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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №76477
 26.01.2013
From the news - the United States has criticized the anti-gay law of Russia.
You can see where the pimples are located.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №76476
 26.01.2013
Measured by letters on some chat, who knows English better:
“A battery was dead and the phone had no power to make a call.”
yyy: The battery was dead and the phone was unable to make a call.
zzz: "Get up, clutches, the phone screamed!"

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №76475
 26.01.2013
Anastasia
The pilot of what?
The Roman
The aircraft of course.
Anastasia
Do you drive people, or do you hide them?
The Roman
You are a good girl, Natalia.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №76474
 26.01.2013
xxx: With KMP: "Today I passed the IQ test. Asked to send SMS. I was a fool and sent it. Fuck you!! The price was -191 rubles. And then 496! In my pocket last 500, yesterday 100 put!"
I didn’t go XD

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76473
 26.01.2013
It is so difficult to open the book and finally read why the dwarves on the eagles did not fly? Here you are, you are:
Magus persuaded the eagle to move the travellers over the Great River. The Lord of the Eagles said that where people live, he will not fly.
“They’ll start shooting from their enormous bows; they’ll decide that we’re here to steal sheep. Other times it would have been so, of course, but people will not understand why we complained. Sorry, wizard, we are happy to help you and we will help you first, but the southern border is not for eagles. The p. 75 is

by Zy. cottage, odmin, shredder, scuco, hoyace, o_o

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №76472
 26.01.2013
Sly: according to the modern label, in the left hand hold a fork, in the right - a mouse.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №76471
 26.01.2013
Yesterday was a walk.
Head of IT!
A wonderful drunk.
It was stupid not to go.

Supported by Friendship
Start of. Department of PPO,
Applicant: ' No need to
This is shit!'

Supported very well.
Under the bottle ' Chartres'
SAP R/3 I crashed personally.
A lot of 1C.

I remember the bases,
The Serbian formats...
Fortunately, not often
Birthday in the...

Archangel

[ + 26 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76470
 26.01.2013
Growth is when in childhood you heat the thermometer on the battery and a couple of days you crave at home, and now you drop the high temperature to go to work tomorrow, to feed the family.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №76469
 26.01.2013
Ekaterina
You are normal now)

Alexander is
Comrade future master of pedagogical sciences! The dialect you use of the courtyard primates, the habitat of which is the intertwined parade, and Sunday entertainment sitting on the rebarbers, so to speak, "on the courts", in the position of the bird of the world, with a ball of sunflower seeds, I find it inappropriate for your sophisticated and highly cultural personality!

Ekaterina
Do you treat me here?? to

Alexander is
The MDA...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №76468
 26.01.2013
Vass, well Vass, tell me a story, I can't sleep.
yyy: the column fled, the tail slapped - pulled out the tail!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №76467
 26.01.2013
XHH: I’m about trying to change the speed again. From 16GB to 2TB
Don’t forget to wear a shirt under the beard.
XHH: Why is it?
So that the mouth does not break.

[ + 43 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76466
 26.01.2013
Today, my cat has avenged mankind in my face for all the cats on the planet... while I cried, trying to rub my eyebrows, she pulled so tightly and put her leg straight into my mouth.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №76465
 26.01.2013
I’m at home and I don’t touch anyone. Suddenly a fire truck approaches the building. It stands for a while. He leaves, and an ambulance comes to replace him. It stands for a while. She leaves, and immediately she’s replaced by a concrete mixer... O_o

And the drunkards with the doctors turned down and decided to go into the concrete and throw it into the pond of the joke that caused them.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №76464
 26.01.2013
Just a friendly advice. never ever. Never any conditions. Do not go to the gym when you have diarrhea.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №76463
 26.01.2013
Psydiver: My uncle had one in one like this Vin Diesel.
psydiver: lipstick is the same, hooligan, black eyes shine. He even had the same name – Motorine!

[ + 17 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76462
 26.01.2013
After listening to the tale "The Wolf and the Seven Goats" at night, the child asked a very logical question: - And where was the goat dad all this time?
YYY: Is it not understandable? Dad is a goat!

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №76461
 26.01.2013
My relatives had a male Chihuahua who stood on his front legs and sucked down his head to squeeze on a tree — thus he marked the territory above his height and overshadowed his own dimensions over the rest of the dogs. This picture comes to mind every time I see a crowd of people dressed in brands and with expensive clothes, often purchased on credit.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №76460
 26.01.2013
XXX: The first session in my life, and I survived it.
Now you can sleep quietly.
HH: Now I can sleep.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №76459
 26.01.2013
Excerpt from the article on the car portal: "On Japanese premium-class cars are installed and driver fatigue control systems. The car stops smoothly if the sensors have detected a bad road - the computer suspects that the driver has taken off the side. However, for the Ukrainian market, this system is deactivated – 80% of our roads are considered by the system.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №76458
 26.01.2013
by 1111
I am forbidden to drink before the concert.
The rest is also prohibited.
by 222
Who is prohibiting?
by 1111
The whole group
and organizers
I. Other Groups

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