The counselor
Here is here:
"This will never happen again. There will be no preventive medicine, medical examination, cultural houses with circles, free sports sections.

I am 33 years old. daughter 6 years. We live in the house for now. And I drive her in circles to the House of Culture in the village of Leskolovo in the Leningrad region. Leskovsky House of Culture. Free circles for children. For all children of appropriate age. No papers are asked, no papers are asked. Take a child and drive. There is a circle of lipstick, there is a vocal, a hand-working studio, two dance ensembles, kung-fu and a wrestling. Free sessions at the House of Culture. In our time. In the D.C. very clean, fresh repair, old teachers, with a fire in the eyes, with sincere enthusiasm and love for children. And for pensioners there is also a free physical culture section and computer literacy courses.

Either you are one of those I haven’t seen it with my own eyes, it doesn’t exist, or you think I haven’t seen Satan at all.
Y> Auto replacement is meaningless and merciless!
Z> I need a transitory out of Satan, oh no, from going to sata.

Gh[o]st
Av1 is universal, as far as I understand. and videos, and gifs, and just on cats with breasts to watch.

by Steep27:
You have a special taste for cats.

Comments on the article "I built a helicopter"
I also built from gips.
And I built from concrete.
Special (Prof built over 100 flying helicopters used in combat conditions): It is good that you are interested in this topic, but advice1, advice2, advice3.
Author of the article: advice1 - ok, advice2 - ok, advice3 - not understood
SPECIAL: advice3, here so and here so, therefore and therefore
The author (Nihren did not understand from the explanation, but is afraid to admit): and why?
What is more effective here and then
author (I never understood, but can’t say): I have a hobby, scream on efficiency, the helicopter’s blades turn
Special: they are turning, but he will not fly, because Todd and Todd
Author: Yes and Pooh
Uzer2: I built out of concrete, and advice3 fucking, because (argument with complicated terms that Uzer2 does not understand, but took from the previous answer of the special)
Special: not quite so, advice3 - good, because and because (repeats the arguments in a simplified form, because I realized that the interlocutors are not aware of the basics and do not understand it)
user2: advice3 - shit, because (arguments about the moon in the third house of the body and the construction of a concrete cluster)
We are talking about helicopters and what does the horoscope have to do with it? Judging from your comments, you do not understand what you are talking about.
You blur so that I don’t understand, which means you don’t know.

The author, without understanding the basic basics, is going to build an even more complex non-flying helicopter. Spets in minus, in auhu, and no more comments.

"In the Saratov Peterochka among the vegetables lay the body of a man".

In the fifth, even the body was not fresh.

When at my exam the student cries with tears in the eyes of the three and says:

I’m not going to be a doctor anyway.

I bet him two and I’m 100% sure he won’t be a doctor.

My husband and I work in the same office.
In the morning, I tell him that it is in his throat.
He says he has it too.

A colleague hears our conversation and says:

What do we have here, the bacillus is divorcing?

The man said without thinking for a moment:

and her. They are not divorced. They live together!

On the captain’s wife’s logo?
This is a boat, a sailor!
- Non-acid in the captain's wife's size, once the sailor went on the sailing.

Sega: I have a friend who has rubbed wood at the house and... cut off his finger on his hand. He put his finger in the bag, sat behind the wheel and went to the hospital, to Moscow. There, the separate fingers were put on the spot and said that he was good that he was brought to the hospital so quickly. The finger normally bends, and as the owner of the finger himself claims, he can already even curl them in the nose.
Buster: In order to pinch in the nose with this finger, it didn’t even have to be sewn. and :)

In the United States, a Californian sushi lover pulled out a 1.5 meter long worm.

As it turned out, the parasite turned out to be the most real bull chain.

The man admitted that he had suffered from bleeding diarrhea for a long time, but continued to eat sushi with raw salmon every day.

During the next visit to the toilet, he managed to remove the worm and get to the hospital on his own.

And immediately, under this news - contextual advertising offers sushi. Thank you, my appetite is gone.

XXX: My friend doesn’t sit in any social networks.

So she just puts a cat, food and her naked ass out the window.

In the supermarket. 80% discount on the safe. Reason: There is no key.

There is a chance that very soon the children of today will prove to us here that washing the ass for Europeans is more prestigious and profitable than it was to put rockets in poverty.

I will not understand something here. Did you want to humiliate nurses who, without having developed intelligence, are able to sustain themselves and their family? Or to glorify designers who, having a high intelligence, prefer to work on the ambitions of the powerholders instead ofining a family? Or are you trying to prove that no matter how smart a “non-European” is, being a nurse is the most he can in Europe?

