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[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №42250
 26.01.2011
Kondrat: No matter how cool, I am a sex giant!
Dimon DJS: The Sex Giant... The Cleaner of the 10th Class, what?

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №42249
 26.01.2011
A friend came to an interview at night.
I send him an SMS in the morning. Should you jump?
Friend’s answer: You can already start...I’ve fallen asleep :)

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №42248
 26.01.2011
Students on the bus:
A: He is 26, and he has no prestigious job or money.
B: Well, Onegin has a estate, but Chatsky has nothing at all.

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №42247
 26.01.2011
I go to the public toilet, I approach the pissuara and just started to "drop", as the navigator (in the pocket was lying), the fox, "heated", and the whole room as announced: "Connection with satellites! andquot; The boys who were there were hit.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №42246
 26.01.2011
xxx(24.01.2011 19:31:28): the mandets... the district of the Saratov region, in connection with the fall of a large snow, asks drivers to observe the rules of traffic.. it's shit how?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №42245
 26.01.2011
One of the directors burned. She grew up as a very ideological child. When she learned that her native grandfather was neither a pioneer nor a Octoberman, she was very upset. I approached my mother and seriously asked her how she now treats her grandfather after that! My mother nodded her head and said it was the same as before. Grandfather is not at all to blame that pioneers and octopus in his childhood has not yet been! and :-)

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №42244
 26.01.2011
I found an advertisement on one and job search sites:
Correct grammar and spelling errors on VKontakte, Facebook, etc.
Cheap, price depending on the filling of the page"

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №42243
 26.01.2011
Martha (Lena) Syroegkina (Oripeu) from Minsk! Please write to me in the aska, in the mail or anywhere! I am very missing! I cannot find you anywhere! Your animal...

Please go ahead, maybe you will see it here. thanks

[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42242
 26.01.2011
Do we start studying from the next semester?and :)

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №42241
 26.01.2011
It became known the amount that will be paid by the sponsors of Vitaly Petrov for the participation of the Russian driver in Formula 1 20 million euros.
I think we have found the money that the government has allocated to support Autovaz.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №42240
 26.01.2011
A month without a girl is uncomfortable.
Two months is just shit.
3 months - severe nervous tension
4 months - I begin to get erotic
5 months of hard porn
6 months - removed everything, put Linux =(

BOJIOCATOE_4YDO

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №42239
 25.01.2011
oleum (21:01:19 24/01/2011)
By the way, I figured out how to get him to go... we need him to buy us a ticket.)

oleum (21:01:32 24/01/2011)
The fucking gap ?

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №42238
 25.01.2011
<Prelest> well what is the problem, like a normal guy, earns the norm
<Lady_L> the problem is that he’s fucking fucking!
<Prelest> well you love it :-*
<Lady_L> I just can’t even explain to you how fucking he is.
<Lady_L> well, for example...
<Lady_L> I complained a year ago that without a car it’s hard. No special expectations in principle.
<Lady_L> on my birthday he stole a Ford Focus from a friend and pulled it to me for a visit!! to
<Prelest> hrenase knight... I would like to
<Lady_L> ah fucking, I’m now afraid of talking about children.
<Lady_L> or suddenly he’s going to me too.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №42237
 25.01.2011
by C HABRA:

by Robotex,
Blue is rarely found in nature.

by Gromka,
Especially in the sky.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №42236
 25.01.2011
Why don’t everyone sleep?
Why are we all sleeping? :)

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №42235
 25.01.2011
The brother decided to joke, carefully signing the last two chicken eggs in the left, right pot.
How did he know that this morning a neighbor would come to us and ask a couple of eggs for our husband’s breakfast?

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №42234
 25.01.2011
Ukraine will receive 124 million dollars from the United States for the development of democracy
The most brilliant comment:
#13 Agriculture
Sold out!!! to

[ + 133 - ] Comment quote №42233
 25.01.2011
I sit down in the monitor. My mother comes from work. Asks: "What is this sad?" I answer, on the machine, without thinking: "the grass has ended." Mother, mentally being somewhere on her wave: "To you to pour away?"
After half a second, two eyes meet "O_o"

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №42232
 25.01.2011
Lirououououououu
the jacket on the danchiki sits up ppc, calls me here davecha, grit "what do you do in the evening?"I thought probably a guest wants to go or where to go, and he offered me to dance all night together )))

Priestly
!! byHe is also a perverted man as he writes to me in aska - Come to me, you will play dances, and I will break up.

[ + 103 - ] Comment quote №42231
 25.01.2011
In addition, the mouse M515 is designed specifically for working on the couch. Its body moves freely on soft surfaces - blanket, blanket, clothing.

The chances of getting up from the couch are getting smaller.

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