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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №1121
 22.01.2008
Who are you in the priesthood?
I am a shitman.
1: so you are always writing in the stones on the tower "the ugly shit"?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №1120
 22.01.2008
It was yesterday for the first time!! I understand what men feel when they stand.)
He explains
she: yesterday so fucking she wanted_)jail, flow, could not sleep...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №1119
 22.01.2008
Valentine: After tomorrow’s exam, Moscow is dead
When did you get married to your husband?

by Elena! * and))

Why did I not attend the wedding?

Elena: You are everywhere...we didn’t think it was so fast...he first left his husband...he was a girl...in general, it’s hard to explain...he didn’t let go...but she ran away and married me.

Valentine: Your mosque is also dead.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №1118
 22.01.2008
We bring some kind of server stand on the object. A polkan comes out and with him a dozen babbled boys. Looking at the box mountain, he says, “That’s so, soldiers. We pick it up and drag it up to the 4th floor". What the man who oversees this work begins to be outraged: "This is not a hassle, but a very gentle and delicate equipment!!!!". Polkan: "Yes, the soldiers have to retreat. We take this gentle and thin equipment by dragging it to the 4th floor.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №1117
 22.01.2008
“SkyHunter’s female logic... I, Anvers, will never understand... the dialogue mother to sister: what bigod will you sleep on, on iron or in the morning? Sister: Yes
<SkyHunter> they understand each other!!! O_O

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №1116
 22.01.2008
SINNER: preface - I lay yesterday with my wife, so all clean :), I lick her on the pope, gently looking in the eyes...
I am, Poppy
She (coolly so) yes, kidneys, kidneys, what is, that is
I... the kidneys are not... the kidneys are shit.
So, when will we have a sequel now???? to

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №1115
 22.01.2008
Admin, click the button [new], which only showed quotes on the menu that appeared since the last time you visited the site.

Whoever is for, go on.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №1114
 22.01.2008
He is: thank you?
He is :!
Sori is not there. :)
She: "Sori is not there..." - it is when you are in love with a girl and you are less than you need to be upset, and she begins to scream at her)

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №1113
 22.01.2008
I entered a request in Yandex: electric boiler. Well, it was purely for work... This was the third reference.

The heroes found several bodies, one of the bodies as moved, as the eyes strangely freezes and... killed by the electric shield from the run.

In my opinion it is a hit!! to

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №1112
 22.01.2008
V@dik: and remember:
V@dik: the word can kill
Brabu$$$: and the stone is a joke!

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №1111
 22.01.2008
Girls always need to know what you think.
2 What happened
Yes, yesterday evening we lie down, I rub her chest and touch her nipples with my finger.
She – What do you think?
I take and lick.
The door is broken and needs to be repaired.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №1110
 22.01.2008
In the continuation of the story of Ravshan and Jumshuta...
My acquaintance tells me: two people of Tajik nationality enter the office, who did a repair nearby, and ask to rewrite a CD with scratches on a new one, or that something on the drumbox doesn’t work...I put the disk in the computer...I try to apply all the accumulated knowledge and special tools...nothing happens...I get the disk and I see two good scratches cleaned with sling paper)))... apparently before this also applied all the knowledge and special tools accumulated in construction)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №1109
 22.01.2008
How will an egg be multiplied?
Phoenix: The Text of Goni
He put his eggs on the table.
Phoenix: It is right.
Phoenix is STOP!
Phoenix: What are you writing about?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №1108
 22.01.2008
Innet wipes out boundaries and distances! I am going out on the street, asking a guy in Asskoe if he doesn’t know what the weather is, how to dress. He says it’s about 10. I dress almost like summer, I go out, land like a fox. Feeling of 30 degrees. I walk all the way, and then I remember that he lives at the other end of the country.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №1107
 22.01.2008
Do you have a Vietnamese-Russian translator?
2 of course.
I’m afraid to ask, but why does he ask you?
Article about nanoaquariums in Vietnamese written)
2 is clear. And in these nano-aquariums, the nanobarbits probably swim?
No Daphnia Colovratka and Nematodes
Sometimes I just wonder what people can do on the eve of the exam.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №1106
 22.01.2008
and Watson:
I need magic like “to make myself work” or, say, “to make a programmer work.”
For one glance at the manuscript "Technical task" imposes on me an autozack "infringement", or even more terrifying "Anunach" and "Dapoch";

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №1105
 22.01.2008
Supman
The female orgasm is passive.

Ilmera
And the man is active, comes himself :)

Supman
Yes Yes

Supman
As Santa and the Snowman.

Ilmera

It was ? ? ?

Supman
Usually the grandfather comes and everyone starts calling the snowflake.

Supman
The snow does not last long.

Supman
In life it never happens most of the time.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №1104
 22.01.2008
Talk about snowboarding

Ivann
Did they jump from the trampoline?

Crazy NoFear
NOA

Crazy NoFear
Oh... there are such tramps that then you will be gathered for another week.

Ivann
Then I go on board - I destroy the grandmother, somebody rushes away, without a pant. Then I started to catch up, well, fso, I think I was cooler than her, and she turned out to be on the trampoline.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №1103
 22.01.2008
From the Victoria Chat

<AHJULI> Question: What should Bill Gates do?
<XXXX> to die
A young man of the twentieth, the correct answer - to die was given in 4,938 seconds.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №1102
 21.01.2008
My friend yesterday moved to the lineup, and he got sick that evening... we are going to work, and he is like a blewner.
Colleagues of Aid:
Is it with him?
YA is:
Linus recently installed.
Colleagues of the choir, smiling with everyday smiles:
Of course, the rest of the winds are coming out. :)

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