I sit with my husband today, I'm going to make the pastas, well there cakes or roulette. I tell him:
Can I make cakes in shapes?
He looks at me astonished...
I: Well in the cocktails!
The same picture...
I: - Well in this iron whore is bright!!!))
He is... Aaa!Well, I would say it right away.)
How do we live with him?? to

He brought the girl to his school, to the group members to see, all the business. After carefully examining all the female individuals who met her in the corps, she said deeply:
I think physics is breaking the lives of guys with normal orientation.

Poor equipment can cause your M203 to shoot at the most unexpected moment.
Such an event will have a bad impact on your reputation among those who will survive.
U.S. Army magazine,
August 1993

On the construction they walked, they played in the square, they ran on the railway to lay all kinds of flies under the wheels of the train, they walked on the highways throughout the city, they walked on the trees, on the roofs, etc.
The current youth depended on the phrase "played in the square")))

The carelessly pressed enter gives the internet request an almost unfathomable ancient Russian shade :)

This is the first time I have seen a subway train outside the underground tunnel.
"Kapets, built built, buried forgot"

I lie at home, I am sick, my mom comes, asks:
Do you want a hot tea with strawberries?
I want. Where do we get malin?
With honey...
"O_O

A conversation between the author and his wife before bed.
Yyy: You know, I found a meteorite in the forest as a child.
XXX is true? How old were you?
Years 11 to 12. I spent two hours pleasantly walking through the forest, boasting of my find before my parents, almost kissing him, and then my father said it was rabbit shit...
XXX is ha! When you were a child, you knew what a meteorite was, but didn't know what a rabbit shit looked like?
WOW: Well you know, then I was more interested in space than the shit of a rabbit.
We had such a different childhood.

I work in the shell company. They have very strict labor protection. And engineers are somewhat far from the mind. I walk around the base, a TV engineer approaches me and says, “Why do you walk around the base without a helmet?” The tractor is on foot.

m@dne$$
At our entrance it is written that interruptions with the power supply are possible from 9 am to 16:00 pm.

Al2NaOH
Stay in trouble

m@dne$$
I will go to all the electricity stations.

xxx: I have soap, it’s like tuning chocolate...packaging like chocolate, smells like chocolate, looks like chocolate, wash like chocolate :(

% to %
We turn from sleeping chickens into glamorous blondes, who in business ladies.
% to %
Who's in the awakened chicken :D

It costs 300 backs. and ppc!! to
Are you going to steal a bank?
222: Only not Sberbank
222: There is a turn

In the language of the Australian Aborigines, Dierbalu has four species: female, male, medium and edible.

Master of Books:

The idiots!
When you write the schedule of work of the museum, you do not need to first write "every day", and then below, in small font - "Monday - the weekend"!!! to
"Monday - weekend" - it is not "every day", blat!

Yes is. Good guys, the winter is over. Now let’s get back 5 and snow.

I once went to my boyfriend. I pushed his hand into his pants and ticked into the genital organ. I feel that my attitudes did not give a "hard" result.
I am upset to tell him: there is a softness.
Yes, that’s the foot! ?

I remember how to get to all the tricky settings of different versions of the wheel.
I remember putting almost any software from what I used more than once.
And I can explain all this by memory to a person who has never done this before, literally step by step.

But at the same time I can't remember the year of birth of my parents, where the controller of the zombie fighter lies and the time after the first look at the clock!

I am not the only one, right? Well please!

>>...the first thought that came to mind - an introvert has any thread of fashion gadget with him!!! In general, the suggestion to cheer them on the first number of comrades was very pleased... did not do anything. I laughed a long time in the train. It is dangerous to speak English inside the Russian depths... and you are speaking the 21st century...

During the war of 1812 many Russian officers were killed – they spoke French with each other and the male soldiers took them in the darkness for enemies, and you say...

The captain of the ship"Costa Concordia" calls a friend to the shore:
Have you seen the movie Titanic"?
and no.
I will show you now!