Conversation between Moscow and Ukraine in connection with unrest in Ukraine:
M: When will there be someone in your government with the eggs to stop all this chaos?
The only one with the eggs is sitting :)

DerArto: It turns out there is an internet on the top of Everest! Probably made on the requests of the chickens.

xxx: wine lovers - they are such lovers
xxx: It reminded me of my classmate, who went to study and live in Moscow, but she liked to visit Peter. And here she, on her next visit, dragged me into a buffet in a large stall. I said, what is there? Nothing has changed since the Soviet times: watery pins with sugar powder and coffee with milk from the pot. To what she replied to me, without blinking her eye, with this Moscow-Paphos acanyam: Well, how do you not panic? This is the same classic :)
yyy: no, the Savetsk peaches are honorable, and in a large stall it is really a classic.
I don’t even know what to compare...
yyy: well probably a bank of tomatoes in a tablet covered with newspapers
yyy: looks like shit, taste shit, but - a classic!
You are of one sect :)

Nemi Montoya: Cuba, I need your kidney.

Nemi Montoya: Tuflia

Nemi Montoya: Help

xxx: Measured the woman's temperature with a multimeter. My wife resisted. Measured resistance: 1,087 mOm
yyy: The resistance of a wet woman should be much lower.

xxx: at work gave a toy - laser roulette) I walk and measure everything))
YYY: Bring her home!
XXX Why?
YYY: I too... em... I’ll measure something :)
xxx: She does not measure up to 20 centimeters))
YYY: How subtly you lowered me...

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Errors corrected

Killing Them Softly / Killing Them Softly
Aster: I hope there is a separate hell for the localizer.
Aster: where "catel" translated as "jacuzi", and coll for ass as "free prostate massage"

And with the unbelievers everything is much easier - they are on the drum, whether there is a God or not. Provide irrefutable proof – okay, He is; don’t give – silence and don’t phonize. In other words, if the unbelievers ask for evidence from you, it is only because you are rushing away with unfounded claims.

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Comrade of archives. Silent faith without imposing it on everyone does not cause unbelievers to want to hear the evidence. But when you bring a book written by the cave Jews as proof, it is funny.

Andrei came up with the name of the new fairy tale: "Vasilis immortal and Kashya beautiful"

From the category "Film":

XXX is a movie? In the 90s, he was a student. A submarine rescues several people from a yacht that crashed in a shipwreck, but it turns out that they made it to capture the boat. I remember the footage of the saved man who caught a sailor who brought her something and suffocated it with something heavy, sitting on it in a rider’s position.
YYY : A fool?
xxx: Something movie "The Frog" does not googled.
Zzzz: Something else was lost.

More about sharks:

I read interesting facts. I come across the following: "If a shark floats up its legs, it can fall into a coma".
with feet! The Shark!

It is said that in Soviet times, in one of the front lines of the newspapers, there were such words: "The sharks of imperialism pull their predatory legs."

All the actresses. and the singer combination. For example, a man was leading a cooking show on television and suddenly sang, okay? The cook! The singing! Machevic or Machevic...or Machevic, I don’t remember.

I sit in the cafe, at the next table three girls, apparently rollers. One of them, the most beautiful, says:
And here comes a new application, and our team commander doubts. He says, well I can’t take into the team of a man with nick "Pizdjuk Sherstyna"!! to

For the first time I see that on a Russian forum, a person advocating for the transition to the 8th mentioned that it is still worth something. Here the people have not yet come to a consensus and is it worth it for free to put the stolen, and you tell them about 1299r.

From the Family Forum
Andryworhol: Capricorns are dry soops. The benefit is huge. First, they can be removed from the nose with bare hands, you do not need to wrap the clothes and irritate others with a loud snoring. Secondly, the forging of goats from the nose is an intimate act at the moment when a person achieves self-confidence and self-awareness, thoughts come in order, forces are restored. Thirdly, unnoticedly sticking under your chair or table you are as if telling those around you this is my territory, it is dangerous to come here, I am the master here.

News title: "Berkut fighters broke the catapult of demonstrators"
Are we really living in the 21st century?

Eternal War "Fathers and Children"
Conversation with S:
I: Sasha, at your age we were interested in everything. We did everything with our own hands, and you only do that you sit at the computer and don’t even go out. We made new year dresses for ourselves, for example, pairing something. Do you know that every boy in our time knew and could make a fire on his own, frightener? Do you know what to do with carbs? My childhood was so fun that I almost broke my fingers a few times! What a good thing, I am still alive!
When will my mother give birth to a brother?
I am :? In two months...
Q: So you won’t pull the two, right?

XXX: It's Nokia, could have nailed
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
zzz: Is this root feed from Nokia?

News on the mail: "Militia in Kiev destroyed the catapult of demonstrators".
A colleague's comment: "aga, and got a bunch of expats and leevelap"