XXX: Oh the gate, she is beautiful!
Do you watch porn?
XXX Why? No to football.
yyy: Then "the doorkeeper" the sun.

A scientist is an eternal student. The doctoral dissertation, the doctoral dissertation, the salary as a scholarship

The Prehistory:
The company was purchased by a Swedish company.

Message from a colleague:
From February, new types of incentives and penalties will appear in our company.
Employees who work well will eat at the Swedish table, and employees who work poorly will be re-educated to a Swedish family.

Olivia: I thought it was worse advertising than "All type-top, heels-makeup" can’t be.But here came out Oh, Palmoliv, my gentle gel!

The answer:
"The men have so distracted us from
Help, even from
Stretching the Hand of a Stranger
Leaving the Trail
It’s going to be... :)"

And you will decide already whether you need help or gender equality! Or you wanted to wear jeans instead of dresses, build a career instead of keeping a family focus and make men treat you like other men, and when you get it all, you complain and ask for help.
And if you, Mademoiselle, consider yourself a true lady and regret the current state of affairs – go and kill all the feminists.
and luck!

Guys, how do you tolerate this? I used to think that the pigs are the ones who pull the first person to bed. And then I broke up with a guy, there is no sex for 2 weeks, now everywhere you want sex, but you will not run on strangers and ask "Give sex" :(

VKontakte

All Tatians with their day!
Thank you, and you too!

This is the first time the nucleus has been removed. When he finished from sin, he shaved away and removed his sweater.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Exam in General Biology.
A guy sits down, tells his ticket, a topic that is related to genes.
Prepod asks what is "Mul" (horse + donkey)
Parnishi answered the whole audience: "Mul, this is a male mulat"

You are not in my taste.
And you try...

Dmitry
I woke up in the morning, started going to work and searched for the keys to the car for an hour.

lady
Shouldn’t you get to work?

Dmitry
Happened

Dmitry
I do not have a car.

Yesterday I drank beer with Munich sausages, almost like on vacation))
You have a dry law.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

An embargo on oil supplies from Iran has been imposed. About 68% are in Greece, Italy and Spain.

The anecdote. The most economically weak countries are also offered to pay for foreign political benefits.

Only when he learned that the crocodiles had no bladder, he understood why the crocodile Gene walked in a hat, shirt, tie, jacket, but - without pants.

I just finished in the 7th ward.
YYY: And how then?
Unusual, but you can live.
xxx: in general, like everywhere, the question is the same:"where is this fucking thing"

The xxx:
I will cut off a piece of wallpaper. The tape strip will symbolize the film tape, and the broken piece - the emptiness that is present in modern cinema, I will tear the wallpaper for 2 hours, all the time shooting on the phone camera. No arthouse will work.

YYYY :
Shit will work.
Pick up a clitoris in pop paint and scratch on the wallpaper with salps
This is Art House.

<NPOQFK> fucking if God exists
<NPOCPFC> the engineer of intelligence who invented the attachment of the cooler to 478 sockets is now fucking in hell

by Morihel:
From the worker. A client calls and holds my brain for a long time. Because he turned on the erotic channel late in the evening, and there was a *dramatic break* of gay porn! Well, accordingly, it demands that this channel be removed, evil and propaganda, horror! I gently explain that one channel cannot be removed from the package, but all adult channels are blocked. You can simply not remove the block and it will not show.
No, take it away.
- Okay, if you want, you can change the standard unlock code to some of your own, and then none of your households will be able to accidentally watch this channel.
No, take it away!
And then a genius phrase.
Girl, you do not understand! I will know that he is there!

The xxx:
p.s Previously, I thought that diamonds were only on women's rings, and men were wearing the same thing, so I got upset.
YYYY :
Of course they wear, this is an offgenic glass cut.

VT: in our office sits a man - shareholder, one of the 5 richest people in the world
I told him to make tea.
VT: How do I make him fucking tea?
VT: from what? ?
VT: from the packed tea Princess Nouri?
Arinbjorn: Noah
Arinbjorn: Tell me what this tea was brought by a virgin laurel, who was fed with golden flies in Tibet for 30 months by blind hands-free monks-homosexuals