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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №1101
 21.01.2008
Is the isotope of hydrogen? and Sash?
Darkness: Deuterium, Tritium...
Does your brain hinder you from walking?
I mean, it’s in a different place :)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №1100
 21.01.2008
Tagged: gm
GERAS: entered in Yandex
Tags: Pregnancy Condoms
Maho and Kaak?
GERAS: No more like me

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №1099
 21.01.2008
What kind of flowers did you give me?! to
“Well, it’s nice for you to do it...so that you can smile when you look at them, remember me.
she: I meant "what number", and not "what fucking" :)) just stand well, so I asked.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №1098
 21.01.2008
He who invented the piracy and copyright law obviously did not allow the school to write down, and not just in his own house.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №1097
 21.01.2008
>xxx: if this quote hits the top of the abyss - February 1st on the red square

It is done, it is your turn!

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №1096
 21.01.2008
This is interesting, what show on the channel "School" at 2.15 pm in the program "German with pleasure"!?!?! to

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №1095
 21.01.2008
It’s really stressful when you wake up at 11 in the morning and have 48 missed.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №1094
 21.01.2008
It is good that he was born a man (beer, girls, compasses), and if he was born a dog, he would lick eggs and rejoice.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №1093
 21.01.2008
xxxxxxxxxxx:

Did you know Victor wanted to commit suicide?
he went on the car to crash, and then it broke, and they and Roma pushed her all night.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №1092
 21.01.2008
Some left man (xxx) in aska knocks:

You are that, type.
xxxx is it?
Everything is real =)
XXX is clean, right?
YYYYYYYYYYYY
Do you need a friend by chance?
XXX: I can
Something I feel lonely about, Shoppers. There is no time to spend with anyone in the evening.
No thank you =)
xxx: well, I am in the sense of "friend", and not in the sense of "friend aka homosiina"
yyy: aa, no hope anyway
XXX is sorry
YYY: Don’t worry
XXX: I hold on.
xxx: thank you

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №1091
 21.01.2008
xxx: I can't get rid of you
YYY :?? to
Menta told me not to drink again when I woke up with them.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №1090
 21.01.2008
XXX is
> weakness
Did you say something in Romanian?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №1089
 21.01.2008
The Lightning!
Kazan, driver 2112-silver-g/n e446eo/16rus rare gondon!
You will not give in to the pedestrians on the zebra again! On their green light!
I hope you are fucking fucking!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №1088
 21.01.2008
Not so long ago,
The deputy director (BLONDINKO) approaches the Xerox, wears sunglasses, takes the Xerox, removes the glasses and goes to himself, a long silence after which the entire office is under the table.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №1087
 21.01.2008
Slamty (22:56:41 16/01/2008)
And today, I fell asleep... I fell asleep... Mom came from work at five and woke up...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №1086
 21.01.2008
Wedding (00:03:18 11/01/2008)
I will still command you.
michael (00:04:02 11/01/2008)
No, you will not...
michael (00:04:14 11/01/2008)
You will wash my socks!
Wedding (00:04:25 11/01/2008)
No to!!! to
myha (00:05:18 11/01/2008)
You will!
myha (00:05:26 11/01/2008)
And to cook ;)
myha (00:05:41 11/01/2008)
And to bring shoes ?
myha (00:05:54 11/01/2008)
I will fuck you.
Wedding (00:06:01 11/01/2008)
Okay, electric first you buy me a ring with an Emerald)))
myha (00:07:20 11/01/2008)
The shoes are cancelled ?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №1085
 21.01.2008
Stirling (22:56:47 16/01/2008)
Did not be fired?

H9HbKA (22:57:03 16/01/2008)
No, I succeeded in it.)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №1084
 21.01.2008
1: You are good.
2:church, in the fallout such replicas are given by people with an intellect of 3-6 out of ten)

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №1083
 21.01.2008
CKY (23:38:41 14/01/2008)
You look like an angel a hundred times more.
marr.Y.am (23:39:19 14/01/2008)
What is?
CKY (23:40:55 14/01/2008)
All eyes, all eyes, all eyes, all eyes

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №1082
 21.01.2008
by Sonne:
Help me, help me plz!! to

by Christina:
Household...

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