A: I decided to dress my daughter in a body. There is a bunch of bandages, hooks, buttons - darkness, in general. But I managed. faster than in 5 minutes.
M: Is there so much Morocco?
A: You won't believe it, but when it's all over, and the shirt is dressed, you can read the praise of your efforts on your chest.
M :?? to
A: There is "well done"!

The Russians! I am now addressing all Russians, the inhabitants of Ukraine and Belarus in the Balkans are also considered Russians.
Look at us and remember – they will do the same with you when you break up and give your thighs. West – a chain crazy dog will get stuck in your throat.
Brothers, remember the fate of Yugoslavia! Do not let them do the same to you.”
From the last interview of Slobodan Milosevic."

Police detained three people who sprinkled the doors of the Lenin mausoleum in Moscow with sacred water

At the same time cheap and high-quality is only rubber.

Nothing changes

At the end of 1919, Raul Capablanca in the walls of the English parliament gave a session of simultaneous play for deputies. Capablanca, of course, won with a huge advantage. One reporter asked him what he thought of his opponents' game. Here’s what he heard in response:
"I didn't find deep strategic plans in them, but tactically they showed some fiction. Some tried to make an unnecessary move, others returned to the board the already removed figure in the hope that I would not notice it, others made some changes behind my back in their positions... In general, in the place of the voters who sent these gentlemen to parliament, I would keep them under constant surveillance..."

Today, Jehovah’s Witnesses came to me and told me that we need to help our neighbors and do good!
He asked them to wash the toilet and take out the garbage... They were offended and left.

Comments on the article "Women from Belarus divided property in the online game":
So, you play yourself, grind, mob, and then a woman appears in your life and takes it all.

and Tatiana.Also, I hear the content of the note scratching, is it okay?

Make the comments paid!!! And resource support, and normal people’s brains are healthier.

Falkowsky: The main problem with gay people is that they want everyone around them to know that they are gay.
Emptypatty: I’m talking about vegans.
Falkowski: The word is different – the problems are the same :)

Tram stop late in the evening. At the stop glamorous some guy and herla, three meters from the stop stands a cloudy bearded guy of a biker type. The beard smokes. The glamorous type decides to whisper on this topic, the type of mess and shame.
Browning: There is no such law. Go to Nash.
Glamour: There is such a law! You do not have the right to public blabla!
OK, there is such a law. Go to Nash.

It cannot remain the same after repairs in the apartment. I look at porn and note that the indoor doors are like mine. A good choice - a massive pine, natural spoon. MDA...

Anton: And you also have dwarfs walking around the office and saying, “Okay, googol...”
Tagged: NA
Anton: It is strange
Sergey: Okay Google, where are all the goodbye who say "okay Google"?

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1:... the song is named "Popeye" and contains non-normative vocabulary.
It would be surprising if she did not contain this vocabulary with such a name.

Nothing is surprising! 3/4 of modern songs can be called so, although they do not contain non-normative vocabulary.

Comments on the news about the return on TV "Secret Materials":

Rocks, you’ve again fallen asleep with UFOs, clones, mutants and human experiments! But now I’ve taken it all on my smartphone, you’re stupid!

>> I live in a big city, in a bedroom.

It was not immediately apparent that it was not a tourist equipment at all.

The serpent there hinted on Newton in the spirit of "a wise man knocked an apple on a mole - he and discovered the law of world gravitation", and Martyshka accused the law and the wise man in the end that she was filled with coconut coconut. Even there someone argued how the law "closed back".
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In the cartoon built a very logical chain of judgments, based on true original theses and insufficient education. Once "opened", then "closed" is also possible. What anyway? This is definitely a reversible process within the framework in which the characters of the Multa were familiar with this word. To see them there in Africa are not strongly vaporized with the formation of all kinds of martyrs. In Russia, they are already on the Internet.

In addition, the refugees (believe me, none of them agree with Yatsenyuk) take the Russian language exam. Guess how many Russians would not give him up.

All Russians pass an echamen in Russian at the end of school.

1:... the song is named "Popeye" and contains non-normative vocabulary.
It would be surprising if she did not contain this vocabulary with such a name.

The female logic. The female compassion. Today in the office.
Give me a puppy.
I don’t need a poppy.
and singing. The Poet. Two r
The cat will eat.
The cat will eat.