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[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №961
 16.01.2008
>><go0d1k> He stopped drinking, smoking,
>><go0d1k> I just got into warcraft
>><go0d1k> Even there, I stopped, because in Darkshire the sword got.
>><go0d1k> Belt, body, shoes... And gloves.
>><go0d1k> Two rings and an amulet, and now I don’t know the trouble!
>><go0d1k> Mobs and bosses, Give their butterflies,
>><go0d1k> I will buy for them a scam, and I will go to meet the dragon...
>><go0d1k> And as I meet... that same evening... I’m a dragon hoodie.
>><go0d1k> From it I have a mud helmet, And I am pleased with myself...
>><go0d1k> Two weeks behind the comp, We don’t eat, we don’t sleep, we don’t drink...
>><go0d1k> In the monitor!The eyes are burning! Oh! Here is the Level-app!
>><go0d1k> Fast to the server fell. I would then go to sleep...
>><go0d1k> Quest after quest,mob after mob... Soon I will be a dolbo"bomb.

The AAA! The fucking! How we know! – – – –

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №960
 16.01.2008
MrLazy
If I will not botanize this fucking logic, then I will botanize in the spring how to properly clean the stove and bury a foul spade in the asphalt!
by martin
Not in spring, but in autumn.
MrLazy
in the spring. I fall under the spring.
by martin
As long as the papers come, I’ll tell you in autumn.
MrLazy
I’d bet that it’s fast!

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №959
 16.01.2008
M9CHIK: Sopharisra, hello to you!
s0faRyCry: I am not messing)
I am crying...

[ + 50 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №958
 16.01.2008
I work in the House of Culture. There was a touring concert in a collage of millionaires (well, the state owes a million). Microphone monitors are installed. There are musicians out, well there are violins and other whistles. One trumpet came to his place and wanted to sneeze. I turned away from the microphone and sneezed. But to cheat at the same time the butterfly loudly lost in the microphone that the concert was not expected for 15 to 20 minutes. People just rolled under the chairs, and the musicians too... the conductor was so fucking off the stage.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №957
 16.01.2008
She: I was taken to work.
He is: Where?
It is in five places.
He is the perverted.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №956
 16.01.2008
Jirts
I am white and puffy on the roof.
K@trin@
Did you get angry when I wrote to you?
Jirts
and ah. Because I borrowed
Jirts
stupid questions
K@trin@
Are they stupid now too?
Jirts
You are not asking them now.
by K@trin@
What am I doing?
Jirts
• Began

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №955
 16.01.2008
1:))) I am a girl)) I sow the light, pure, eternal))
I think the boys are still sowing... the girls are giving birth.)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №954
 16.01.2008
113 to 62.
Divide or multiply?
The pressure!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №953
 16.01.2008
Good, translation, all the fucking, I found it here! I know all the songs!!! to

Good: Ralph Fringer, Hello

Julie: good, how the song is called... There is such: "ya ken yuu abbi abbi tu mi..."

Rihanna: good, and this... "N-on-on wine tar-tar something there when bla-bla...

I know what you know, Rihanna, When your girlfriend is sick.

Ralph Fringer: This is shit.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №952
 16.01.2008
1: What are you doing? Ready for theorem?
2: Nihua, what there, a mushroom puzzle I fold. This is a Chinese counterfeit. The entire Moscow has gone away.
2nd :? Did the brothers succeed?
One is blasphemy! What does this have to do with holidays? I love puzzles from childhood. I opened a bowl of shrimped mushrooms and came to mind with the ridiculous idea of collecting at least one mushroom in its entirety! Scuco, I sit for the third hour and pick up the pieces, I ate half the way, I opened the second bowl.
2: You are fucking fucking
2: I’m even afraid to think what scratches you’re crawling there.
1: Is it so? Am I fucking? You were a horse, theoremeh on Saturday, but so you, fucking, were rattled in the haffno, if you don’t remember suddenly!
2:...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №951
 16.01.2008
Quote from SMS:

I am on the right to sdalaaa :-Duraaa...

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №950
 15.01.2008
Mrak (23:36) :
Most of me got a guitar made at the "Moscow experimental factory of the Soviet army"

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №949
 15.01.2008
The inscription on the note "The Samurai Sword. 1200 r. of China"

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №948
 15.01.2008
Dating site: girl
Moscow
Age of: 20
Sign of the Zodiac: Aquarius
Height of cm: 1,56
Weight in kg: 45

Is it a channeling facility?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №947
 15.01.2008
The greatest benefit from the beginning of sexual life is realized by formatting a 80-gigabyte local drive with depreciated porn.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №946
 15.01.2008
<mister> Oh I have exactly 300 posts in Yandex
<mister> anniversary
<mister> hope to attribute
<Ex> and remove the marked

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №945
 15.01.2008
A friend of mine told him a joke:
What do you usually say to a graduate of the Faculty of Philosophy?
-"Cola and Big Mac, please"

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №944
 15.01.2008
XXX is
The snow is forecast, it’s gone.


YYYY
This is not Kazakhstan, but the shit.

XXX is
I also think so.

XXX is
Moscow is warmer than us.

YYYY
These mosquitoes were shattered.

YYYY
Do what they want

xxx (14:55:03 12/01/2008)
Pidders

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №943
 15.01.2008
Eva123: Tired of forging the system... I looked at my hamster – he sits red on his buttocks, passes by doing it. Then he falls with a hose forward and sleeps. Isn’t it beautiful?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №942
 15.01.2008
Are you okay with the printer?
YYY : AHA
XXX: by now
Make 2 copies of O:TestHTML.doc
YYY: Take it
"O:Copy (2) of TestHTML.doc"
"O:Copy of TestHTML.doc"

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