JustAHate: Some people are killing me. I read a website with advertisements on the sale of bu equipment. Then literally:
I sell a computer for 10,000 rubles. Black, weighing 2 kg, diagonal 16 cm"
This is the time when computers are sold at scratch.

Friends, apologize for the UG, but the appeals to the relevant search resources did not bring results.
I lost a wallet. There was little money there, well, and hell with them - there were right. I live in St. Petersburg, and I am registered in the Urals, so I will not be able to rebuild them in the next six months.
If suddenly someone found a wallet with the rights to the name of Nestoruk Andrei Alekseevich, please bear the beacon on the number plus seven 92 one 766 thousand twenty-four
or in aska: 4 five five 109 six two two.

against the UG:

Over the past 10 years, 5,670 people have left Russia abroad.
Physicists, 1349 chemists, 986 biologists and none of them.

micha (23:08:09 18/01/2010)
We go somewhere, we go? Baptism is...
dolphin (23:09:29 18/01/2010)
Let us immerse ourselves in the world of corruption and adultery.

Anya
Are you busy?

HHH
I am not talking to you.

Anya
Absolutely?

HHH
No, I won’t say every second word.

I finished university. Then he was taken to the army as a lieutenant. and served. Then I decided to get another higher to shake the brains after the army. And you know what? If I pass the session because of the fact that the army no longer threatens me 0_o Hard without a magical pencil...

XXX (big bookkeeper): Yes, imagine that your computer is broken. What will you do?
The television also broke. It happens in life. What then?
You do not have a wife or a girlfriend. And it does not succeed.
No money for beer and vodka. Friends are all busy.
The receiver also broke. What now?
Oh! Here you finally realize the important role books play in our lives!

So why do you read?! to

The news tape:
In Ukraine, 4 people died at election commissions, one woman stuck in the toilet.
In the village of Bulakhovka in the Dniepropetrovsk region, the grandmother accidentally voted 36 times.

The sequence of status in the contact:

5 and 7 :(
2 to 3 :(
0.5...
6 and 6 :)

and commentary

Boy: There is Tina Thun on Dendy.
Girl: Who is this?
Boy: Tine Toon
Girl: Who is here?

If a cap has a dog, then it is undoubtedly dog breeds.

It’s already 2010, and the cars are still not flying (((

to the girls from the secretariat. sit the magazine list:
C: The chair of the head costs 83 t.p. ! to What is it interesting made of?
I: From the previous leader’s skin.
C: O_O

I got a new bath yesterday, corner! :e
She said: wow! How is Yucca? With bubbles?
In the ass of the bubble!! to
She: – No... the Yucca from all sides...

Editor on TV:
"WIMF will buy MiG-29K fighters for "Admiral Kuznetsov" - is it in the news to place or in the ads?

Hey you! Yes, I am addressing you. You are a good person, smile :)

HHH
How is the weekend?
YYYY
Fuck you, I had a fun weekend.
YYYY
The Alkashi neighbors held a concert on Friday... until four in the morning he could not fall asleep - the entrance doors were knocking... they had their iron... they were borrowed... he swallowed their doors on Saturday at six in the morning... and then watched how they walked through the window behind the hammer... but two days were quiet.)))
YYYY
Yesterday came the Bulgarians.
XXX is
I cry ?)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
YYYY
Yes, they were... fucking fucking.
YYYY
I thought how to take revenge... once the hole perforator started beating at 4 a.m.... but then the wife was not at home... in the hospital was lying... and here the wife was sleeping... noise can not be made... and I just brought the welding apparatus... it was necessary in the basement to cook something... here and cooked )))

XXX: I know him, I’ve gotten enough.
Below me almost to the head, thinner you significantly (a little bit not dystrophic), terrible that yo-yo, and in the head full "0". and honestly. He was rated out of pity, the priests watched - and laughed through tears.
In the group, he was not even perceived as a personality. Imagine we were 28 people, of whom 2 and a half were boys.
YYY: Fuck, Gollum is studying in your group?

The rocket is no longer enough to load all the shit!

yyy: Fuck, I wanted to cook my guy’s cake, and I got some [...]
A joke to tell him.

From Habr:
Raphael - Delon
I was interviewed for a programming vacancy.
He managed to sneeze and sneeze at the same time. The programmer was not taken, but offered the position of Sisadmin.and :)