<elmaars1> Having seen the falling star, the boy did not have time to guess the wish to the end and received for his birthday only велоси.

<[PEER]Dyxa> elmaars1: Well at least not ped.

Question to man:

I bought the game on the net and received a letter from the store - This product was purchased on pre-order. We will report the data for activation on the day of its release: January 8, 5200

Have you bought Half-Life 3?

X: The second manna cough in life
X: First I put a fool on my head.
X: I have never tried.
Y is serious?
X: Ugo
X: The case was on a rental apartment with a bunch of temporary settlers
x and one
X: He said that I am a thick, crummy man who will wash his dishes.
X: I was offended by the chromosome.
x: put him a pot with a hot mantle on his head and started beating))
Y : OO
X: And those fools pulled me away :)
X: It was only offensive that the man had no burns, no damage to the standing - he quickly removed the grain or it was not hot enough :)
X: but he was screaming mentally.
and : )
Y: suddenly
X: This is how you should react.
X: in the words)
X: not to deprite
X is :)
Y: Yes
x: you can just stick to suicide) but it is better to bring those who hurt you to it)

AAA: What are the stupid names of the Scandinavian gods? Numerical and geometric bodies.

to this
The news:
33-year-old Toby Sheldon spent about $100,000 on several plastic surgeries to similarity to Justin Bieber.

The commentary:
But if he had achieved the resemblance of Angelina Jolie, he would have shaken himself in the mirror.

This is when he shakes on Angelina Jolie. What about Bieber? The young man did everything right.

In the forum:
- I earned 500 rubles, tell me how to spend them wisely.
- Buy 2 rubber vagina on aliexpress and sell on avito in three roads.

The status of the girl on the Mamba:
Dear fools, with non-human names such as: THE QUEEN, Miss Capricorn, Your surprise, One such, Mother Princess, etc., contact the doctor. It will help you remember who you really are.

Offering to get married now is nothing compared to taking a joint mortgage

A: I woke up, and she already found me in contact, licked 17 photos
A: It’s not easy...
C: It is well written
A: The AGA
A: Simply

One candidate wrote
"Valdey the mature methodon of grief".
Then I corrected, of course.
I was afraid to be cursed.

I can withstand rude force, but rude thought is unbearable. There is something unfair in her behavior. This is a blow below intelligence."

and Oscar Wilde. Portrait of Dorian Grey.

Talk to Peter. You're singing them - and they're singing you "oh yes, I'm going to their concert on the weekend"

From Belize
Tomorrow St. Petersburg celebrates the 70th anniversary of the lifting of the blockade. On this occasion, our house has already started solemn events: hot water and heating have been turned off.

to this:
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We went for winter fishing. The car is a miracle of the UAZ auto industry. The city is on the shore of the bay, so the car is only needed to get to the place of fishing on the ice. There was a lot of snow and there was no ice. We walked on ice in the snow. They came out and pushed them four. Five meters passed and he was stuck again. And so all the way. They picked up the fish, the same story on the way back. Five meters drive, ten push. In general, there on foot and back on foot, we also push the car. And only when we went out to the shore was a common thought:"Why did we take this UAZik with us at all?" :-))))
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The UAZ (like any SUV) is great on snow if:
1st Turn on full drive.
2nd Turn on the lower.
Three Pressure in the wheels to 1-1,5 atm.
4 is Use of winter tyres.
5 is Use the head.

by Kouz-Ma
I think in Belarus even the cultivation of hemp will be a loss thing...

maradonshik
Exactly, they will create "BellNarcotTorg" and they will say that only 30% of the cost of the dose is paid...

In the office:
It is very difficult to communicate with you on Skype.
WOW – Why?
"Because it always seems to me that you write in response to every question: "Go to***", and then delete and write another answer.
Zzzz: You are lucky. At least he washes you.

Toxicate: Strange these cats-my is afraid of the vacuum cleaner, which never even frightened him, no vacuum cleaner..and He is absolutely not embarrassed to sit / lying on a curling like a circular, shaking old, washing machine at the time of pressing...

A few days ago issued a bank card, now call every day exactly at 7.45 am. I can’t pick up the alarm, I haven’t found the alarm yet.)

A man in adulthood is when he wore a suit after a year, and the jacket is not fastened, the pants do not come together, the shirt breaks on the seams and only the condom is large.

With the voice of Drozda:

The programmer shaves twice: the first beta shave and the second release, after detection of deficiencies.
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This will help you distinguish a programmer from a sysadmin who wears a beard.