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[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №25142
 22.01.2010
I work as a photographer. Almost fired for the name of the folder: "Ready Girls. Tagged with"

[ + 69 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25141
 22.01.2010
Stephen Vander was once asked if it’s hard to be blind. He replied, blind yet nothing, thank God I am not even a Negro.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №25140
 22.01.2010
F0iL> I sit and do the economy
F0iL> and you send me breasts
F0iL> I can’t work in this environment
F0iL> in general, the economy
F0iL> give more breasts

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №25139
 22.01.2010
XXXX, 21.01.2010 14:01:09:
Sun, what do you need to leave of the vine, except the logs of the aska?

YYYYYY, 14:03:28
My documents

YYYYYY, 14:04:33
Why are you asking this??? O.O

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №25138
 22.01.2010
VKontakte about medicine (in the photo of traumatic damage to the perineum and scrotum).

A friend of mine crossed the fence and got stuck... Luckily not so hard and now he has a beautiful daughter...
Yyy: From the fence? Oh Oh Oh Oh!

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №25137
 22.01.2010
Caterpillar (>2.5)
What if we are there tomorrow?

Caterpillar (>2.5)
Has the schedule changed?

Growl
Do I have to know?

Growl
Ask the Destroyer.

Growl
) )

Caterpillar (>2.5)
Given that I usually know the schedule, you offended me.

Growl
And I didn’t say that everyone who knows the schedule is shit. I asserted that all the fools know the schedule.

KatyaTeman
Logic from the first time, yes.

[ + 95 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25136
 22.01.2010
Everyone happens that coming late in the evening from work, you involuntarily catch yourself on the thought:" well, how, lessons do not need to!!!!(I am 33 years old)

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №25135
 22.01.2010
Find a living grandmother that you can touch with your hands.
I’m not dead, you know, right?

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №25134
 22.01.2010
19.01.2010 17:52:54, Naoko
I don’t get offshore.

19.01.2010 17:53:59, Nik-XXXL
This is easy to digest food, it may not go out on debt.

19.01.2010 17:55:06, Naoko
Suki, the doctor

19.01.2010 17:55:12, Naoko
I am not about that...

19.01.2010 17:55:18, Naoko
It doesn’t get cooked!!! to


[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №25133
 22.01.2010
Veterans, mla... dendys and wetlands they remember...

And I was a child with an antivirus arithmometer "Phoenix" processed!
It was sprinkled by "Dichlophos".
The result:
Removed three cockroaches (bags)
Two worms were found.
He was placed in quarantine after being poisoned with antivirus.

* oldly pierced and covered with pledge*

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №25132
 22.01.2010
The crazy computer. I can safely disassemble the computer on the spare parts, repair it, or locate the cause of the breakdown or even if it broke. And since I don’t know how to create a folder, shit, in 5 ways, I need to go to resend. I am in the car.

[ + 97 - ] Comment quote №25131
 22.01.2010
He entered the chat.
He left the chat.
He entered the chat.
He left the chat.
He entered the chat.
He left the chat.
He entered the chat.
He left the chat.
He entered the chat.
I am finished!!! to
He left the chat.
Nick: The huts took us away...

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №25130
 22.01.2010
Lenok: Hi, I constantly brake 1C and Excel, what do I do?
Root: Try the cane.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №25129
 22.01.2010
Rosana
Can you join the Baptist Church?

Sanek
Pressing the baby?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №25128
 22.01.2010
She said I will live forever in her heart!
I didn’t know she had a dormitory there.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №25127
 22.01.2010
I caught a man in the river. The oakun was large, but the only one was not fishing. At home, he noticed that in the stomach of the river robber, something spherical, of the correct shape emerged.
It was a turtle. She did not show signs of life, but her legs and head were whole. And to do this, the man picked up a bowl of water and threw a turtle into it. In the morning, I discovered that she lived all the living - all bears in the bank.
I went, bought her ice cream shrimp, worms and other delicacies. It seems like they’ve eaten you. You open your eyes: clean water around, no predators and hooks - eat, I don't want to. The turtle was in paradise. For the fourth year she has lived in this paradise.

[ + 97 - ] Comment quote №25126
 22.01.2010
I bought my daughter a webcam, and now exactly one-third of the room is perfectly cleaned.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №25125
 22.01.2010
Question at the Medical Center Forum:

You can reduce the size of the head, or it is large and it is disproportionate to my lean body.

The answer:
Hi you Eugene. Maybe you’ll think about changing the proportions of your body – it’s more realistic.

With respect, the clinic

[ + 70 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25124
 22.01.2010
There are still people on the planet who haven’t bought an uggy and haven’t watched the movie “Summertime” 30 times, mentally fucking Robert Pattinson.
Yyy: The men are called.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №25123
 22.01.2010
XHH: What are you doing?
WOW: I’m running around the apartment with a wallpaper for the taxi to be fun :)
XH: O_o

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