And did you know that in the original of many favorite cartoon about the Burunduk "Chip and Dale rush to help" their beautiful companion is not called Gaika, as we are used to think, focusing on Russian duplication. Her name is Gadget. Apparently the fact is that when the cartoon was duplicated in Russian, – and it was in 1991, and the word “gadget” has not yet come to life in Russia, and this foreign foreign word decided to replace a familiar and understandable “key”, since her surname sounds like Hackwrench – a “hacker” key.

About the Sphinx:

My friend has a cat of the same breed. His wife called Barsiq, and he called “the scrotum.”

Where can you sit in order not to get into the cat's wool?
In the corner.

I want to go back to my 12 year old.
Oh shit, put in the puzzle!

In the house of grandmother (B) with grandfather (D).
B: He can’t even cook the cabbage himself!
B: I’d better take you.
B: Behold, he says he will sweat me!
D: Not for you! Better than you!

The child died. A philosophical man:
I can’t do without blueberries, believe me.
Are you talking like a blue man?

with LORA, discussing global blocking in multi-stream environments:

xxx: Who can explain: how and what are these blockages affecting?

Yyy: Imagine you’re going to a store, a big supermarket, where there are 20 cash outlets. You have picked up the fullest car of sacrifice, for a year ahead, joyfully you go out, to the box office, and you observe this picture: at the same time, out of 20 box office, out of 20 cashiers sitting on them, only one customer serves, because the shop system does not allow several cashiers to work at once, that is. 1 works, 19 sit and smile, wait when their turn comes, as soon as the one that worked ends the processing of the client, access is given to the arbitrary of the 19 that waited, now she works with the client, and the rest wait and smile to the buyers (who no longer especially smile).
This is the global blockade.

zzz: You have accurately described "Five" nearby :)

XXX: What a wonderful tradition.
XXX: Killing when a girl leaves you
Not alone but with a friend.
It’s almost like a birthday!

Google’s voice search only searches for photos of the bike at sunset.

I bought a bowl of coca "Red Bull". I read the composition: mustard seeds, pineapple, cinnamon...

Are they preparing rocket fuel there?

And in Vietnamese Russia is called "Ne". We are a coffee country :)
How do their cats cuddle?
“Rra – Si – I!”

During the time I went home-2 I managed to:
to meet his wife;
She gave birth to me two (the son will be 5 years old in April);
divorced from his wife;
I met the other;
married a second time;
We have a daughter who is 2 years old.
What, fucking, are they doing all that?? to

In my opinion, a great action would be: everyone who invested money in MMM-2011 a ticket for the "Best Movie 3D" as a gift!

We have such a being that you lose consciousness from it.

It was in the early 1990s in Estonia. There just started to go proudly out on the people of Eses deficits. One of them came to a local hotel and said, naturally in Estonian:
I would like to order from you the uniform of the Estonian SS Legion. If you are
Don’t do it, at least a monster.
And extends to the customer, also an Estonian, a photo, on which a young guy in the shape of the SS smiles. She says:
"Sorry, but to make a military uniform on a photo is difficult, I'm better.
I will talk to our director of the studio. She may help.
He goes up to the second floor, and there in his office sits the manager.
Russian and a war veteran. The receptionist explains her problem, and after thinking a little, sends her back to the hall, saying that now she will go out to the client. She was delighted and passed her words to the Eses. And the head of the studio just wanted to renew her women's jacket, which was decorated with her orders and medals for the Great.
The Patriotic War. So she, wearing it, and with all the rewards went out to the Esses. Polite to say:
“Don’t worry, uniform of the Estonian SS Legion, we will shave you, I will go to war.
She served as a sniper, so I saw your uniforms very often.
Maybe she wanted to say something else, but the Estonian grabbed his old photo and ran out of the studio.

In the store: Buyer (1); Seller (2)
Do you have iodized salt?
2 : Yes. You what? With or without iodine?
1) It doesn’t matter to me.
2) We do not have iodine. Take the simple.
1) Let’s make it simple.

I went to Venice with a group. We go with the girls to the square. A living statue. One of the girls runs to the statue and says, "Girls, look at what a dick, let's take a shot with him, with the certainty that he will not understand. And he is in pure Russian: "Hello girls".

Cardiatti: And still burning inscriptions about pregnancy on the packs of Prim... Immediately I imagine such a drunken spatula on a deaf station somewhere beneath Vologda... Sitting on a cigarette, getting a packet and such "Opp-pa nihuyasse"

Peter is polite. They even give out bribes. Cultural Capital, Intelligent People

From the task for the first course of Physical F-T MSU:
The gun, lying on a smooth table, suddenly shot..."