Here all sorts of shit writes, say, who does not plush, will not give up the session... In short. In their ass. Whoever sees THIS will give away from the first time everything that remains, and whoever has the transfer ahead will give it away without any problems! And whoever does not see it will repeat the fate of those who see it. Good luck to you, dear ones!

By the way, who won?

Kissy
hz, they count for a long time) in Russia for a day the residual result is known, and we will not be able to compete -)))))))

Sun - Tiger
You know...

Sun - Tiger
In Russia, the result was known before the elections.

The water managers are very faithful people.
In honor of the baptism they turned off the hot water today, so that every resident of the house can experience the delights of swimming in the pit.

xxx: I am so upset that even with the laptop off I can't force myself to study
Yyy: And I’m so upset that I’m rushing to the counter, although the exam is in 8 hours! ))
Zzz: I am so upset that I live in a barracks.

xxx: now everyone plays the "happy farmer", and I was playing in a real country as a child.
YYY : YYYYYYY I think they all played ?
My grandmother was a clan leader.

Sothoth: Oh, and it’s not easy work, to get rid of the dotty... ©incub

The "Best of the Abyss"
Record No. 98500 about Galina Ivanovna. This is a real man! When I read it I couldn’t believe my eyes!!! I worked with her two years ago! It is in Megion! He has not been there since then!
Please bring it somewhere, lost all contact from those places.
(To the one who made that record - Gene - greeting, knock three6 9eight 5four six32)

BOR - connectihg people!!!))

In Europe, every two men have had homosexual intercourse after 30 years
With every first HD.

The Pitak:
I have seen such a picture. Cold on the street. Gastarbyters in the sweat of their faces rub the ice with the blades, with the blades they try to scratch the drowned snow. In short, the work boils in all, until the pair stands. And then one of them rings the phone with the melody "If there were no winter in the cities and villages...".

by Angelowka:
The smoke. Are empty MP3 disks expensive?

According to IA RIC:
In Dnipropetrovsk, a tractorist called himself a warrior of light and threatened the police. According to the investigation, he had smoked three cigarettes with the drug.

The incident occurred on Tuesday, 8 October at 4:00 p.m. The security guard of the Dnipropetrovsk car show appealed to the police, informing that a tractorist came to the car parking lot and began to run between the cars, waving a knife and shouting something similar to spells.

The nearest crew of GAI was sent to the parking lot. Seeing their car, the hooligan rushed away on his JCB tractor. The persecution began. However, after some time the tractorist turned his car 180 degrees and dropped the basket, after which the inspectors of the GAI were forced to hide from the pursuit.

To be continuous...

xxx: reviewed Eurotour, there the main character travels through the world to meet a girl who has entertained him by email.
He’s a funny guy, I’d just write him from another box in his place :-)

Maximqa
You are joking :)
natabreathlessss
A square triangle

Anastasia Kiwi: Are you a fucker?
Anastasia Kiwi: Blessed Did you eat bobra?
WADIM: Oh yeah yeah
WADIM: No, I am a lot of things terrible...
Wadim: but so to fuck out the bobra and then eat!

Piggy is fucking? Ashley Spurgeon? You need it, fools. And fuck off the BOR, because those who do not have enough brains to not run unknown exes are not needed here.
Bring it to the whisker and press the curl.

XXX: How is the session?
YYY: first exam passed on 4
YYY: The others are worse
YYY: In the sense of poch already

Artemic

In our lives, only unequal rivals are allies.

A teacher at the institute told me a long time ago. It seems that the topic of the lecture was "Hysteria"; however, if the doctors do not agree - let them not argue, my speciality was still not medical.
So, one young person, aged 18-20, went to the May holidays
(and it was in deep Soviet times) with friends in nature: fire, songs under the guitar, a night in a tent and other romantic delights. And, apparently, the fresh air so influenced the young townwoman that at night she saw a terrible dream; and not only saw, but even in a sense "feeled" how a snake came into her mouth, through the esophagus penetrated into the stomach and decided to stay there forever. She wakes up and continues to "feel" as the snake in her stomach turns into rings, arranging more comfortably.
Of course, when she arrived in the city, she first ran to the clinic... and, of course, nobody even looked at her there. The girl is in the hospital, but they are also swallowed there. And the snake "lives" inside, from time to time making it feel easy movements through the organs. The girl had a lot of friends, but soon she stopped being called to any parties, because the story about the snake quickly got tired, and the girl used every opportunity to visit the turmoil of fate and unfair doctors. And one at home is even worse... And here is some old friend who has long left the city and, apparently, still
I didn’t hear about the snake, I invited her for her birthday. A friend was studying medicine, and, accordingly, most of her friends were medical students. Well, how not to take the opportunity - you do not meet such an audience every day! Of course, and this time most of the guests quietly had fun, listening to the story of the first-May adventures, but found one, in whose face the girl finally found an attentive listener.
He understandably sneered, asked where exactly it happened and how she feels now. I even took the phone number.
A few days later there was a call, and the very acquaintance (by the way, a graduate surgeon) offered a new acquaintance to lie with them in the hospital.
Of course, she agreed. Further, everything went as required: examination, directing for immediate surgery, anesthesia... when the patient woke up from anesthesia, the stomach was bound, and a smiling graduate student showed her the already spirited snake in the bank. Don't think bad - he really was not only a responsive, but also a very entrepreneurial person: I don't know how he managed to get along in the hospital, but under anesthesia (real!) The girl made a light cut on the skin of the abdomen, then sewed it, and the serpent in the bank the graduate student borrowed from a familiar veterinarian.
For the first time in a few months, she felt healthy and happy. As soon as she was allowed to get up, she rushed to the phone.
(I repeat, the times were Soviet, no mobile phones), which was next to the closet for visitors, and started to call all friends and acquaintances: say, you did not believe me, and now this snake is sent to the main medical museum! The old garment maker, burdened with two disabilities and great knowledge of life, listened attentively. And what else to do: visitors go a few, to talk to no one, and here such an interesting thing is told! When the girl was about to pick up another number from the phone book, he asked again:
“What, little girl, did you actually find the snake? Well, of course, we have good doctors, not the same as in other hospitals... And when, you say, it flooded into you? In the May? “Yes, it’s dangerous in the woods in May... The snakes, they’re just reproducing in May – the snakes, that’s to say, they’re peeling out at this time...” And then the lady clearly felt that not only one, but at least five snakes had grown up since May.
Of course, she was released from the hospital much later; and already from another department.

“Daddy, and I was at school today with all the President Matt...
Go away from me, a completely unfamiliar boy.

My son is 6 years old and is doing karate. He talks to his father about Eastern combat.
Karate is a Chinese martial art.
No, it is Japanese!
Son: And why does the Sensei say to us, “The Last Chinese Warning”?