My parents gave me a turtle for a while.
YYY: She will die.
XXX: Why is it?
YYY: They are all dying.

<LedZeppelin68> I never let my PS3 in the net, AHAHAHAHAH
<@ajax16384> LedZeppelin68: Untouched
<@F1ReB4LL> she probably has a hole LAN sticker attached :-)

Love is when you embrace a person to a crush of bones, but you realize that this is not enough and you would still eat him.
@nexebo: @koffboy is fatality

XXX is mild! The political correct name of the left is "People with unconventional hand orientation".
xxx: I am an ambidexter!!!!!))))))
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY The two? =) is
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- The neighbor stopped talking something in the karaoke...maybe her machine was covered?
There is a God in the world!

Comments under the video, in which S.Slepakov advocates for his grandfather on the road and beats the driver of a Mercedes:
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YYY: I know very few people who have done the same and I think Svetlakov is one of them. If there were Baskov, Galkin or Kirkorov in the frame, for example, I would be funny. Here is another case.
zzz: yyy, and don't say - it would be funny to me too if Svetlakov in the frame dismissed Baskov, Galkin or Kirkorov... )))))

I was told that a smoking woman ends up with cancer, I said that not only

I will soon be fired for my expressions.

My older comrade served in the navy and told a story. Their ship sailed from the Barents Sea to the North, and after a while there was a storm that lasted for 2 days! And the times of the USSR, the Cold War, all the shit. All foreign ships were hiding in the coves, and even, due to the strength of the storm, they offered to hide there to our ship! But who will swim in the port of a potential enemy! And here, two days later, the picture appears, the ship is chaotically blurred, and everyone blurred, from the jungle to the captain)) Two days the team could only drink water, and then it did not delay for a long time) But, fucking, they sailed into a strange port))) Just the pride tried!))

Remember when it was a joke "Anecdotes about Vochka to be considered political" is now 2012 and I don’t remember when the last time I heard such anecdotes.

The cat is sleeping.
She is tired.
It is us
It was laughing everywhere.

... just now. "Who wants to be a millionaire" Question: What can a man do for a hibiscus? Options for answering (after used) tips: chest wool; pour. Two banders think for five minutes.

Yorhen Nollingten: Did you watch House?
Tonlynx: Which series?
Yorhen Nollingten: Everything
Tonlynx has watched.

MascaRidens: Grandma has now burned up. She worked in my nursery all my life, headed the department, took children. She comes to me and tells me: I spoke to my friend (also a doctor, but on another part), and she told her how the thief recognized him although she saw him only a few seconds:
I have a medical memory, I remember faces well!
My grandmother now adds:
I’m a doctor too, but my memory is bad. Maybe I haven’t been there all my life? O_O

Comments on the Galaxy Tab 7.7 on the Web:

I love the sushi!!! to
YYY: I also love when I have a sushi.
ZZZ: Meet and you will be happy

It appears that the launch of the IJunes leads to virus checks, defragmentation and the calculation of the factor of a billion.

I find it hard to get out of myself, but the phrase "you are stupid?I explained to you, I need a window with a red cross in the corner, which is not understandable??" destroyed me in a moment

[14:33:33] Zeka: Thy home? The Rescue?? to
I work on Saturdays.
[14:33:57] Mio: Cut out the knives with a knife

XXX: I am working with a student. "Sea skating" she wrote as "Seawhores. I could not stand and stumbled. The child was offended.

XXX: Do you think you are Dagi?

YYY: Yes and what?

XXX: Are you all from the primary?

ZZZ: Just a priora in the profile of the ishaca is similar.)

YYY: You are ohueled, Ishak.

Xen: The first thing I want to castrate advertisers, I consider a regular TV video,
Xen: Beginning with the sound of a vibration.