from heaven
Dasha, a first-class student, goes to school every day with a large backpack. All children are accompanied and taken by someone: mothers, fathers, older brothers, grandmothers, and only Dasha always goes alone.
Through the desert, past the parking lot, then cuts through the courtyards, a little further on the street, further along the fence of the eternal building, past the stadium, crosses a small fence, the garden alley, and here she is in school. School alone too.
Although, in truth, it is only on the side it seems that the girl is going alone, in fact with her always her guardian angel, her beloved grandfather. Sometimes, when Dasha remembers him, she looks somewhere high up into the sky and knows that grandfather is watching her from there from above and not just observes, but supports. Once, near the car park, the way to the girl was blocked by an unfriendly bunch of dogs, Dasha was very frightened and frozen like a buried, but her beloved grandfather came down straight from the sky and the dogs in a moment rushed out. It is good to have a guardian angel in heaven.
Dasha's grandfather worked at some military plant all his life, retired and eventually became seriously ill, even lost his legs, so he was sitting at home all the time. He could not physically accompany his granddaughter to school, but he wanted to. He had to shake his engineering old, order a bunch of Chinese parts on the Internet and build a strange kind of quadrocopter, the size of a football ball.
The grandfather can't walk, so he flies under the clouds: to school and back, not for a second without breaking away from the little, favorite point below.

It seems to me that when calculating per capita expenses, the government does not take into account the body.

Porn is fake. After the train arrived, there was nothing natural.

I wanted to try on an Android phone proga to control TV through infrared.
Go to googling, let’s see the popular, free, all the business, WHAT???? In order to control your TV, you need to have access to the information (otherwise denied):
about the history of use of the device; data on accounts and profiles; contact information; location; camera-microphone and so on. The WTF? Absolutely what? Nash is urgent.

Yes, the white ones are shit. Like rats, they only live on trees. They eat everything, including the cable. Bird nests are constantly destroyed - they eat eggs, chickens. The lights also don’t shake.
yyy: and what is characteristic, you call a girl white she likes typically because she is red or because she is shabby, and you call a rat by the strain you catch, this is what the furry tail does, IMAGE!

Here in Europe, rally races were held on ordinary roads on ordinary (almost) cars. And the team of France was represented by all the brands of the "big three" - Peugeot, Renault and Citroën. And it was called the team simply: "PRS-rally". Well, in general, they left on the principle of "how you will call the boat."

>>Note, at the next fair we will fight about euthanasia, March 8 / February 23 and about the upbringing of children.<<

Kindest, don't skip, first February 14 - a beautiful sweet holiday or a busurman disgrace? Historical references, references to Ivan Kupala, originality, scrap and psychology of consumption.

And by March 8, please enter the annual speech of a separate representative of the gifted community of opponents of the holiday with the theme of the report "you can not love a woman once a year")

Borrowed with these Mone-Mane! Test words "Klod" and "Edward".

Once a long time ago I was recorded by a colleague as “Pasha slave.” (Type of work) When I saw it, I changed the name “Nasthenka” to “Nasty-slave.” When she saw it, she started calling me sometimes "my lord", and on the phone she recorded as "the master". A month later I was fired, the director went to the office where we were sitting, gave me a salary and showed me on Nastya with the words "I buy"))

I run to the pharmacy at night, glowing my eyes on the windows. The young pharmacist understandably smiles and asks:

The condoms?

and late. Do you have a X-ray from 12 months?

A father whose daughter has ripped the last nipple.

From the discussion of the article on gemification:

by Katya R:
To the author (may anyone else be helpful):
Sometimes interaction with humans is forced and it is impossible to refuse / avoid it (for any reason) and resembles torture; once I got tired and decided to treat such cases as contact with extraterrestrial civilizations - the appreciation attitude goes away (I can't tolerate you, fool!) and resources are not spent on overcoming stress (before - during - after), but (healthy) curiosity is included and the set of tools for the study of a new culture is expanded.

Q: What did you go up?
by Aha. The most vivid impression of the film - Madame Truck commented on the match on the side of the Soviet Union. He speaks very well in Russian.)
Oh, remember we still laughed at how this Harry Potter did without exposing the Soviet spies? This is total espionage.
WOW: So we found out that they were Bulgarians, because their description of Bogaria as a terribly cold country in which without a shirt of natural nychler can not survive, somehow does not very coincide with reality.
And now Madame Truck? Will there be a new movie?
Harry Potter and the Bloody Gabbana Order!
Harry Potter and the Moscow Mayor’s Cup.
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Secretary!
Fuck, JB has gone.

I recently went to the post office to send a package. She came, rejoiced at the empty room, took the ticket.



Location: Post Office in St. Petersburg.



Shipment object: a package from the Bookweed, filled with all kinds of threads, then - a "wheel".



Actors: I’m me, T’s a receiver of the package.



I approach the window, I lay a wrap on the table in front of me.

I: Hello to you! Can I get a box for 98 rubles for a package?

Q: Do you eat something fragile?

I: No, in any case...

My aunt picks a pipe in the blue package of the Russian Post

Q: Then you don’t need a box.

I: I want to pack in a box so I don’t remember anything. I would like to say that the average who...

Q: Is there something fragile in the package?

I: No, but...

T: Then you don’t need it!

I: But I want to pack! Give me a box, please.

T is fragile. of something. is there?

I: It’s not fragile there, but it can be reminded...

Aunt closes the bag, closes and weighs

It is 346 rubles. We do not accept cards.



O_O



The guy, wiping his tears while telling my story, said that she had an algorithm and needed to break it, saying, “Yes, there is.”

He was hospitalized with appendicitis. Cut it out, everything went well. A few days for recovery. Next to the bed there is a button "call the nurse", I lie down at night and accidentally hold my hand and activate the button.

I already came up with how to apologize to the neighbors, to my sister, I thought about the whole dialogue.

No one came.

Ank-Morpork, playing with a multitude of different forms of government, stopped on the form of democracy known as “one Man, one Voice.” Thus, the Man was Patricius, and he had the only Voice.

He died long before his death

>> A fat man after 50. Remember, every kilogram plus, one year of life minus

What number should I take from?

For some reason, in the winter, I get up very early, with dawn.

As the saying goes, worse than a fool, only a fool is initiative.
YYY: There is even worse. This is a fool who was given a small power - a guard, a guard, etc.

You can be a wonderful person, an interlocutor and so on, but the hungry person does not care about your qualities, he is hungry, and your behavior looks like frank cruelty and bullying. If you do not understand what you are doing, I hope you will understand now. Many women, unfortunately, do not understand, and it also dulls...

You can be a wonderful person, an interlocutor, and so on, but you don’t care about your hunger.
Men often don’t understand what they are doing.
And no one hopes that you will understand.

Under the post about the regular detention by customs officers of jokers who speak for the sake of a trick that they carry trout, drugs, weapons, etc.:
As my father said, never joke with the authorities: they have instructions instead of a sense of humor.