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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №76337
 24.01.2013
Waiting for you, Ambassadors!
A private organization is beginning to look for candidates who would like to settle on Mars... forever.
YYY: Let me imagine. The ship took off, and the next day Half-Life 3 was released.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №76336
 24.01.2013
Only a best friend can say to a girlfriend, “go, feel at home, you can go.”

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №76335
 24.01.2013
B1:...borzaya is very long legs, curved back, long nose...
B2 (Breaking): Imagine a shrimp!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №76334
 24.01.2013
The day. What day?
This is not a daytime. And his brother.
And where he is.
He is fucking close. confused today. I endured all day.
What is?
and hahaha. The fucking key. I will go to the shelter. I will wake up ?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №76333
 24.01.2013
xxx: Today in the store I heard a disc with a doughstep come in. It sounds fun.
YYY: I have bad news for you...He didn’t get it.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №76332
 24.01.2013
Topic: Soviet supremacy
What examples of Soviet supremacy do you remember?
X: ZIL refrigerators melted into cars
and back again))
Z: These were the first transformers.

[ + 37 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76331
 24.01.2013
" The Medical School Of the 20 members of the group, 19 people pay for the exam. And after all, the exam is necessary, "medical", not a philosophy.
I’m from other times, but, students, are you all learning like this now?

I am 24 years old. Ideally, at the age of 22, people get higher education (if there is no army, there was no college, there was no discharge, academia. holidays, prisons and so on.) is
At the institute I had the nickname Immortal. During my studies I had to be counted off exactly 8 times, but that never happened. It was the subject of my pride.
After finishing my studies and going out into the big world of the cigarette fog near the institute of the brewery, where I spent most of my training, I was terrified to realize that I knew absolutely nothing. in general. In other words, with my diploma, I could only count on physical work.
First I stopped drinking. Smoking the same day. Not to mention more. For a year he did not work and did not leave the house. I did sports during the day and read books at night. After a year I opened my business and for a year I have been actively and successfully continuing to run it. The sport did not give up. I have not returned to bad habits.
Take care of yourself, your health, your time. Only you will be able to pull yourself out of the pit in which you, by youthful inexperience, dug yourself during your student years. The Peace.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №76330
 24.01.2013
of the Habr.
xxx: I think not only programmers, but also administrators cannot be distracted.
And any other employees of mental professions where it is necessary to systematically consider the tasks set.
So I already hate an open office with partitions, escape from people in the server room, but there blows, noise and not comfortable to sleep on the floor.
Yyy: Under the noise of servers it is quite normal to sleep. I broke into the server a couple of times :) The main problem is usually a fairly low temperature.
ZZZ: The sleeping bag! Compactly folded, cleaned, if necessary we get and make a wonderful break!

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №76329
 23.01.2013
I sit with a girl (D), I help her learn
The next time you snatch on me, when I’m dumb, I’ll use a psychological technique!
I – what? Would you stop dumbing?

[ + 26 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76328
 23.01.2013
Why is accounting statistics the same?
HHH: Why Why? Will you be on an uninhabited island? This is the basis of survival.
What about statistics???I will count the palms and compare them.
HHH: Well, it is right! If you assume you will be on the island a person five. Any mathematician, programmer, physicist - atomic engineer, mechanic and you with knowledge of statistics. You will have a great company. While the physicist will create the engine that the mechanic will install on the boat, the mathematician will calculate the maximum efficiency of that engine, and the programmer will write a program for him to gather the most necessary information, count the palms)))
WOW: very cute

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №76327
 23.01.2013
I lay on the couch, wondering about my husband.
Is it better to make a coffee or a minete?
In different situations differently.
Well then still? I think it goes better...
(with suffering in the voice) And what difference, you do not do either...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №76326
 23.01.2013
9:39 YYY: it is probably acta every day over the course of the year to go to work... would probably not have been able... well or would have been used to for a long time
9:40 XXX: it's a PIZDEC, I wake up at 6 a.m. every day, it's a angry PIZDEC
9:41 YYY: I read your message and I thought that you are calling out demons with these words))))))))))......terrible words))))))
9:41 XXX: the demon I caused many years ago, terrible and insatiable! He knows no sleep and compassion, he is always hungry, and his name is Hypoteca.

[ + 8 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76325
 23.01.2013
Dialogue during the repair.
Olya, give me a meter.
Metro at Jura in the pants
It’s not a meter, but 20 centimeters.

[ + 33 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76324
 23.01.2013
I will buy from teachers the lists of students buying exams. Especially in the bear.
The palace.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №76323
 23.01.2013
Lily, I’m doing something wrong. It does not (
L: Do it right. It will work ?

[ + 11 - ] Comment quote №76322
 23.01.2013
Hi, do you want a coon? I can be strict and ugly.
I hate Coney.
You can do it without a cone.
Sex does not interest me much.
Mah: What interests you?
Cat: Grammar and Orthography. I read words at night.
I will read too...
Cat: That’s why people need a language.)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №76321
 23.01.2013
From Habr:
Divanikus: Under the noise of servers it is quite normal to sleep. I broke into the server a couple of times :) The main problem is usually a fairly low temperature.
MaxxL: The sleeping bag! Compactly folded, cleaned, if necessary we get and make a wonderful break!
FFire: Especially if you sleep under the false floor, nobody will notice.
matiouchkine: Real professionals are sleeping on a fake push.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №76320
 23.01.2013
This morning I had to ride in the same wagon with a beautiful mulat. He carried a cat. The level of caring for the surrounding ladies was almost unbearable.

[ + 18 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76319
 23.01.2013
Not the first time I understood the word correctly.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №76318
 23.01.2013
In the morning - coffee Turboslim, in the afternoon - tea Turboslim, in the evening - toilet Turbosrem

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