged so competently that they do not.

interfered with.

Were you back in the bathroom at night?
I: Yes Yes
Are you not ashamed to behave like this? You are a married adult woman.
I: You know, dear, when a married woman shakes, it should be shameful not to her ;)
Gone Offline

Vreditel: Fuck 3 euro joke for the lens it is crazy of gold
Leshka: From the special glass there fucking 12 lenses and another stabilizer with the professor
Not three jokes.
Leshka: Fuck sniper I think is cheaper
Vreditel: Anywhere and how much more efficient to shoot from it
Vreditel: And money for photos give more
Leshka: Cutting into the topic

Does the conscience torment?
Conscience is in the shares.
Izmailov

We look at the neighbor’s milk advertisement in the village.
And at the end of this phrase, with the voice of my grandmother: Drink my milk...
I'm in panic: I hope this cow said...
The neighbor under the table.

A cat fell from the eighth floor.
Demon: How is it? and live?
GirLa: I don’t know whether he was alive or not, but he ran away.

XXX is fucking! It would be offensive if you were a Siamese twin and your brother was gay.
WOW : Why?
That shit is one!

In all games there are codes such as endless ammunition, endless life and so on. And in my body, somebody has picked up endless soppes.

Is that the irony of fate?You want it and I’ll do it, but it won’t work.

The culture channel. The program focuses on Tolkien, and in particular the Lord of the Rings. He murdered an old woman. It says that in our time all the main characters are non-people, and hobbies including.
The voice from the room: Cheberuraška was not a man either!

People buying a licensed version of Windows Bill Gates puts in the list of friends in contact (0_o)

I work as a lawyer in a domestic construction company. Sometimes there are days when there is absolutely nothing to do. And you sit, you come up with some workpiece, you translate the papers there... I made copies of the founding documents (the two most important papers in the firms), I asked for them, the director put the signature, the stamp got in. Everything would be fine, but only the blood from the nose went. And here's one dumb drop on all the work I did, carefully close to the signature.
Fuck, now this document has the highest legal force: attached with the signature of the head, the seal and the blood of the lawyer.

111 (22:13:00 20/01/2009)
Tell a terrible story. I will fall asleep sooner.

222 (22:13:32 20/01/2009)
They lived... and the shit... and the darkness...

xxx: I want to get in the subway, I will sit in front of the escalator in the cabin and quote from the tower through the speaker to passengers read =)))))))))))