Anti-crisis diet

1st I froze the sausage, three on a roast, sliced the bread with mayonnaise and roasted.

Throw the sauce. Delicious and practical, and most importantly a lot: one sausage

It is enough for 5-10 sandwiches.

2nd If the hunger does not let you sleep, quickly pour out two cups of boiling water and lie down.

to sleep. The brain will not immediately realize that the stomach has been deceived.

Three If black bread is rubbed with garlic, it smells like sausage.

4 is If you freeze the egg, cut it in half and put it on a bowl,

There will be two yellow eyes.

5 is The tea can be prepared seven times. In the eighth chapter, the

Look at that jade.

Oh, take that guy, what you’re pretending to be!
YYY: No, I don’t want to... I don’t know.
You start with small.
WOW: Why for example?
See also: SMS
“Igorok, we’ve been sleeping for a month. What SMS?! to

27.01.2009 08:49 -
The delegates of the local cathedral distributed passes on the subway

27.01.2009 13:06 -
In Moscow Archbishop Kirill stole a SUV
Today, the driver of the monarch Kirill appealed to the police station of the city 02 who that the Toyota Land Cruiser Prado, belonging to the Yaroslavl and Rostov diocese, was stolen.

It’s great that they’ve come up with... travelers.

X is
This year, Generation P will be on the screen.

and
The director of Bondarchuk?

X is
I forgot to watch, but in one of the main female roles - guess who?

and
Emm... The Galactic?? to

The Greens are more fiercely protesting against fur than against the skin, because wealthy women get much easier than bicyclists.
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July (14:42:46 28/01/2009)
I won't call you, you don't love me

ilya (14:42:59 28/01/2009)
I love...

July (14:44:11 28/01/2009)
Do not scream

July (14:44:59 28/01/2009)
You say so because you want to eat.

It was a peeled pizza. I decided to try the recipe, ruined a pack of peelings. He sat down, smoked, and modernized it a little. He poured out a pack of ice cream pellets in the shape of a cake (or just a metal plate which is not a pity), placed slices of cheese on top, and generously smeared it with mayonnaise. Bacon in the oven (250 degrees, about 15 minutes), chewed under the beer - it was very delicious. Then I continued the experiment, placed under the pellet rings of onions, a laurel leaf, and also dried the pellet with pepper and dried crop, but this time I baked it in the microwave, in a glass plate with a cap (800 watts, 5 minutes). I have not eaten such delicious food for a long time. I understand that this is not funny, I write to help students and all those people who, due to circumstances, can not stand at the plate for a long time.

Most likely today was the last time we met, the more my husband struck us (he has my smart, came and pretended he did not notice anything).

You are all there, all the idols...

Finally he made an offer to his girlfriend. They sit down at night and read. She turns around and asks, “But what is House 2?”
I wanted to get married "I got married", but this idiot was the first (
Z is. She hasn’t had a telephone for 3 years.

K is
K to:
"Admines, give comments, take the abyss to squeeze your quotes on quotes!"

Really give it! They are already fucking!

Yes to! Give it! Fuck to fuck!

<Shturman> The nuclear submarine "Le Terrible"
<Shturman> gigs... APRK "Happy" :)

--->> Haexsoos: Ah, now let’s calculate:
1st Add to my modest salary 25 pieces that you pay for the apartment.
2nd We have in the bars a spill of 60p, as far as I remember in the goldhead, this amount is somewhere 200p. Given that you drink like me, all the seats go out to you somewhere, and I am a hundred for three.
I can actually ride a car in my "Zazopingsk"
3.1 I don’t need to remember on Monday that I didn’t buy a subway card
3.1.1 I do not need to buy a metro card at all
3.1.1 I have heard from you that they are still standing nicely
You will never buy an apartment in Moscow.
You get to work > in less than an hour. (I get up 15 minutes before the beginning of the day, eat spices and sit behind the car)
5.1 The same goes for work. So add to your working hours the time you spend in the subway and the road. How much did you succeed?
My working day may start at 8 a.m. but end at 5.
6.1 and at 18:00 I can already drink with friends in the billiard, or be with a girl in the movie, and you?
6.1.1 and the movie here will also be cheaper
You have to spend on regular trips to your hometown, I don’t.

This should be written on all the stations, maybe then in Moscow you will be able to live quietly in Moscow, and not drown in the crowd of incomprehensible churks and provinces, which for some reason all bars and bars into the capital.

Absolutely real story.
My friend worked in the grill. His girlfriend came to visit him at work. I sit next to my girlfriend and smoke. There were always prostitutes. Then the nine comes in, a guy rises up from her and asks:
How much?
The girl, deciding that he is about the chicken, replies carelessly
A total of 300, half of 150.
Smiley o_0 slowly disappeared behind the rising toned glass.

I am a luzer, tan. I'm really a loser...I don't earn anything, I don't have a favorite job, even my mom can hack my mail (how did she do it? I probably knew the answer to the secret question...the girl’s mother’s name.

K to:
Another concerned young man... Learn better from the author of the quotation, how to deal with Girls (in fact, not with the dumb brainless)... No, I understand, free morals and all that... But is it all dead?... Shakespeare, love or romance?

___________________________
Shakespeare is dead.

Tag: life is unfair
WOW: What this time?
XHH: I painted these finished drawings for two days, and eventually got an engineer’s account.
What is the injustice?
XHH: Yes, we have one guy at the college, who decided to leave the universe beautifully. Today loudly on the whole audience shouted "Danuacher these cuts, I better draw a rainbow"
XHHH: Prepod, as soon as he came out of the table immediately set the bill
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Nenia: What can you bring your son to school with you, and so that the children do not break?
Evaneska: The Iron Ball
Nenia: *ROFL* They are losing))
Evaneska: The Iron Ball on the Chain.

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Why Part 2?
Where to get Part 1?! to
There’s also part 1 here.
Is this all you need for the exam?
He is: Aha
Why is Part 2 called?
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