vamp: Once after the fissures decided to walk the theory of probability and instead it is better to drink a beer... Well, to support their walk with weighty arguments - they threw a coin.
If the barrel - we go for a couple, the eagle - drink beer. Once they threw - a grille, decided to check, the second time they threw - a grille, the third, fourth, fifth - a grille... Well, we think, exactly fate...
XXX and what? Going for a couple?
Vamp: Ah, stuzz )) I thought, well, her fooling this theory of probability – it doesn’t work anyway.

Only our staff at Gilkomservis are so harsh that they take the puddles off the roof right along with the satellite plates.
P.S with my satellite plate (

Around our universe after the New Year hanged an announcement:
Dear High School Students and Teachers! Please do not place your car near the doorway!"

In the supermarket "Sampo" in Svetlanovsk organized a showcase for Valentine's Day. Hearts, souvenirs, red, pink, all as always.
Only on the beautiful red-colored packages with beautiful white candles clearly, white on the transparent, it is written on the side: "Tomb candles."

No, it happens...

LaCie has released an original flash drive in the form of a key called iamaKey.

Stone on site:

Advantages: Good speed, original design, reasonable price.
Disadvantages: Very original design.
Comments: Hanging on the keyband... Inserted in the front panel of the system and by habit - checked...

XXX is
and a guitar accompaniment.

YYYY
ha ha! Finally it! You, Scuco, have been fucking my brain literacy for two years. For two fucking years you’ve corrected almost every one of my messages. But I waited... I waited for my hour and, shit, waited! This is a good "companiment"!!! You have made a mistake in a word, the correct writing of which is known even to me, such an illiterate ignorant, whom you have corrected TWO, STUCKO, YEARS!!!! and bite!

XXX is
Well what can I say... 2547:1 in my favor.

YYYY
by Scuco)

A shit is when someone mistakenly comes to you on WebMoney 2.5 million wmr and, shit, with a protection code!!! to

Gluk: In Prielbrüssel, Adil-Su, there was a case when a man flew 500 meters and survived. On the wall, the climber broke the bandage to kick and at this moment slipped, fell. Under the wall was a thick layer of flourishing snow and a smooth melting of ice. He landed gently.
QDiesel: And it probably didn’t get bad.

Fred
Valentine
Vardy
Aha
Fred
Listen, do you remember how your urine was roasted on a bowl? To synthesize phosphorus
Fred
How then your house smelled 3.14ch
Vardy
There was chemical excrement.
Vardy
and sho?
Fred
Nico, I just remembered.
Vardy
I thought I would tell you about the technology.

Noah... khm. I want to hear how you live
Buddha: I live like in a fairy tale – I am the Elf, and all around are Goblins.

BadCorporal: No, well, I understand... Baptism, that’s... but that my mom, coming from the church, sprinkled my open note with holy water...
HDD is broken?
BadCorporal: Here is the Fig! I was most shocked when I found out that four viruses died within a minute.
Gemini: 0_o
BadCorporal: Now I will periodically water myself

I have not slept all night...
WOW: The kids did it?
No to VAT. and :(

LoadHigh: is it out?
Bambr: There were no
LoadHigh: Will you call me?
Bambr: Where is it? to them?
LoadHigh: well
LoadHigh: say
"Is this a gay club?"
"No, what did you get from?and "
- "Why do you, Pidaras, do not take the technique... "

From love to hatred for a presidential term

Now in every town, next to each garbage, there is a small oak forest :)

I recently taught my mom how to use torrents. She specially showed Tiffilo not to worry about the rails.
So she now walks with a gentle voice:
The computer should be turned on, torrent should be launched, let it spread.
On my question "Why, there are no flights there?"
You have to be kind.

More such good people. I am proud of my mother.)

There are so many hungry children in Africa that one of them is already President of America.

Now there was such a trick))) I climb from the subway on an escalator, ahead a couple of steps above two young police officers. One of them has a jacket slightly raised, and the belt hangs a container for recipes and for something...both are empty. I am so lazy, listening to music, I think that it is strange that our uncle of police officers are equipped and maybe Zadornov was right and they have a cucumbers in a cabaret instead of a gun...something like that )) and then he starts to fix the jacket and notices that the envelope is empty ))) from the further dialogue with gestures and mat became clear that the raci and something else there in the subway with him speaking in Russian splashed )) we live in a wonderful country ))))

Are you a virgin?
WOW: Yes
WOW: It was.
A long time ago...

With each new resume I get better and better!