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[ + 33 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59441
 31.01.2012
The cat went crazy tonight. She was wearing around the ceiling circles, turning everything around, grimling. You can’t sleep – you wake up every half hour.
In a dream, I had to speed up the interruption processing function for the brain - if the interruption is caused by the cat - we sleep further.
It worked! and :)
Only from time to time in the middle of another dream came out the code, went through to the end and the dream continued.

Oh, I was told that engineering affects the brain, but I didn’t believe it. and :)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №59440
 31.01.2012
xxx: I realized that I grew up when I took off the luster in the kitchen in the morning, when I was making pants.
yyy: I'm not sure that this man is 35 years old and two older

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59439
 31.01.2012
Reply to my internet provider:

Q: What happens if I do not pay on time?

A: If the balance of the personal account is negative, access to the outside world is closed.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №59438
 31.01.2012
“60 tons of chemicals spilled on the ground as a result of a train accident”
We will all soon become mutants.
I am Magneto

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №59437
 31.01.2012
Mom washes the floor around the extender, which has a lot of forks.
We set up a hospital here.
Dad :?? to
The Substation!! to
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
O O O O O O
The sister! The transformation!
One is better than another...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №59436
 31.01.2012
> Executive Director of one of the leading Royal Bank of Scotland Stephen Hester refuses a bonus of 1.5 million. The dollar.

The Minister of State and Legal Development of the Omsk Region died of a heart attack.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №59435
 31.01.2012
<xxx> Don't scratch rzhevsk vs napoleon(quality) 2,06 GB - THIS IS GAY PORNO!!! to
<yyy> xxx: who won though?)

[ + 9 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59434
 31.01.2012
There was a meeting, everyone was fucking, and I wasn’t. I ask why, they say, you are beautiful. I don’t understand anything, just the ugly shit.? to

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №59433
 31.01.2012
Lightbit: What will you tell me?
Ol5xHd: F,sh! F to shdfku!
Lightbit: It is clear.
Ol5xHd is: Abby! The Abirvalg!
A lot has changed, haha.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №59432
 31.01.2012
by Conrad:
Do you make ducks from pears?
by Mazzer:
They say a kind of peach. It is not very large and very soft.
by Conrad:
A shit world of perverse, liars, psychopaths and murderers.
by Mazzer:
What is?
by Conrad:
There is a bottle of douche in front of me. The Rest Factory. On the label suspiciously squeezed pear, which holds a glass of... dushes in his hand. Cannibal marasmatic peach.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №59431
 31.01.2012
On Friday at 17:56 on the internal office mail comes a letter with the note "important": "four minutes later you will need a boiler".

[ + 41 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59430
 31.01.2012
I decided to play an opera... a writer, flying simply.
10 minutes later he returned to the mosil (links are stored there) - also flew.
To see her conscience awakened.

[ + 33 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59429
 31.01.2012
My friend, as a child, had the name Borst. And he was sitting on the same side with his friend, whose name was Smetalnikov. Our teachers, definitely, have a sense of humor, since their classy manager decided to plant Boršč with Smetana together, so that, as they say, they complement each other.))))

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №59428
 31.01.2012
Do you care about me or do you care about me?

Maybe I’m altruistic in some places.
I can confirm by the fact that in team games I choose a class that is aimed at treating the wounded comrades) But this is provided that there is no class of fool who can undetectedly steal into the enemy's rear and scatter sulfuric acid everywhere, salt the borst and bind the ropes of the shoes between themselves x))

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №59427
 31.01.2012
I’ve gotten tired today, Blake. I decided to slip out of the pair while there is no one, and I carefully move out to the exit (a audience with 3 doors in niches). I hear, the prede entered, I once, and hid in the niche. And the chest of the fifth size is hidden, the shorter side of me is not visible, and the breasts are visible.
Preponja went and to the whole audience: "What are these CHESHIRSKIE SIESKI in the corner?" shit, I cried there :DD

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №59426
 31.01.2012
Return from a 20-day trip
Wife says she missed sex for these 15(!) The days!
I hate this shit :)

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59425
 30.01.2012
Do you know how to ruin your son’s whole life?
WOW: How is it?
Say it so... boy, size is not important, a girl is enough and 30cm!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №59424
 30.01.2012
From the summary: Managing a fun project. If the project is not fun enough, the rapid growth of fun is guaranteed.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №59423
 30.01.2012
xxx: I realized that I learned to glue... somewhat brutally I do. Instead of complimenting her until five o’clock in the morning, I told her about the tactics of survival during the zombie apocalypse.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №59422
 30.01.2012
As one of my friends, who lives abroad, said: I watched the state election debates here. We have one Zhirinovsky. There is a whole Republican party.

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