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[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №76397
 25.01.2013
At the school we were taught how to drive a tractor. Practice, I am 14 years old. Sitting with an instructor in the cabin, I was driving for the first time in my life. He commands what to do. After the team release the grip, I dumbly remove the foot from the pedal. In the same moment the tractor "Belarus" rises in front of the sky.In general, I don't remember what the instructor did and said, for what I got. I still fear driving a bicycle.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №76396
 25.01.2013
They discuss Iceland and how the people simply took and wrote the “People’s Constitution.”

and throw:
The population of Iceland is 300,000 people.
Population = 800 thousand people.

And what does this tell us?

Iceland can afford a people’s constitution, but Kupcino is no longer.

[ + 26 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76395
 25.01.2013
The fresh, ah

"Lena_princess: My boyfriend was looking for my clitoris yesterday. I communicated to the ass. He says I don’t have him. He said that the clitoris will grow after we get to sleep for the first time - now the clitoris does not allow the virgin film to grow. How fast will it grow?"

Here is the generation that has grown up, which, once again, will delight us with megaboyans seven years ago...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №76394
 25.01.2013
Damien
I believe that every man has a business in which he is flattered, just he has not tried it.
nick
XD I wonder I haven’t tried it yet?
Damien
Who knows, maybe you are a native vegetarian, and I am a regulator of doyline machines. HJ, I did not try.
nick
XD You just want to pull your breasts.
Damien
XDD is fucking.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №76393
 25.01.2013
Extradition of daughter marriage:
Olya, the girl needs a gift. I tell you like a boy.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №76392
 25.01.2013
Sangriel: I’m told that because I don’t get enough sleep, I have bags under my eyes... I think that if my cheeks are big, it’s not a reason to call them bags... and how do they know I’m eating at night? 0 - O

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №76391
 25.01.2013
The headquarters announced a working day on Saturday.
We are discussing two topics in parallel:
The first is whether our mobile phones are monitoring us and how they use this data.
And the second, since Saturday is working, you can arrange a drink at work,
Soon we must go without cars.
And here we two of us immediately come SMS messages with text type
"Ready to drive, we provide the driver."
Both topics were immediately closed.
Pashan

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №76390
 25.01.2013
A colleague at work writes a response to the complaint.
Q: How soft is it to say that this is a complete shit?
WOW: Well, write that the arguments do not correspond to reality.
XHH: No, if the arguments don’t correspond to reality, it’s just shit. A complete shame when the arguments do not correspond to reality in a crying way. I will write

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76389
 25.01.2013
Three o’clock at night, a call.
Hello, are you sleeping?
No shit, I protect the corn!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №76388
 24.01.2013
Lo: The baby's head didn't get into the mouth.
Did the jump eat?
Lo: 40 minutes
In grams, plz
Lo: And I know... ah?
Lo: I don’t have a counter on my breasts.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №76387
 24.01.2013
BubLik (9:27) :
Training to pass tests

Lilok (9:28) :
For what tests?

BubLik (9:28) :
at least

We will go to extinguish the fire

Lilok (9:29) :
Why is this for you? You are not a firefighter.
BubLik (9:30) :
I have gas and fire hazards, I need to know this.

Lilok (9:31) :
Figo is complicated.

BubLik (9:33) :
It was hard when our cutter almost burned the gas pipeline under pressure...you know how difficult it is to dress with full pants.

by Lilok (9:33) :
:D

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №76386
 24.01.2013
1: We have a hard job. My boss is dismissed (
2: Did you get it?
1: on the contrary... too much of it ?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №76385
 24.01.2013
Why can't you photograph the kitchen in McDake? You can take a photo at the entrance, you can with the fucking clown Ronald McDonald, you can in the hall, but you can not get the kitchen and outlet into the frame. Why the fucking? What’s so secret, fucking?

Rats are scared of flashes and run away. You hunt and then torment.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №76384
 24.01.2013
zzz> "Royal Fuchsia" This is all shame compared to the old base of motor vehicles of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Georgia, which has pearls like "Centaur" and "Rainbow".
zzz> Hue with her, with the rainbow, but what color is the centaur of the chicken??? and.
yyy> Hui with him, with the centaur. What color is the car color "Run"?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №76383
 24.01.2013
LuxLP: and massage baths for feet are a suitable topic? and :)
Antik_spb: like a cyclist about, only clothes can not hang

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №76382
 24.01.2013
I find it hard to get, easy to lose, and impossible to use.

[ + 10 - ] Comment quote №76381
 24.01.2013
XH: spontaneous mutations occur through life.
That’s why there are so many bugs in the world.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №76380
 24.01.2013
xxx: as a child I broke a lot of things, legs, arms, once went to ride a hill, I don't remember exactly how old I was, but the hill was fucking...
YYY :?? to
XX: Oh, that is to say, it is an outburst. I pulled my finger and broke it :(
yyy: well well... :))))

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №76379
 24.01.2013
Title of News:
Intel is improving Stephen Hawking’s communication capabilities

The comments:
He is a great man! God give him more life, he alone is worth a million people.
censored: in God he just does not believe, so he does not turn to the church but to the intellect and does correctly

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №76378
 24.01.2013
Qwerty :
It was autumn, I was 13 years old. I stand in the bedroom, I breathe on the glass :) it sweats, I think, I write the word fuck :) and then I think, no, I write pasha :) pasha I liked, studied three years older

Qwerty :
She wrote. The word is gone, the word is gone. And the next morning hit the frost and the window froze and covered with patterns. And in the middle of the word-pasha :) and could be a fuck

Qwerty :
Now with plastic windows, children do not know what patterns on glasses are

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