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The cat went crazy tonight. She was wearing around the ceiling circles, turning everything around, grimling. You can’t sleep – you wake up every half hour.
In a dream, I had to speed up the interruption processing function for the brain - if the interruption is caused by the cat - we sleep further.
It worked! and :)
Only from time to time in the middle of another dream came out the code, went through to the end and the dream continued.
Oh, I was told that engineering affects the brain, but I didn’t believe it. and :)
xxx: I realized that I grew up when I took off the luster in the kitchen in the morning, when I was making pants.
yyy: I'm not sure that this man is 35 years old and two older
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Reply to my internet provider:
Q: What happens if I do not pay on time?
A: If the balance of the personal account is negative, access to the outside world is closed.
“60 tons of chemicals spilled on the ground as a result of a train accident”
We will all soon become mutants.
I am Magneto
Mom washes the floor around the extender, which has a lot of forks.
We set up a hospital here.
Dad :?? to
The Substation!! to
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O O O O O O
The sister! The transformation!
One is better than another...
> Executive Director of one of the leading Royal Bank of Scotland Stephen Hester refuses a bonus of 1.5 million. The dollar.
The Minister of State and Legal Development of the Omsk Region died of a heart attack.
<xxx> Don't scratch rzhevsk vs napoleon(quality) 2,06 GB - THIS IS GAY PORNO!!! to
<yyy> xxx: who won though?)
There was a meeting, everyone was fucking, and I wasn’t. I ask why, they say, you are beautiful. I don’t understand anything, just the ugly shit.? to
Lightbit: What will you tell me?
Ol5xHd: F,sh! F to shdfku!
Lightbit: It is clear.
Ol5xHd is: Abby! The Abirvalg!
A lot has changed, haha.
by Conrad:
Do you make ducks from pears?
by Mazzer:
They say a kind of peach. It is not very large and very soft.
by Conrad:
A shit world of perverse, liars, psychopaths and murderers.
by Mazzer:
What is?
by Conrad:
There is a bottle of douche in front of me. The Rest Factory. On the label suspiciously squeezed pear, which holds a glass of... dushes in his hand. Cannibal marasmatic peach.
On Friday at 17:56 on the internal office mail comes a letter with the note "important": "four minutes later you will need a boiler".
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31.01.2012
I decided to play an opera... a writer, flying simply.
10 minutes later he returned to the mosil (links are stored there) - also flew.
To see her conscience awakened.
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31.01.2012
My friend, as a child, had the name Borst. And he was sitting on the same side with his friend, whose name was Smetalnikov. Our teachers, definitely, have a sense of humor, since their classy manager decided to plant Boršč with Smetana together, so that, as they say, they complement each other.))))
Do you care about me or do you care about me?
Maybe I’m altruistic in some places.
I can confirm by the fact that in team games I choose a class that is aimed at treating the wounded comrades) But this is provided that there is no class of fool who can undetectedly steal into the enemy's rear and scatter sulfuric acid everywhere, salt the borst and bind the ropes of the shoes between themselves x))
I’ve gotten tired today, Blake. I decided to slip out of the pair while there is no one, and I carefully move out to the exit (a audience with 3 doors in niches). I hear, the prede entered, I once, and hid in the niche. And the chest of the fifth size is hidden, the shorter side of me is not visible, and the breasts are visible.
Preponja went and to the whole audience: "What are these CHESHIRSKIE SIESKI in the corner?" shit, I cried there :DD
Return from a 20-day trip
Wife says she missed sex for these 15(!) The days!
I hate this shit :)
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30.01.2012
Do you know how to ruin your son’s whole life?
WOW: How is it?
Say it so... boy, size is not important, a girl is enough and 30cm!
From the summary: Managing a fun project. If the project is not fun enough, the rapid growth of fun is guaranteed.
xxx: I realized that I learned to glue... somewhat brutally I do. Instead of complimenting her until five o’clock in the morning, I told her about the tactics of survival during the zombie apocalypse.
As one of my friends, who lives abroad, said: I watched the state election debates here. We have one Zhirinovsky. There is a whole Republican party.