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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №92986
 24.01.2014
But the continent is a large land surrounded by water, if I have not forgotten geography.
YYY: It depends on what to give it a definition.
XXX in the meaning? What else can be called a healthy rock that runs out of the water? and..
I would call it Alexey.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №92985
 24.01.2014
"The protesters built a two-metre corner"

You will probably be playing Angry Birds.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №92984
 24.01.2014
From Habr:

No-no, we are not real admins, we only know how to pinch a little. and :)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №92983
 24.01.2014
“Express delivery services stopped delivery of packages to Russia”
xxx: The FTS seems to hint that you need to go to the U.S. personally for shopping.
YYY:... and don’t hurry to come back...

[ + 13 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №92982
 24.01.2014
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
We need a translator, we need a translator.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №92981
 24.01.2014
The only country where a coup is not possible is the United States, because there is no American embassy there.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №92980
 24.01.2014
Fuck the idioms. If you write so, what do you think? The Dark.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №92979
 24.01.2014
biser: before you buy beer, and the seller whispering asks for a passport, you think "This is a goat, I already have 18", and the stash? You buy and when the seller asks for a passport, you think "Thank you, so nice that I still look at 18"

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №92978
 24.01.2014
Listen to your friends, but learn from your enemies – they are the most conscientious teachers.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №92977
 24.01.2014
I came home from school and saw a missed challenge from my mother. I think I’ll go to them with my grandmother because we live close to each other. She wrote in response to Esmet: “I’ll come to you soon.”
And then I look - fucking, I accidentally sent an essay to them at home! And immediately my iPhone highlights the inscription: "The message for the "Mom" subscriber was sent with a "voice message".
And what do you think? In a moment my mom calls me almost hysterically and says:
- Someone called us here at home, the grandmother took the telephone, and there someone said in a deadly voice, "I will come to you soon...".

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №92976
 24.01.2014
The couple had a great summer vacation.
He is on Len, she is under Vladimir.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №92975
 24.01.2014
xxx: it's not polite in society to say piddars, you have to say designers =)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №92974
 24.01.2014
What you are losing:

I have a room in the apartment - I (m) and two neighbors live. Pulled to one.
M: Here we three live here, you can play in a full family ;)
Yes, two mothers and a child
It is...
agree and demand breast milk, the baby should grow strong and healthy... and also ask them to bathe you =)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №92973
 24.01.2014
We try to connect a small firm (book store) to the payment system. Check the bank. The Request:
"Send permission from the author of Lao Tzu to translate and publish his book".

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №92972
 24.01.2014
To the news about the fact that two Moscovites walked on the roof of Sapsana:

What is the speed of Sapphire?
150 to 200. Arrives in four hours.
How did they resist?
It was cold, and the train slipped.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №92971
 24.01.2014
XH: Imagine for a second: the last torpedo carrier runs into the stadium (or where it is planned there) to light the main torpedo, and the portable burns.
WOW: I’m sure you’ve come up with something about it.
HH: What can be invented? The situation is pathetic. The fact that he stopped burning during the run was half bad, and there is a shame with hundreds of thousands of foreigners. What will you come up with? What is?? to
WOW: Directly to you: For a general view, the person responsible for the manufacture of the torches is brought out, a swallow is attached to his belt, a torch is given in his hands, gasoline is poured and burned. The swallow pulls him to the torch.
DDD: Yes, there are a few problems that are resolved.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №92970
 24.01.2014
Paul is
I remember when I saw the transcription of the word shelf - / ʃelf /
I could not understand two things:
Why did someone need to count the integral from the elves?
Why are there no boundaries of integration?

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №92969
 24.01.2014
XXX - I became an uncle yesterday!! to
YYY – was it?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №92968
 24.01.2014
I go to Maidan tomorrow.
1 not. I didn’t go home, the household said you said you want to die? The scandal was to be healthy, the type of mole can kill you there easily
2 What is home? Fish and ham?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №92967
 24.01.2014
From the "Dialogue at Work" series

YU is:
How did you get rid of M? He doesn’t bother Matt anymore.

A to:
I just said he’s a nice guy and he doesn’t get it.

YU is:
and Clevo! I will try too! Hey M, you are a beautiful guy! You do not get a salary increase!

M is :
Fuck...

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