Knowledge of Russian language:
"Knowledge of the Russian language"
Here is the building, health! Remember these three words. In these three words, the Z.

In these words, Z is not a prefix! At least in their current version (not taking the etymology of the words)"

In the Russian language there is no such console "z", not at all!

I am an avatar today.
Blue, stupid and fuck your hair?

I went to the clinic today. Grandmothers in the line asked me not to take off my hat, or they will not remember who they were doing and the whole row will collapse. As a result, he stood like a fool in a shirt and a hat for an hour.

XHHH: Shash in the kiosk saw two magazines with a note of 16+ (!!!)
xxx: "garden and garden" and "cook together"
Q: is there erotically cut apples or sexually roasted chicken?

"Oh these nuclear Siberian men! In the shells! in the shells! 40 degrees of frost. So far ahead of them our Olympians""
Even the train has gone by.

Every time you think that Russian cinema has already reached the bottom, a new Sarik Andreassyan movie comes out, and it becomes clear that infinity is not the limit.

Comment on Yandex becoming a partner of CERN and providing software for data structuring and analysis:
xxx: in CERN someone was not attentive and when installing the software did not remove the box from the item "install yandex-matrixnet")))

Faculty of Mathematics. Of the 13 students, three are boys, the rest are girls. We counted mathematics!A fellow from the Faculty of Statistics asked a brilliant question: and how did we determine - who is whole, and who is already "in the period"? Here I sit and think – how can I hint to him that he’s an idiot? ?

Can you survive a fall from an airplane without a parachute?
yyy: Of course, we will fall, get up and run after him 7 km in one shoe))

From Habr:
xxx: When the car is so full, it is doubtful that it is a peak hour.
Yyy: They have a peak hour – when there is no place to sit down, and we have a time when there is no place to get up.

She
What are you doing tonight?
and
He is
Interesting question
From how much to how much? )
and
She
From 20:00 until tomorrow, for example.
and
He is
Probably doing love.
and
She
With whom? ?
and
He is
After that question, I probably don’t deal with it.)

What happened to the internet, guys? In some centuries after the divorce opened a porn site, at the first click of the old good tradition came out another window. I decided to see what they would offer me there, and in the window: "New investment companies". WTF is?

In his long and detailed letter to a friend and publisher, Suvorin Chekhov criticized Zola's erotic novel "Nana": "I have seen and myself sinned many times, but Zola and the lady who told you the "chop" - and ready, I don't believe. Eating a lady in the city is not as easy as they write. I have never seen any such an apartment (of course, orderly) where circumstances would allow a woman wearing a corset, a shirt and a tournament to fall on a box, or on a couch, or on the floor and use it so that the households would not notice. All these terms are like standing, sitting and so on. It is shit. The easiest way is a bed, and the other 33 are difficult and can only be performed in a separate room or bar.

The comments:
xxx: Chekhov underestimates the importance of stupidity and lack of conscience))
Yyy: No, I think it’s all right: the desired for the real. If so, everything men say about this topic should be divided by 28. Here is a novel. Chekhov is not only a writer, he is also a doctor. The doctor knows who is hurt.
Zzzz: yyy, why on 28?
yyy: empirically proven)))
XXX: Why do you think men are so inclined to exaggerate?
www: hm, I’ve got broken pieces here ))

The theme is about technical obstacles that exclude the possibility of flying to Mars.

xxx: Go to the gentlemen at the nearest runway, who have embedded ethanol in their body’s metabolic cycle, and try to explain to them that they will have to spend some of their resources on some flights instead of getting stuck in the nearest runway. They quickly explain the essence of the problem.

We are watching "The Diary of Geisha". I ask, which actress do you like more, the first or the second? An uncomfortable silence, his answer: Yes, I do not distinguish them at all!

The building is being built "Hypercube". Have you ever watched a Canadian movie with that name? Going around for a hundred verts is a must. alexbatukov

Did you watch the Big Bang Theory?
YY: No
I watched Sherlock.
YY: And I had dreamed all night in a madness that I was chasing the naked Irene.
XX: So you would have been chasing the naked Higgs boson all night long!! to

From an online game:
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YyY: Fuck... tomorrow morning (

1: and I now have a floating schedule)
2: How is it? When you want to go out? ?
1: No, like when the boss wants, then I leave.

I know why I need a TV. by clicking only 1 circle of programs instantly determines what to download from torrent %)