If you pursue the purge, pursue it correctly.
No need to scare people that in every compot there is dihydrogen monoxide.
Explain in a simple way what can be found in many compotes
This is a dangerous substance. That people have been poisoned for centuries, but many have survived.
Until the old years. What dihydrogen monoxide is used on dangerous
chemicals, as well as a precursor for the production of
of narcotic substances. Also, dihydrogen monoxide is strong
a universal solvent that can penetrate most of the used
The product man.
People, do not be afraid! The harm is obvious, but it depends on the dosage!
In small amounts is not fatal.

They pay twice, but less and less.

I will tell a wild story. I advise the nervous to scratch.

In 2003 I came on vacation from Chechnya to Belgorod. Much is related to this city for me, almost native. Upon arrival, he immediately went to the priesthood, nicknamed in the people with a tangible word - b..дки!

He returned from a beautiful woman late in the autumn night, through a sorting station. Who knows Belgorod - this station is on the Creide. He cut off the road under the automobile along the paths and saw a standing commodity and a pale, like cream, clamper crawling near the extreme wagon and wildly screaming into the rack of the machinery. So that he calls for an emergency.

My heart, heated by alcohol and a beautiful girl, did not allow me to pass by indifferently. I wondered what it was about? The clutter explained to me that they had moved someone, but he is wildly afraid of blood and can't look at anyone!

I took a lamp from him and went in the shadow of the bridge, from where a deaf stone spread. Even as I approached the figure lying on the rails, I felt a strong smell of garlic. In order for you to understand how strong the smell was, I will remind you that I myself was a subwoofer. It turned out that the drunk man decided not to wait until the cargo shuttle passed, and used under the wagon. The merchant at this moment touched, and the man’s hand was under the wheel... In short, the hand was opened just above the elbow.

I put on the burning man with his belt, and he finally turned off.

All packed in blood, I returned to the clamper, which was just moving nervously from foot to foot, and when he saw me all in the blood, began to nervously shake my eye... After smoking, we were a little silent, and then my impressive acquaintance suddenly spoke about the fact that it was not Christian, that the hand was rolling somewhere. The kids will soon go to school and can see, and the dogs can pull.

Agreeing with his arguments, I took the lamp again and, sensing the light of the slurry, walked along the rails. The crawler asked me nervously five times, “Have I found it?” I replied, “No more!”

I must say that by that time I had served in Chechnya for more than three years, with short breaks. Everything had to be seen there. Even the cynicism inherent in the workers of the morgo and the whole of the funeral sphere began to appear. In short, when by the beam of the lamp I touched the hand cut off by the merciless merchant, I grabbed her for the wrist, lifted her up, put a lamp on her and said:
I found! Here is she!

The poor man fell astray in the same moment. And I still, for a while, stood confused, waving my hand and my lamp. Emergency has arrived. A doctor and a doctor came out. With astonished eyes, they studied the whole picture, the senseless bodies of the copper and the sufferer. Morning, the feudalcher uttered an epic phrase:
Take which one of them?
Imagine what they saw... There are two bodies lying on the paths, and in the middle I have a hand and a lamp!
I had to quickly take the man to the hospital, he lost a lot of blood. By the way, then I realized that he survived and is still alive. And I remembered that story today not just so...
I have not been in Belgorod for ten years, and I decided to come for these holidays. It was under the same bridge today!

Putin’s bathing in the pier had to be filmed several times.
Vladimir Vladimirovich by habit walked straight on the water.

The show turned into the "dumb teenage jokes" section from the newspaper "Grandmother's Recipes".

My sister Lida once lived in the U.S. and told me that once friends in the U.S. asked her what her second name was. She explained to them that in Russia there are no second names, but there are ancestry by father and gave an example on herself - I said Lydia Georgievna. The Americans liked it very much and since then they called her Lydia George.

From the toy shop blog:
A woman with a son arrives. He wanted the Chakra and the Zombie Monkey. The "monkey" box is a precise tomb for the cat in shape and color. My mother is scared and refuses to play. They look at the Chakal - and there are 18+ on the box (because the game mentions rum - but, a thousand devils! - Rum was used to prevent water from getting damaged in the long transition, so this is a historical truth!). and panic. Alcohol in the game. The boy, crying, left us with “The Wizard of the Emerald City.” Everything is beautiful and positive.