At the school we were taught how to drive a tractor. Practice, I am 14 years old. Sitting with an instructor in the cabin, I was driving for the first time in my life. He commands what to do. After the team release the grip, I dumbly remove the foot from the pedal. In the same moment the tractor "Belarus" rises in front of the sky.In general, I don't remember what the instructor did and said, for what I got. I still fear driving a bicycle.
They discuss Iceland and how the people simply took and wrote the “People’s Constitution.”
and throw:
The population of Iceland is 300,000 people.
Population = 800 thousand people.
And what does this tell us?
Iceland can afford a people’s constitution, but Kupcino is no longer.
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The fresh, ah
"Lena_princess: My boyfriend was looking for my clitoris yesterday. I communicated to the ass. He says I don’t have him. He said that the clitoris will grow after we get to sleep for the first time - now the clitoris does not allow the virgin film to grow. How fast will it grow?"
Here is the generation that has grown up, which, once again, will delight us with megaboyans seven years ago...
Damien
I believe that every man has a business in which he is flattered, just he has not tried it.
nick
XD I wonder I haven’t tried it yet?
Damien
Who knows, maybe you are a native vegetarian, and I am a regulator of doyline machines. HJ, I did not try.
nick
XD You just want to pull your breasts.
Damien
XDD is fucking.
Extradition of daughter marriage:
Olya, the girl needs a gift. I tell you like a boy.
Sangriel: I’m told that because I don’t get enough sleep, I have bags under my eyes... I think that if my cheeks are big, it’s not a reason to call them bags... and how do they know I’m eating at night? 0 - O
The headquarters announced a working day on Saturday.
We are discussing two topics in parallel:
The first is whether our mobile phones are monitoring us and how they use this data.
And the second, since Saturday is working, you can arrange a drink at work,
Soon we must go without cars.
And here we two of us immediately come SMS messages with text type
"Ready to drive, we provide the driver."
Both topics were immediately closed.
Pashan
A colleague at work writes a response to the complaint.
Q: How soft is it to say that this is a complete shit?
WOW: Well, write that the arguments do not correspond to reality.
XHH: No, if the arguments don’t correspond to reality, it’s just shit. A complete shame when the arguments do not correspond to reality in a crying way. I will write
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Three o’clock at night, a call.
Hello, are you sleeping?
No shit, I protect the corn!
Lo: The baby's head didn't get into the mouth.
Did the jump eat?
Lo: 40 minutes
In grams, plz
Lo: And I know... ah?
Lo: I don’t have a counter on my breasts.
BubLik (9:27) :
Training to pass tests
Lilok (9:28) :
For what tests?
BubLik (9:28) :
at least
We will go to extinguish the fire
Lilok (9:29) :
Why is this for you? You are not a firefighter.
BubLik (9:30) :
I have gas and fire hazards, I need to know this.
Lilok (9:31) :
Figo is complicated.
BubLik (9:33) :
It was hard when our cutter almost burned the gas pipeline under pressure...you know how difficult it is to dress with full pants.
by Lilok (9:33) :
:D
1: We have a hard job. My boss is dismissed (
2: Did you get it?
1: on the contrary... too much of it ?
Why can't you photograph the kitchen in McDake? You can take a photo at the entrance, you can with the fucking clown Ronald McDonald, you can in the hall, but you can not get the kitchen and outlet into the frame. Why the fucking? What’s so secret, fucking?
Rats are scared of flashes and run away. You hunt and then torment.
zzz> "Royal Fuchsia" This is all shame compared to the old base of motor vehicles of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Georgia, which has pearls like "Centaur" and "Rainbow".
zzz> Hue with her, with the rainbow, but what color is the centaur of the chicken??? and.
yyy> Hui with him, with the centaur. What color is the car color "Run"?
LuxLP: and massage baths for feet are a suitable topic? and :)
Antik_spb: like a cyclist about, only clothes can not hang
I find it hard to get, easy to lose, and impossible to use.
XH: spontaneous mutations occur through life.
That’s why there are so many bugs in the world.
xxx: as a child I broke a lot of things, legs, arms, once went to ride a hill, I don't remember exactly how old I was, but the hill was fucking...
YYY :?? to
XX: Oh, that is to say, it is an outburst. I pulled my finger and broke it :(
yyy: well well... :))))
Title of News:
Intel is improving Stephen Hawking’s communication capabilities
The comments:
He is a great man! God give him more life, he alone is worth a million people.
censored: in God he just does not believe, so he does not turn to the church but to the intellect and does correctly
Qwerty :
It was autumn, I was 13 years old. I stand in the bedroom, I breathe on the glass :) it sweats, I think, I write the word fuck :) and then I think, no, I write pasha :) pasha I liked, studied three years older
Qwerty :
She wrote. The word is gone, the word is gone. And the next morning hit the frost and the window froze and covered with patterns. And in the middle of the word-pasha :) and could be a fuck
Qwerty :
Now with plastic windows, children do not know what patterns on glasses are