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[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №24942
 18.01.2010
And do you know what caught me the most in the light of the hacking and porn show events in Moscow? That when the news showed a report about this, and there was a dialogue by phone with Kaspersky (the creator of the famous antivirus), this Kaspersky foolishly tried not to sting during the conversation.)))

[ + 101 - ] Comment quote №24941
 18.01.2010
Only Windows could say that the drivers on the DVD-ROM were not found and ask to insert a DVD-ROM disc with drivers on the DVD-ROM.

[ + 87 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24940
 18.01.2010
You write here with such hope about the screams of your soul, tearfully ask to bring to the top shouting injustice, as if, clicking on the button "send to consideration", you imagine a superman who at night in family trousers with the letter S is arranged more conveniently at the comp, holding on his knees a plate with plums.. and here this imaginary superman opens a bore and hits your quote.. "nuclear yours for your foot!" - shouts superman and lays a hot plum bouillon from indignation, - "what injustice!".. the remaining plums supermen swallow in seconds, not chewing. rushing to the t-shirt straight to the surfaces of the family, he opens the plum and shouts down to you to help you, to punish the evils of the

Saidi

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №24939
 18.01.2010
The title on lente.ru:
"The officials promised to examine the pornographic advertisement shown on the Garden Ring"
Of course, there is nothing more to do, all problems have been solved.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №24938
 18.01.2010
to this:
to this:

From a medical website:

Mary, the likelihood of getting pregnant on the first day after the end of the menstrual period is extremely small, (HERE ATTENTION!!!) Even if you have sex.

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You won’t believe it, but sex isn’t the only way to get pregnant.
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Even more would. Her name is Mary, and they sometimes practice impeccable conception :)

[ + 113 - ] Comment quote №24937
 18.01.2010
"The Darkness" is very missing Blade...

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №24936
 18.01.2010
You are strange creatures, girls.
We are dealing with a girlfriend love... by dog. After 5 minutes, he begins to sneeze, and after 10 he begins to cry and scream. Well, I think, I’m a good guy, the girl is kidding. And after a couple of minutes she cried through crying "Stand up from your feet, shit!". Why did she endure? Why not say immediately?

[ + 85 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24935
 17.01.2010
by Unfoee:
Once upon a time, a man who handled a dog lost his smell. Now a man has gotten the internet and begins to lose his brain.and (

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №24934
 17.01.2010
Is there love without sex?
WOW: Yes
I love ice cream.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №24933
 17.01.2010
Tomorrow we have 10 exams.
Is it a question or an assertion?
XXX is an order.
Zzzz is shit.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №24932
 17.01.2010
Previously you read the opinion, you think he is an idiot, and he is a troll.
AAA: Now - the opposite: you think a troll, and he is actually like that :(

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №24931
 17.01.2010
Romeo: I thought about everything.
What if a drunk boy throws you into the shit when will you enter her entrance?
Romance: O_O
I said, until the little things.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №24930
 17.01.2010
Talk about contact

Karmel ‎(13:37):
Listen to your wall.
Kiss_Me ‎(13:38):
Smell your ceiling.

[ + 86 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24929
 17.01.2010
I sit in the hallway of the hotel. On the floor.
Would you like?
You know, in the hotel rooms Yopta does not catch at all. I have to go out to the corridor.
The people walk by, looking understandably.
Half an hour ago, a girl with the question “what, here catches?” approached and sat next to her. Anne is not. The internet is only where my pop is.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №24928
 17.01.2010
From the correspondence on the wall in contact:

It is like a terrier. If you put all the parts of the alarm in a closed box and shake for a very long time, then on a term, at any time these parts will still gather in the working alarm.

WOW: Dico, I apologize for entering the conversation, but the topic of the alarm and the terrier came straight into my soul. I think that’s what cars do in Russia :D

All parts of the alarm clock are placed in a closed box, shake for a long time. Everything that is not a wake-up alarm is our autoprom. :D

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №24927
 17.01.2010
A guy who accidentally found his girlfriend in the pop-up advertisement of a prostitute site, and then ordered her and realized that it was really she. I remember you. Do you have faith in humanity?

[ + 105 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24926
 17.01.2010
XXX: It was a joke. We went on the 14th with Anka on the catch that is next door. I left the house and approached her entrance. I waited for her to come down from the 5th floor. here to me suits such a typical hop of anecdotes and even with a hanging bag, I became scary, dark, around no one, and I am already in skis, far from escaping. And he asks, “Well, sweetheart, do you have seeds?” I am in horror, cuddling: Ddaaa... he opens the package, gets a mandarin ball and stretches me: well, as if with the old new year you!!! be to be. And calmly went on. Instead of skating, we sat on the tribunes and scratched the mandarines. I believe in New Year’s Miracles!! It is :)))

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №24925
 17.01.2010
Remember what social advertising used to be like? "Petya, so many years, does that and that, does not smoke".
Fuck, it’s time to do something new. "They are is studying. Likes the girls. He holds a session. There is nothing in the book!"

[ + 105 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24924
 17.01.2010
to this
to this

Sexy little girl:
Where do you look at porn photos, videos of girls such smooth beautiful intimate places, just as if there was nothing grown there!!!))... What are they doing for that???! to
The McSim:
They do photoshop for that.

Damn)))) guys))) with one little quote you cured a large complex in one quiet girl))) I thought I was alone there even after the most painful hair removal is not perfectly smooth... I do not ask to bring anywhere, just THANK YOU to the author!
Aristotle, Desi is not.
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[ + 98 - ] Comment quote №24923
 17.01.2010
Quote from the FPANZYZ newspaper:
Many Pysians thumb that they are at the bottom of the pit, and continue to fall yže nekyda.
They are going to dig..."

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