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[ + 104 - ] Comment quote №24962
 18.01.2010
The strongest incentive in my studies was that the windows of my shelter went out to the military square. Every morning and evening I watched the training of the soldiers.

[ + 112 - ] Comment quote №24961
 18.01.2010
Daddy told me:
He was invited to one universe in a commission to sit... an examination in anatomy. It’s time to answer a girl... well she’s right to sit in front of the daddy.
He: Your question
The female genital organs
He: Well, tell me what’s in them.
She (very uncertainly): in the female genitals... include... the male genitals...
She is smiling :)

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №24960
 18.01.2010
<gmb> In my youth I visited the pool regularly. There was a swimming coach who worked with a group of girls. Everyone called him Moydodyr because he was a washer commander.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №24959
 18.01.2010
The girl brother left. So this tired guy walks around the apartment and sings:
They love without changing. My kids love programming! And the programmer is a gentleman, not a visitor... and I understand that I am a prowling one!! to

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №24958
 18.01.2010
and CHC:
Charge the arboretum
and NN:
* breaks the tear*
and CHC:
WOW, the breasts

[ + 120 - ] Comment quote №24957
 18.01.2010
Written by D_D_D:

Monday, 16 March 2009
by 18:42

Before the work, they gave out a shape coat. The size is 190 and 64 sizes. Thirty and fucking fourth. I have a height of 175, weighing 65 unmatched. I can build a house with a summer garden and a crib. But that is not all. At home, it turned out that the coat, in addition to everything, was also a female. In this world that, there are women with the height of 190 and sixty, fucking, the fourth size? How terrible it is to live, I will now be a snail at night.

Written by D_D_D:

Monday, 16 March 2009
by 19:00

I sell women's shaped coat sixties, fucking, fourth size, for the height of 190. new, cheap. Buyers are requested to contact exclusively through the Internet, a personal meeting, I fear, will not stand.

(c of dairi.ru)

[ + 90 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24956
 18.01.2010
XXX is
Among the critical points of the first kind is the belief that only those of them after death become extremists who have done something meaningful in life, for example, changed the sign of a derivative, leaving their mark in history.

YYYY
go go go sleep

XXX is
Why Why? One function behaved very well, always strived for light, for the sky, and after the harvest its derivative was always positive... The touching smoothly folded this function and provided her with nothing comparable pleasure...

YYYY
Vouf) guy real head in fork pull or beer glotty

XXX is
They’ve always been together since childhood... They’ve been inserted in fragments, very small compared to the Multiple Real Numbers... They knew that no matter how they fought, they’ll always have at least one point that belongs to them both...

XXX is
AU is

XXX is
Is your brain still alive?

XXX is
I can get

XXX is
There was an imaginary unit.
<user yyy offline>

[ + 82 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24955
 18.01.2010
I remember before, as a child, probably all the boys played in the "Warnuck". They were divided into Germans and Russians. Here is now...
I go from work past the venue and see a crowd of boys aged 11-12 and all in jackets with hats, the sashes close the face to the very eyes (well, winter, not enough). Everyone has a toy weapon. Probably would have passed and not noticed, but here one of them makes a characteristic gesture hand in the direction of the nearest trees, where you can see a few more players and with a loud voice gives:
Go ahead, free stalkers! Protect the world from the threat!
What a time, such a game...)

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №24954
 18.01.2010
So what did you propose to marry her?
Well yes...
And that she?
I agreed )
Have you not married yet?! to
And in Loom.

[ + 84 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24953
 18.01.2010
xxx: And we have today GOLD account management for the country for 4 years!!! to

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №24952
 18.01.2010
I’m not bad, but I read logs.

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №24951
 18.01.2010
Damn it all!! The full PCI ;(
WOW: And what happened?
XHH: I shrink shorter with a friend on the tlf about the glucose one in the compass. I say to him: “I have an old and dumb mother, and here comes my mother with a scream: “How can you say about my mother?”
Would you explain to her what you are talking about...
Wow, I tried, it just got worse.
WOW: So what is it?
HHH: Yes, she’s actually flattered when I told her that my mother was a computer. Going to the neighbor...
Strange Soviet children.

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24950
 18.01.2010
[2:Arkham] Sindragossa: Hiller comes to us, Hiller comes to us...Wow on the screen and coffee revitalizing, I changed my real life... xD

[ + 18 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24949
 18.01.2010
Cold women go well under the martini.

[ + 81 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24948
 18.01.2010
I sit in the office. No one can see my monitor. Working in Loom. So I recorded the tapping of the key and put it on the cycle through the columns.
Next everything is very simple. You put your hands on the clavier, and yourself in the monitor - to read and watch the Internet. It’s great, but the main thing is not to roast and not... Okay.
But when I went to the toilet, I forgot to turn off the sound.
They all laughed. The boss laughed loudly.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №24947
 18.01.2010
If you didn’t have a bicycle when you were a child and now you have a Bentley, then you didn’t have a bicycle when you were a child.

[ + 111 - ] Comment quote №24946
 18.01.2010
Culture is not the ability to properly eat lobsters, play polo and conduct a secular conversation. Culture is how you behave while you are alone.

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №24945
 18.01.2010
In the universe:
Hi to
Hi to
Are you late? Have you slept?
She... Slept out.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №24944
 18.01.2010
My son is 17 years old and learns how to grind and grind. I’m cooking dinner, he’s there. 15 minutes, patience is over. Suddenly the tone changes - the "laughter of narcissists" is spread. I turn to him with a wild face, the laughter cuts down, the two-foot boy looks at me sadly: "Mommy, well, I'm your baby! You don’t like the child’s laughter.

[ + 95 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24943
 18.01.2010
We lie in the room with my brother, trying to fall asleep.
Brother: Blin, I can’t sleep, what do I do?
I: count the sheep.
Brother: Lena... Katya... Light...
I am 0_o

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