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[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №42130
 23.01.2011
Question to the little nephew: Do you have a best friend in the garden? Answer: No, I have the best friend!

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №42129
 23.01.2011
The C tape:
Poland will repeat the last flight of Kaczynski on its last Tu-154M

ZZZ: A clever move. Poles are really Poles. Probably not in the last flight.

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №42128
 23.01.2011
XXX: I was in the hole.
In the 3D?
3D Theatre of Opera and Ballet.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №42127
 23.01.2011
Nikapol (12:31:39 23/01/2011)
I advise the girl on the question "where to go to check for gonorrhea". I give a good doctor’s phone.
Girl: "Thank you very much! I’ll call you, I’ll tell you what you do"!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №42126
 23.01.2011
I am not sure I should be burned on a fire through a calatumba. I have a 402 giga :(

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №42125
 23.01.2011
I felt like I wasn’t her, but she was fucking me.
Have you been involved in the process? ?
has participated! He breathed...

[ + 73 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42124
 23.01.2011
Large pandas are recognized as an endangered species and have a low birth rate. Chinese scientists from the panda research center in Chengdu concluded that the poor birth rate is due, among other things, to the fact that nature has poorly "designed" animals. The females of the big panda are ready to reproduce only once a year for 72 hours, and only from 12 to 24 hours during this period they can be successfully fertilized. The males have disproportionately small penis, because of which sexual intercourse is possible only in a strictly defined position, and this position the males know poorly.


[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №42123
 23.01.2011
The Prisoner:
Where did you find such a ventilator?
The Red Tank:
In the Arizona. Do you want yourself so?
The Prisoner:
I do not even know.
The Red Tank:
What then?
The Prisoner:
If you want a hot cup, the nearest refrigerator is yours. He entered while it was poured, pulled off on the SMS and stumbled. Reflectively knocked his hand, a glass of boiling water and a bag flew in the direction of the fan. He, without swallowing, sucked up all the water, crushed a bag in a farce, glued the glass to the grid and splashed it. Something I want to remove him.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №42122
 23.01.2011
Chubbanych (02:50:16 23/01/2011)
I teach the principle of Dirichlet... opened the wiki to see how he died a fox

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №42121
 23.01.2011
The ass hurts.
WOW : What?
XH: Sitting out
WOW: For what?

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №42120
 23.01.2011
The top of cynicism is to ask the father-prep to cut my spurs carefully, or it gets the most wrong.)

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №42119
 23.01.2011
For six months, my husband took a newspaper to the toilet and then all the crosswords were completely guessed there. I watched, and this humorist writes letters from the balda)))))

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №42118
 23.01.2011
I am a loser...
What Happened 7
Q: I have a catch.
Who dared to? Let’s go beat!
Theme: The Nude
WOW: What is it?
Tag: my ex
See also: LOL! You are a loser!!

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №42117
 23.01.2011
Hi, Watson, how are you there? How is life?
G: It is shortened. What to say straight.
How smart you are, you won’t spend! Mumbai to Replace...
Why did I change you two months ago?
zzz: зай, there the toy did not want to be removed, I decided to remove everything... and I can not put it...
ZZZ: Where are you?
Just one question to answer, please. When you get a finger in your finger, what do you do?? to
Nano... I pulled it out.
Don’t do that either anymore. You’re holding your hand on your wrist!! This fucking shit, your fucking new one will come, just as easy, right?! 1

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №42116
 23.01.2011
Comments under the photo of the guy (in the photo he is on the ski track):
HH: It’s good to go skiing.
Riding is even better.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №42115
 23.01.2011
Technical discipline textbook:

% of formula
% of formula
% very complex formula
% here is such a formula that it is not clear at all why it is % here

Obviously what

% again formula %

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №42114
 23.01.2011
A woman in a nurse costume excites a man because subconsciously he thinks she has alcohol.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №42113
 23.01.2011
xxx: I think that if the doors were sharpened, the pressure in the subway would be less)

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №42112
 23.01.2011
Photoshop CS5 - Grandma Berry again (c)LISander

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №42111
 23.01.2011
The text message came "All Russia - for 9 rubles!"
I’m thinking about buying or negotiating.

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