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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №941
 15.01.2008
Ksunka: smoke, I removed something, I now have a 640x480 screen and a strange color
raMMer: Fuck... MyComputer Properties-Equipment-Device Manager
raMMer: there choose video adapters-two-dust-properties-driver-update
Looking for woods, there are more...
I don’t understand, come and do it.
Rammstein: What is not understandable? Do it yourself
So please, you understand.
I won’t go, Lenny.
Ksunka: Well we did!! to
raMMer: deleted folder C:WINDOWSystem32 this will help))
You are a fucking fool! Do you think I’m stupid and don’t know how to put wood??? I bought a leather cloth with a cloth! Hurry up here fucking!! to
Tagged with: aaa! No is... Aaaaah!!! I go!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №940
 15.01.2008
and IRC:
<Klimax> Girls and there is a!!! to

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №939
 15.01.2008
ultrablox
Do you remember the quotation that more and more people are preparing for exams on wiki?
ultrablox
But in Basel, they are preparing more.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №938
 15.01.2008
fuckin princess (15:05:09 12/01/2008)
Is it worth a ticket to hell?
Valentine[LASTRIDE] (15:06:03 12/01/2008)
It is not for money, but for merit.
Valentine[LASTRIDE] (15:06:12 12/01/2008)
I have already travelled.)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №937
 15.01.2008
Andrey
What about being fucked tonight?

Andrey
I’m sorry not for you ?

Petrovich
by Fuck! You are scary!

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №936
 15.01.2008
From the ad on auto.ru: "The car is in perfect condition. A girl was riding. Not beaten and not painted."

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №935
 15.01.2008
Pianist
Well, sorry))) I am not afraid of you))) Through the network you will not do anything to me, and in reality you will rape. So I also "Thank you" will say)))

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №934
 15.01.2008
She
Tell me, if you had to buy warm white socks, where would you go?

He is
Foolish at once.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №933
 15.01.2008
XXX: Do not smash two girls
YYY: I do not know them.
XXX: So what is it?! to
YYY: I didn’t even see it.
What if they have big breasts?
Tagged: bleak
YYY: Do not push on me

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №932
 15.01.2008
Gracevandir
When Mom washes the plate, the cat sits on the window and looks. I stood up and drank water between them. So this pork pushes me away with his leg, say, don't bother to look, go, you closed my review, shit!

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №931
 15.01.2008
XXX: Deeds heroic... before the ancestors burned.
YYY: How is it?
Late in the evening, I sit in my room and drink gin tonic. Our ancestors are watching a telecast.
After the third bank fell asleep.
XXX: Then the chat swallowed me.
I woke up and thought I was in a cafe.
I look at the clock, there is half a.m. I think I sat down, it’s time to go home.
YYYY : :-)
In short, I kicked my fist on the table and stumbled over the whole apartment.
xxx: "The servant! See also"
XXX is fucking.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №930
 15.01.2008
Evil Dead (23:09:18 11/01/2008)
I love you very much dear.

Evil Dead (23:09:48 11/01/2008)
Oh is

Evil Dead (23:09:52 11/01/2008)
* and I

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №929
 15.01.2008
Elstan
Eagle nest, I'm leaving, estimated time of arrival at 19:00, how did I understand? The reception?

The Legend©
The eagle, you understand, ready to meet the bird, reception

Elstan
What are the secondary tasks along the way?

The Legend©
I will make a request to the center.

The Legend©
The eagle, this nest, entered the input on the baton and black floor, how did you understand the reception?

Elstan
I understand, you nest, I do the translation of the route, I take the course to the destination, the end of communication.

The Legend©
End of Connection

Elstan
Is the nest an eagle? The reception? The target in the reach zone, confirm the performance of the task? The reception?

®Legend© (18:52:08 12/01/2008)
eagle, this is the nest, the execution I confirm, as I understood, the reception?

Elstan
Nest, I understand you, I begin the task, the end of the communication.

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №928
 15.01.2008
Bush was presented to the Jews. He is in a Jewish hat - a cast monkey from the Pirates of the Caribbean.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №927
 14.01.2008
The “Session”! No smoking now! Fuck as you want!

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №926
 14.01.2008
From the ambulance:
"The Quote
Mr. developer, please take away the possibility of imposing magic on the NPC. Example: During the siege, fear was placed on a flag near the castle and he escaped.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №925
 14.01.2008
The new management established its own rules, namely: to remove from the cabinets absolutely all items that are not related to work - circles, souvenirs, etc. The administrator’s cabinet is the cave of Ali Baba.
He took responsibility for the matter: on Saturday he took a beer and went to work. Supported by the beer, all the sludge was collected and removed. There were stockpiles of alcohol (received donkeys), tree tree and toys. tk. To throw that good away, I pulled it into the garage.
I entertained many at the time: August, hot dogs, under a beer, in the hands of a tree, New Year's toys and a pack of bottles.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №924
 14.01.2008
The girl says to me, come to me, you will eat of my naked body.
I ask her, will you change your mind?
She : No.
I: Then I will be a borst, a pelmeni and a cold man.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №923
 14.01.2008
XXX is:
That’s why all the men, before squeezing, spit in a sortir or pissuar?

YYY :
Turbulence is checked ?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №922
 14.01.2008
In memory of the victim on January 12 at 18:48 radio and television host Gennady Bachinsky, who fell in a car accident. He crashed in a car in the area of 19 km of Shkelkovsky highway. The eternal memory, go to the top.

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