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[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №42150
 24.01.2011
The president is sick. The mausoleum is slowly released.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №42149
 24.01.2011
Have you checked my mail?
and yes!
Did he throw it all out?
and yes!
Who are you after that?
The spam filter.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №42148
 24.01.2011
I was left for a month without sex today, punished.
Has he done something serious?
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[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №42147
 24.01.2011
The group tells a story:
One man was doing repairs. The walls had to be removed. At first he broke a quilt. I gave the second. He broke it too. They bought a third. He broke his finger.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №42146
 24.01.2011
After all, I read when I connected reviews on the forum from other villages connected to the link - about "sorry, technical support in the shower, and I his mother", I did not believe - but it was necessary.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №42145
 24.01.2011
The head of the family name Bowmans... works as an assistant of the machinery...
When he calls to the rayote, there is always a “Auxiliary of the Bowmans” and everyone around him is curious: “Who are the Bowmans and why are they assistants?”

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №42144
 24.01.2011
YYYY
Sometimes I am so lazy that I am ashamed.

XXX is
Take an example from me.

XXX is
I am not ashamed

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №42143
 24.01.2011
At the biofak you begin to perceive a fragment of the song completely differently "and share secrets with Demi Moore".

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №42142
 24.01.2011
PieceOfVanity :
Now he took a beer bottle and a phone simultaneously. The left handed the phone to his mouth, and the right handed a beer into his ear.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №42141
 24.01.2011
The hat
Sometimes something turns in your head every day and you think it’s important. Then suddenly you realize that you don’t need it at all. It’s so annoying that I’ve spent so much emotion. So much time to think. It is nothing at all.

brochure
The UGU Session

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №42140
 24.01.2011
Gothic (13:43:24 23/01/2011)
It turns out I had a girlfriend, she left me today.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №42139
 24.01.2011
See, if while I was standing on the balcony by the car with the letters of the ICT on the room, the smoke of the smoking man at the bottom turns integrals and two hopes at the garage eat obscene words, does this mean that the heavens gave me a sign - it is time for me to prepare for exams?
YYY: I have two emo under the windows crying that I will have to learn to cook - this is a real sign!
The tears in the soup :)
yyy: Chicken in the Pure)
xxx: the pink cooking cap =))
AAA: I will catch up at home
Aaa: I got to work in the dining room.
Cut the potatoes and listen to Ramstein
I’m afraid of him, he’s clutching chains under his coat.
YYY: This is a rib, not a scratch

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №42138
 24.01.2011
She: You know, I still don’t get eighteen!
O_0 I never gave two, and you were eighteen :D

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №42137
 23.01.2011
Remember, our mothers and grandmothers wore such trousers with a heating shaft. So, it was in them that daddy went to the garden and took me, pulling the rubber, so that they did not fall, because. Mom said to wear what was hanging on the chair, and the chair was two.

[ + 88 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42136
 23.01.2011
And I was taught to look into the tea bar and see if there are cockroaches before pouring water out of it.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №42135
 23.01.2011
Loh, I saw your pictures from the sea.
Tagged: in photoshop

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №42134
 23.01.2011
I am a sex bomb, right?
M is no more. SexGranate
M: or even a sex petard
The fucking (

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №42133
 23.01.2011
YYY: Listen that you wanted to ask which provider has the fastest speed?
XXX: Megaphone, you look at the speed and shower!

[ + 52 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42132
 23.01.2011
1 tablespoon in the youth, 1 tablespoon in the youth But I still collect broken thermostats to drown the uranium debris.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №42131
 23.01.2011
Where can I vote for the funeral?

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