Do you know what I noticed? When you break up with a girl you like, she doesn’t stop liking you. And here all the rest stops.

What do you know about the slow internet? Apart from Rostelecom, we do not have any providers at all. The speed is amazing. Add a torrent. "There are three years until the download ends" So how, shit? How is?! to

xxx: Well she sits in front of the blue screen of Wendy and plays the flute melody of Kill Bill
XX: It seems to be related.

The Habr. Comments under the topic "what kind of music aliens can listen to" (golden grammy recording on "Voyager")

Q: Is there a loser or only his scheme attached?

Yyy: No, it is assumed that when analyzing the disk, the aliens themselves will find that the concentric spiral cranes on the disk contain sound fluctuations.

from the post of one aunt lover of exotic life
...Well, about the freezer, bitten by mice (white, feed) I will not tell. Once we had guests from the bodong got up in the morning before us and confused them with the pelmen. They cooked (in a pot under the cover)... There was a scream when the plates were poured out...

The creator of the game about exploding kittens began to raise funds, intending to get $10,000 for the month of the campaign. The requested amount was collected in 20 minutes, less than a day the project received 1.4 million from Kickstarter users.

Comments under news:
It’s all about cats!
Put a cat in any startup and you are waiting for success.
It would be necessary to draw cats in rubles to benefit from demand.

The Infantile:

When something hurts and I don’t know why, I go to the doctor.
xxx: when something"s hurt" at the comp, I go to the programmer
Hello, I say I don’t have a computer.
xxx: and I get a genius phrase: "and why?"

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Did you learn to go to the doctor and not complain to your mother? Now find a service center for comps - there they are "treated". Or call on the "bottle of tea" spice from there. The programmers have a different job.
So you can come to the economist with a complaint "the money ended" - suddenly he saved it for you? and ;))

I call the whole conscious life the living room, the conscience does not bite.

They argued with the Chuvas, Persian or Greek king Mithridates.

xxx: vo, wiki cury, Mithridat Evpator, king of Ponta
The king of Ponta is the one who cannot be called.
The Euphoria, again...

What are you all sitting there?c) The Union

The epic file.
I bought pants for weight loss and didn’t get into them.

How interesting:

They praised Shiza Tarkovsky, and he spoiled the beautiful book of Strugacki.

In fact, the film was filmed by script by A and B, and "Picnic" in this script smells only out.

I recently went to the dentist for implantation. Operation according to the standards of dentistry is quite serious, strong side effects such as temperature, bruises on the face, swelling and other "pleasures" are possible.

On the third day, I am due to go for examination. The dentist carefully examines the place of action (six seams, blood, swelling), after which with a very serious look reports: "You heal well, very beautiful seams!". People have very different concepts of beauty.

Australian scientists captured a signal from space. The source of the signal is located approximately 5.5 billion light-years from Earth.

Why do we need a signal that is five and a half billion years old?
How Why? → Suddenly there was porn?

The problem of those who say that Ukrainians, Belarusians and Russians are one people is that they cannot say it in either Belarusian or Ukrainian.

Tell me who your ministers are and I will tell you what kind of president you are.

Removing dirt is not shameful.
In the late 1940s, one of the permanent bases of geological expeditions had an extremely dirty public toilet. But, of course, it was not this dirty thing that attracted the general attention, but the fact that a descendant of the ancient prince family had to come to the base as part of one of the expeditions. “We will tolerate,” the geologists joked, “but what will his light do?” "His light," arriving, did what discouraged many: calmly took a hose with water, swab and carefully washed the dirty wardrobe. It was the act of a true aristocrat, knowing firmly that it is not a shame to clean the dirt, it is a shame to live in the dirt.
O.S. Muravyev, How the Russian Noble was Raised

Since the fact of economic development of the country is confirmed exclusively by the presence of a ministry of the same name, I propose to strengthen the impression and call it "ministry of rapid economic development".

X: I have a problem.
xh: I can't read the word "I will cut" without an accent

Linus Torvalds said that the core developers don’t expect any Linux problems this year, but the problems will inevitably come.