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[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №1001
 17.01.2008
Tag: unlucky day
WOW: WOW
HHH: It hasn’t been fine since morning. At first, he did not count the shameless, then found in a coat, which for six months did not wear 2 thousand rubles.
WOW : ))
HH: That’s not all! The fucking 2 months has been spent.and ((
It’s nice with anyone who doesn’t have it :)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh The best girl of the group called, asked to help with the eczema, take a pinch, or do a lot there! Tell me I will die, right?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №1000
 17.01.2008
Federal: We employed an architect. It is very religious in which temple I have lived. So here, the designer runs to us in the room and says through laughter: - Boys, I can’t... he’s screening the monitor..." And you’re talking the drum, dancing... :-D

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №999
 17.01.2008
Winter, cold... went to school for a parental meeting, the child's teacher says that in all junior classes, swimming is mandatory in physical education, respectively, hoping to shoot every child a swimming hat. After the meeting, I go home, well, on the way I go to the children's store, which is next door... I ask for a rubber hat for swimming.. the girl looks at me first with a mixed sense of irritation and misunderstanding.. then the face lights up and she, with the look of a man who has grasped the truth, says to me-"A, I understood.. it's a kind of flashmob, right? You are probably the fiftyth person who asked for a swimming pool hat in the last hour!

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №998
 17.01.2008
Who thinks that this quotation is not worthy of staying "+", let the administrators know that their plank has fallen, since such a barbaric nonsense is being censored... or is it the order of Bilan?


[23:14:47] <MathFucker> Zuko, I go out today from the floor of my faculty, and I see a picture, a small group of students, a march of economists, a couple of guys dressed in the style of the beast and pieces 4-5 blonde singing a song by the ballan choir.
[23:14:47] <MathFucker> such a scream on the floor: shoot them

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №997
 17.01.2008
Are you drinking so much champagne?

Fuck, I taste it.

Do you have a taste of xxx? We have six bottles.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №996
 17.01.2008
All reviews of the movie "Stranger"

But this characteristic sent the paddle:

Genre: "Uncommunicable creature in a closed space with reverse counting of people."(c)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №995
 17.01.2008
G&G and G;
Fuck guys, I decided to study Linux, I thought it was necessary for me or not... but when I loaded in the console under root, I type "kde", opened where and the inscription appeared:
...Hello to! You are logged into KDE under root! This is not the best idea, as under root, you can easily hurt me and your entire computer with your curved hands! Continue to cancel...
I’m in love with linux))) I’ll be studying and studying him, fuck his mother)) It’s just something unnoticed!!!)))

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №994
 17.01.2008
XXX is
Everyone should speak to me "My Lord the Elder"!

XXX is
And say "Domino Origato Gojzumas Taa"!

YYYY
And the parents?

XXX is
No is

XXX is
You can call me as before.

XXX is
"Go eat" and "Go to bed"

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №993
 17.01.2008
XXX is
Everyone should speak to me "My Lord the Elder"!

XXX is
And say "Domino Origato Gojzumas Taa"!

YYYY
And the parents?

XXX is
No is

XXX is
You can call me as before.

XXX is
"Go eat" and "Go to bed"

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №992
 17.01.2008
XXX is
Everyone should speak to me "My Lord the Elder"!

XXX is
And say "Domino Origato Gojzumas Taa"!

YYYY
And the parents?

XXX is
No is

XXX is
You can call me as before.

XXX is
"Go eat" and "Go to bed"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №991
 17.01.2008
XXX is
Everyone should speak to me "My Lord the Elder"!

XXX is
And say "Domino Origato Gojzumas Taa"!

YYYY
And the parents?

XXX is
No is

XXX is
You can call me as before.

XXX is
"Go eat" and "Go to bed"

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №990
 17.01.2008
XXX is
Everyone should speak to me "My Lord the Elder"!

XXX is
And say "Domino Origato Gojzumas Taa"!

YYYY
And the parents?

XXX is
No is

XXX is
You can call me as before.

XXX is
"Go eat" and "Go to bed"

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №989
 17.01.2008
Diter: Over the years you understand the phrase "Cinema and Germans" differently.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №988
 17.01.2008
I have a great day in my horoscope for romantic dates...does that not mean that I will be fucked out at the exam?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №987
 17.01.2008
Little kids, fuck, you fucked up the fools to fast here with the words "crack" and "crack"!!!! The foolish!! What do you think where they meet is funny? Nihua is not funny!! who agree put "+"

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №986
 17.01.2008
Mike> challenged a beer box
Mike> Argued that Chel won't be able to send a single piece of the film by mail
Mike> Smog
Mike> Put the DVD in the envelope
Mike> and sent by mail
Mike> Scully

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №985
 16.01.2008
How is the session?
Lo†aRTM: (_o_)
What does the egg in the pot mean?
It looks like a bit of a ass.
Faust: and a little on the container in the desolate sphere inside
Faust: Emptiness in a Closed Space
Lo†aRTM: O_o
Faust: In other words, you do not have the option to choose your path, but it is as terrible as the emptiness around and there is no way to escape those problems that oppress the desolate soul.
Faust: (_o_) - and you cleverly encrypted it
Faust: I don’t understand

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №984
 16.01.2008
2:42 The Demon
Please read, there is a ppt.)
2:43 by Smart
Read the lectures, there is PPS!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №983
 16.01.2008
Dear Odin Basha! From poor students a big request: cut off the site by February!!!! We want to take a session!! to

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №982
 16.01.2008
Solly :
What is the name of a thing that is attached to the guitar and distorts the sound? What about the "Death"?

The Bachan:
The Guitarist!

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