[11:53:29] xxx: I did not once in my childhood ride from steep mountains on small skis such blue - in the union such many had - they were a little more than the size of a leg. So, in the course of the trip, my legs began to break, and since I was doing all the nonsense at the time, the sword was like it. But nevertheless, I am not Alina Kabaeva and it is difficult to drive with the legs spread so I was kicked forward and I left three lanes on the hill - 2 from the skies and one from the nose. I used to ride - if I had wings on my ass - it would really be like a fighter on the take-off :)

to this:
The dog understood it, and whatever I loved it, it began to make sounds very similar to "miu". So I was almost hysterical when this beast approached me in the kitchen (a courtyard terrier, quite large) and cried to the food, so penetratingly whispered.

My cat's mother grew up among the dogs, well, in life, learned to cuddle. "GAAV", typeO - with a cat accent. It should have been to see the roots of dogs - it runs after the cat, and it turns and overwhelms it!

to this:
@edd>the son of the Korean in the kindergarten with a friend in two haris drank a pot of compot. It was a quiet hour. In order not to burn, they poured water in the kitchen in which the beets were boiled and diluted with the remaining compot.
It is...
Palubas this was a kindergarten for workers’ food... they have this genetic (((

Forums for the sale of strike guns:

Kirill (2010-01-08 06:30):
Do you think a pneumatic gun can help with a robbery attack?
The answer:
Hi to. Probably will help.
Kirill (2010-01-08 06:32):
I mean protection from attack.
The answer:
Hi to. Yes we understood.

Congratulations from the DR (27 years old):
" Have you survived? And thank God. Don’t stop at the achievement"

XXX is yes! Tell me, I heard that it was you who beat Mitya on a walk in the center of Moscow with a poster "For the legalization of the Gay Parade!"
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY We argued on desire, well, this duck lost, of course, I decided, let him torment. Who knew he would be so talented?
XXX: Did he get out?! to
YYY: You won’t believe how... In short, this image – a two-on-two closet with ears, walked in a swimsuit and a huge poster with these words and spoke: “For the legalization of the gay parade! On the day of WWF!and "

When the opera asks "save your password or not?", then the "button is missing if it suits" :(

I understand that you admines are very strange. But buy a magazine Human Body, long insert in the attached skull, teeth. And then drink a beer with him and show how the server is arranged and what it costs... 23 years fucking. And he called him Yorique and celebrated his birthday. Vampire, you’re strange, but I still love you :)

Pathologists argue that the inner beauty of a person is greatly exaggerated.

I read the news and find an interesting article.
Latvia borrowed a tank to Estonia for one day
One of the comments
"Today you can capture Latvia... As long as it has no tank)))"

I sit on the bench in the subway, waiting for the train. Here comes to me an incomprehensible person with a cell phone, extending it to me with the words:
Oh well talk.
I don’t know what, who and why I should talk to. I take a phone:
- Allo
“Hello, listen, explain to this fool how to drive to the Car Factory.

- I'm talking about it, on the street -25 and the girls are all without hats, what kind of mouthpiece is this?
The cockroaches are frozen :D

The worst thing is when you get up at night to the toilet, with a lot of thoughts that you are going to sleep again now, look at the clock, and there without five minutes alarm =(

I am going to edit my head tomorrow.
xxx: what is called it yopt..
The hairdresser 😉

A tough Chelyabinsk, right?! to

Nizhny Novgorod girl robbed school under the guise of a student. The 32-year-old was presented as a schoolgirl and easily penetrated the building of the school through the guard.

High School Students - OO

I am very surprised by this fact — how can they (academics) take responsibility and say what is false science and what is not?
B. the bite

I am actually very kind. I want to sit in the garden, so that the bitten, tight rabbits jump around, I want to smooth them and feed them... And fate so turns everything that around the fools, fools, fools and no rabbits! And then I jump, catch, figuratively speaking, my samurai sword and... But the fools know how to hide in time. Only I will grab the sword, and they are already hiding! And here I am standing like a fox on a name, and around – no fools, no rabbits.

Do you know that Vanessa is in the hospital?? to
WOW: It is interesting. And with him?
In general, he was wearing with the little one around the apartment, and the passages between the doors are very low...so this fool depicting a ballerina in the flight fell his forehead around the passage and cut off.
I talked to his mother, so she first rattled, and only then called the ambulance))

The interview asks: do you have a family, will it hinder your work? to which the future employee responded with a smile: no, of course, my wife and I have a free schedule)))

My grandmother gave:
I do not remember when I read, I do not remember in which magazine, I do not remember in which issue of the article, I do not remember the author... about how to develop memory!