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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №92946
 23.01.2014
Who is Sasha Grey? I have a friend, Pasha Grey. I do not know Sasha.
It is miserable)))

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №92945
 23.01.2014
Stop playing your iPad, read the book! Grow and not degrade!
Where else to read? Few people understand me for the rich vocabulary, the absence of words in the speech of parasites, paths and professional slang.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №92944
 23.01.2014
programmer: if everything on the sell-off falls I will approach and put in the ass with the words "FORMATOR PERMITED!"
Programming in Roze
Programming by: Lord
Developed by: Homo

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №92943
 23.01.2014
The Olympic fire is being discussed.
If you were an Olympic fire, you would be fucking hot!
WOW: And quite overwhelmed.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №92942
 23.01.2014
AAA: What, did you not look at Dr. House?
BBB: I tell you - I don't like the series, I have had a psychological trauma since childhood.)))
While I was in school, I hardly watched TV, there was no time. And here classmates let us praise a new film on the second program, such as actors are beautiful, the plot is super, etc. The movie was called Santa Barbara. I first forgot about this movie, remembered two months later, took the program, oh! And the movie is still going, really a hundred-something series. I sit down and think, I’m a bitch, the movie is about to end, and I just thought to watch.
AAA: Oh yeah! The movie is about to end ?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №92941
 23.01.2014
A colleague (K) on the job, after reading the article that Skype cooperates with the NSA and the FSB, writes:

Q: We are being watched.
I: I always knew about it, only before I thought it was a persecution mania.
I: Now I’m calm – I’m mentally healthy

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №92940
 23.01.2014
I heard a conversation in the smoking room:

What would your reaction be if you woke up at two o’clock at night with a naked man lying down to your bed and saying, “Silence, so it should be?”! to

I could no longer smoke cigarettes.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №92939
 23.01.2014
One day, he was sitting at a philosophy lecture. Prep tells me something. I am sick, just a nightmare. Another seminar on the same philosophy. I sit, suffering the choice: go to the dining room and chew a soup, or go home to sleep. For a long time, he decided to throw a coin. But since he was not in adequacy, he decided to write down what each side of the coin meant. I watched, I watched, I watched an eagle. I swear with a leaflet: "The eagle is home, the reed is home".
Kokamich

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №92938
 23.01.2014
In such days, I regret especially that I was not born in a great, powerful, but warm country.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №92937
 23.01.2014
From the pick-up, a discussion on the topic “Ancient myths claim that the moles on the body are those places where you were killed in a past life”:
xxx: I have more than two hundred births on my body O_O probably killed me with small pieces of something.
I thought I was eaten by a vampire.
Zzz: Hm, I was shot in eggs? O_O

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №92936
 23.01.2014
I decided to reset my biological clock for time.
I go to bed at 9-10 and get up at 5.
See also: Ogo
Do you hear that naive?
ZZZ: Agha
Zzz: Maybe it’s about five o’clock?
That would explain a lot.
TTT: I have been

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №92935
 23.01.2014
I looked out the window and saw a guy walking in the bahil, I think, let me do a good deed, I open the window and I shout, and he answered me, and you went to...you! When I looked at it, I realized that these were bright blue shoes.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №92934
 23.01.2014
Have you seen the gifs or videos from Battlefield 4?
There you can jump out of your plane, throw a grenade into the enemy tank, shoot from the basuki, and return to the plane.
If you are a pilot.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №92933
 23.01.2014
oSpa: By the way, today I realized what it is when the prede loves himself
oSpa: This is when the list of questions for the exam coincides with the title of his book.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №92932
 23.01.2014
John Lennon – Whatever Gets You Through the Night
The solo saxophone plays the entire song almost a quarter lower than the accompaniment, more or less aligned only on the top note.
Gb Johnny: Didn't anyone notice at the recording?
MUZOFOB: It is very possible.
MUZOFOB: It was the 70s. We had fun as we could.
MUZOFOB: "Let’s take the tape a little slower, right? And then let’s say, what are you lowering, Niger? Ahahahahahah! Give me a puppy" - A month later, the same. "Six is down? No, it seemed to. Give me a piece"

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №92931
 23.01.2014
Whenever the Kung Fu Panda goes on TV, Dad says about Tai Lunga:
"As I understand it. I trained my whole life, went to this title for years, and then what it was.
The emphatic turtle says it doesn’t fit".

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №92930
 23.01.2014
HH: How is it? I have not seen you for a hundred years.
Do you remember my girlfriend from school?
The Woman?
WOW : Well. At school, we didn’t have any small desires just to sleep. We understood each other halfway and really loved each other.
XHH: Well what?
I am divorced. in the knowledge?
XHH: I have heard it.
WOW: And she got married.
HH: She is not wise. Such a girl!
WOW: Last week she sent me a text message: "Come to me. I have no husband" I thought she was wrong with the number, and just puts horns on her husband, and a male solidarity sparked in me. In general, I replied, “You behave like a dirty prostitute.”
XHH: It is right.
WOW: It is not right! SMS from her stopped, and then from acquaintances I learned that she has been in divorce for a month. The cable does not...
xxx: Our dialogue is called "How did you fuck a second chance", I guess?
I mean yes ((

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №92929
 23.01.2014
Thor 2: Long before the birth of the light there was darkness. And out of this darkness came dark elves..."
Where did that go?? to

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №92928
 23.01.2014
bad_wolf: I want to stop working, take, fuck, and learn Spanish
bad_wolf: and go to Mexico
Bad_Wolf: Becoming a Drug Baron
bad_wolf: cuddling the cocks to the green spots
bad_wolf: and be shot by American special forces
Bad_Wolf: Together with Harem
Paul: Oh yeah! Fucking one at the moment.
Tagged: cigar cigar
Pavel: and shooting from the machine to the ceiling

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №92927
 23.01.2014
Anyone know of a movie where Sean Bean doesn’t die?

of course! "Troya and the South". Moreover, it is known that his character will not die long after the events of the film. and ;)

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