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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №76517
 27.01.2013
Fleur – Hot Cats 4:12

I am going to release the punished Boyarsky from the bathroom)))))))))))

Night: Boyarsky is a cat

Olga, what did he do?

I took off my hat))))))))))

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №76516
 27.01.2013
Nonimy: Sponsor of my diet is little time. Not much time to eat later.

[ + 28 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76515
 27.01.2013
“We are deeply concerned about this Russian bill, which seriously restricts freedom of expression and assembly for lesbians, homosexuals, bisexuals and transgender people, ultimately for all Russians,” the statement said.

Do they all consider us gay?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №76514
 27.01.2013
One comment from a YouTube video:
Fuck, YouTube every two weeks updates its interface, in the drink was two weeks, I'm going to go, with a puppy and not a fuck I don't understand where I got. They bite.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №76513
 27.01.2013
X: I never knew how to read. I learned later.
XXX: I didn’t know how to write. But then I learned that too. And then I realized that over time I could learn anything.
xxx: And now I’m 21 years old, and I’m still going out of the contour in colours.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №76512
 27.01.2013
XXX: You do not understand anything.
xxx: in our time half of the success of rpg is the design of the helmet of the protagonist on the cover

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №76511
 27.01.2013
XXX: Casper must be removed from the comp. They are not friends with 1C and the resources he eats as if it were his computer. In general, he behaves domestically. A great antivirus.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №76510
 27.01.2013
About Teachers and the Plus of Science:
"Defended candidate - got a graduate grandmother!"

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №76509
 27.01.2013
I sit, a lot of work, I can't start, reluctantly simply(( Here I was also sent a letter, which begins with the greeting "Good lazy!" Suki...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №76508
 27.01.2013
How the mirrors have changed today.
You look at them thinking, tired.
You are as you were,
But there is no naivety...

He: And the puss fell out of his pants,
The ass ripped the jeans into pieces.
There is no word about the face.
I will eat the remaining sweets.

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76507
 27.01.2013
The conversation of a beautiful girl with a photographer she likes.

What is busy?
She - pasta baked now I start to the kitchen they eat
He - mmm, it is probably very delicious, and I am sitting down and nobody will prepare baked pasta for me)))))
She - what is the problem? you take pasta and sausage, combine and pour in sauce, in a stove, voila...
Well, if you want beautiful photos, it’s easy here too. You take a photocopy, take off, quickly retouch, add color to taste, pour a couple of gradients and render, voila)

[ + 28 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76506
 27.01.2013
Q: I would just catch the clutch, throw it on the carpet and kiss it.
Why on the carpet?? to
Q: Because I went to bed, it hurt on the floor. In the erotic...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №76505
 27.01.2013
If after the “Criminal Chapter” everyone felt a little gangster, and after the “Kill Bill” – a little samurai, then on the exit from the “Jango liberated” everyone is sure: he is still a Negro.

[ + -14 - ] [13 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76504
 27.01.2013
I didn’t know how to start a conversation with a guy I liked and wrote to him: "hui". Waiting for Answer

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76503
 27.01.2013
Here are my grandmother’s kids. My husband and I are alone at home, we don’t know what to do without children.
YYY: Make a new one!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №76502
 27.01.2013
A lot can be given to find out what is going to happen in the head of the TP, which will answer clearly and clearly only three questions:

1st Why is it hard to find you?
2nd What kind of shit is easy to lose?
Three Why are you so ugly that you cannot be forgotten?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №76501
 27.01.2013
I quarreled with a girl:

I: If you think it will raise my mood, you are wrong!

She: If you think I think, you are wrong!

They reconciled and reconciled.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76500
 27.01.2013
She is a goat.
Stop the gossip! And in general, men would not bother to establish such a rule: to talk about their former as about the dead.
Meaning of O_O
Fire: either good or nothing.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №76499
 27.01.2013
A friend of mine from Karelia brought a bunch of coins of anniversary, ten rubles, almost two thousand rubles! As a familiar...wife...

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76498
 27.01.2013
Will you be my wife?
How? OOO
It’s like a pet, with rights and responsibilities.

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