Tell me who was on the mountain in the near future!
I have healing bleaches after alplagery - need to update!

I knew not a few guys whom the army took away not for a year, but forever. Now I’m old, gray and with a beer blob, and they’re still thin and 19-20 years old. At the cemetery because.
So don’t write.

You are just writing hernia. Complications during childbirth/pregnancy and after interruption take no less. It usually takes two lives at once. I am a man not to be exaggerated.

# Cinema

The movie was recently. There is some wealthy man on the go, that you have to get married, says an elderly housewife, saying, here you and I marry. She answers that he will not go for him - now he pays her five thousand for cleaning, and his wife will not pay them for the same cleaning.

so simple, for reference, it is a movie - "The Last Hero" (2017)

"I want more!" We run away from here by chance.

AllbearableRobots
My husband and I work together in the same company. In our dining room they cook just excellent - delicious, varied and not even expensive. One day, when I was very sick and got the flu, I stayed at home with a temperature below forty and suddenly an empty refrigerator, and asked my husband to bring meals for a couple of days. At lunch, one of his colleagues noticed a large container in him, asked why he needed so many cocktails, and when he heard the answer about my illness, he was very surprised - "But Mania is a woman! What can she do for herself?"
Bose, pregnant and in the kitchen is a classic.
Such things.

Zoe, get up! Admin was out! Where are the jokes? Where is the sense of humor?

My husband and I both suffered a cold. Both are freelancers. I decided to blur the glintwein.The result - my husband cut off the naphyg, I improved my working capacity. He’s sleeping, and I’m figured.

[kk]: Intel, like many large railway offices, has rather mediocre software quality. In the case of Intel, this is clearly visible in all of their control panels, for example for their graphics.
[fi]: ah, try to get there - at least two higher mathematics needs to be!
And that’s just in the clinic!

A few years ago I tried the contraceptive pills.
After a few weeks of reception, there was a steady desire to go out the window.
I did not immediately understand what it had to do with. As I remembered about the pills - I stopped drinking, everything went well in a week.
By the way, the contraceptive effect they have - fuck out at all.

To all who are trying to fly on the wings of love and happiness, I wish in advance to worry about the parachute!

We went with a friend to his house. We were already welcomed by our wife and mother, who celebrated their 100th birthday in the summer.
For the tea, the owner complained that lately, my mom stopped walking and runs only on the doorstep. As a doctor, I used to use the advice:
You definitely need to walk slowly – at least a couple of times a day to the well and back. If it is hard, rely on the stick.
Well, of course, that I, like an old lady, would walk in the village with a claw...

Previously, scientists believed that the poorer a person is, the more he looks at television. But suddenly it turned out that the opposite - the more people watch television, the poorer they are.

This is work, and it costs a lot of money...
- How you bored with your over, there is a normal Russian word "to fuck".
What if I’m overweight?

Anonymous: to read you, so there is no life after the wedding. Did your parents survive the same?

Parent: Is this life?

X: If a person is an idiot, it does not depend on whether he has a vagina or a fox.
Dude and fucking. In other words, vagina and penis. We are for linguistic equality.

xxx: I was "happy" at work today
xxx: I fell as a guy all last week at 17:00, and it turns out to be a slave day until 18:00 ))
Tagged: xDD
xxx: I was just ashamed to speak to me, so I was confident in the sunrise
YYY: You give it.
Even the boss was silent.
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I got into the car yesterday, well, I was so frightened!
You are in the last word of the letter "f" and "s" confused)))

The expert announced:

The lamp opens not simply, but very simply. A child will obviously be better with two colliding parents, but filled and dressed, than with one mother suffocating at work and work < >

You better ask psychologists how eternal parental scandals affect the child’s psyche. I'll tell you, as a child of such a union - at 35 years old, I've been wrapping circles with pills and a therapist for a year, working out childhood injuries and periodic attacks of wild depression, when I just want to shake my brains or use a loop. At the same time, my peers - the children of divorced parents have their backbone, of course, but before mine they are like a pedestrian to the moon.

Do not exaggerate, it will break away.
They do not go to the army annually, so counting all from 18 to 28 is not necessary - who has no delay - came back at 18, a year later, and no longer goes, who has - did not go, instead of him went 20 or 23-year-old, whose delay ended. The 18-year-old men in Ulyanovsk are less than three thousand. Of them, 380 were called into the autumn call, as many as in the spring. Even around that without any call went to the military school, their goods are right in Ulyanovsk. Or elsewhere, instead of the army" places - now and in the police of non-service are taken.

I consider the recruitment army to be a harmful anachronism, and I am very pleased that it has been cut down for at least a year. I think it would be this year to break down on the “young fighter’s course” on the summer holidays class in 8-9, the “advanced course” in a year or two and the “repetition and consolidation” in a month every 3-4 years. It is normal to provide contractors. A march on the plateau and other remnants of the 17th century to remove it.

To compare the army with births is nonsense. These two things are almost no different, except for one thing - with the right organization can be voluntary and respected, with a swamp - dangerous and severe hemorrhoids, to which you have to call bad agitation and drive out of the sticks. This is true for any case.

Kolya: I remembered how I came to the old job and it turned out that the previous administrator was also called Kolya... it was convenient... well, this is when I was fired and took a new person to his place one of the criteria was...