D.A. Medvedev announced as the candidate for the Oscar in nomination
Best male role of second plan.

From the Dream Forum:

Today all night I ran from the maniac, ran and laughed, because I had never seen a maniac with a pile in my life before.

As our preacher said:
Nothing so frees the fools of the forum as the decision of diffour when registering =)

She: Didn't you have a girl who knows how to tie a branch of a cherry blade with her tongue in a knot?? to
He: Honestly, I don’t know I didn’t squeeze them in the mouth.

From the forum, the topic of "sex with the eyes of carapuses...":
Oh well fun. You do not get bored with them. Especially in a one-room apartment. My youngest also is three years old. One evening we sent them to the bathroom to play, and they decided to use it... and at the very height of the bathroom a small cry was heard: "Daddy! We laughed to tears!"

The same group members blurred the celebration in honor of the successful defense of diplomas.
On the table are champagne and mandarins.
In the group of four people, only one drinks alcohol (he pulled champagne) and only one is not allergic to citrus (she pulled mandarins).
Wow, you’ve gotten to know each other in six years of studying together.
XHH: For six and a half.
Then came the priests, and they all ate and drank.

Tell me something sad about love.
gay porn

Ashka: Listen somehow it all sounds so tempting, but a piece of eroticism in the form of a torso didn’t show me, horny?
Master_lsk: Okay, I’ll send a photo, but I’m asking for the alaverda then!
I guess I’ve drowned coffee. Is it how? Without clothes?
Master_lsk: and what, I’ll be in the clothes, right?
Ashka: So it’s not fair to hide nothing in your clothes, but I have something!
Master_lsk: and what do you hide there, you think, the milk glands are a bit enlarged
Master_lsk: if my nose is bigger than yours, I don’t wear the shirt.)

A: Do you drive me in a helicopter?
B: Come and drive
A: You can’t fly?
B is no. And you can. So let’s take a helicopter.)

I love the circle.
I love the black.
I also love corsets.
WOW: and socks
WOW : :)
Vauu: bright makeup, socks, corset with bonds
Shoes on the heels.
This is my topic ?
WOW: What do you say?
Why are we silent?
The weather...Hand Fucking

Such children, such children.
Today on the street heard a dialogue of grandmother (b) and granddaughter (c):

A: No, I do not want that.
B: Understand one simple thing, girls like boys and boys like girls. If they like each other, they get married.
I want to marry my cat!!! to

O_O

After viewing "Avatar 3D" a light is lit in the room and a quiet voice is heard from behind:
The fucking! They shoot all kinds of stuff... people don’t want to look at them afterwards...

Now on the TV was a local underwear store advertisement.
It’s called "Trouble". by OMFG

All literate people are equally literate. Every analphabet is analphabet in his own way.

Invest (00:53:23 21/01/2010)
Before buying shoes, I bought, I went to the cafe... well, I talked to Igor, he warms me, come and drink a beer. Sitting on the bus and traveling, naturally eaten in the slum, how they put me in the bus I do not remember, history silences (they themselves do not remember). The bus was passing. As a result, I woke up when I was driving along the Kalmyk steppes in the direction of Astrakhan, but I did not know it (it was night), found a bag of strong beer nearby (good fuck friends), worsened, fell asleep. We woke up in Astrakhan, 700 km from my city. In my pocket 50 rubles, no mobile phone, I knew that a friend lives near Astrakhan, I only knew the name of the village... I walked 6 hours on the track (no one carried, men)... I came, found, ate. I returned home in a week, my parents almost killed me without a little, they thought they had struck me somewhere.

The girlfriend's mother-in-law is named Hope Konstantinovna, she was lying in the hospital, and with her in the girl's chamber, well, 18 years old. Sleep it means, and here she hears this dialogue:
What is my grandmother’s name?
As Lenin’s wife.
Is it Arina Rodionovna?

<Wickie> Did you go?
<Big Ear> No, and what?
<Wickie> tell me I’ll kill him.
<Big Ears> what happened to you?))
<Wickie> last night only we adjusted, as in an anecdote, in the door the key knocked
<Wickie> I am betraying, he is betraying
<Wickie> fast-fast dressed, here mother I hear me call
<Wickie> wife fucking behind the bed hid
<Wickie> mother goes bla bla as business
<Wickie> suspiciously so, apparently hears
<Wickie> here I remember, fucking! His shoes are in the hallway.! to
<Wickie> he also heard the journey. I did not find anything better...
<Wickie> than fucks jump out of bed with a scream "HAAAAA!"
<Wickie> for the first time I’ve seen a person faint.
<Wickie> and this fool in his socks jumped out the window.
<Wickie> I will kill him.

At work, I introduced myself to everyone as Masha, then I put on Olya’s badge, because they won’t do anything, and I need to be with him. And people start to doubt their memory and do not call by name, although for 2 weeks I was Masha for everyone. So much to watch :)

This should have been to say to your potential girlfriend: "I don’t want to lose you, even without having time to grasp..." :-(

Acid: Sponge Bob the square. The Practice. The Good.