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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №13591
 12.01.2009
Gazprom says Ukrainians are stealing gas.

At the same time, they say: "... our Ukrainian colleagues...".

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №13590
 12.01.2009
XXX: How are you preparing for the exam?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №13589
 12.01.2009
Ancient dispute

It’s shameful in Bulgaria, it’s cold in Vienna.
Poles are frozen in every village.
The tubes broke even in Marseille.
The bastards strike in a Dutch bordell.
The French are frozen, like in Moscow.
The Slavs argue with each other.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №13588
 12.01.2009
JackJumper (11:28:48 9/01/2009)
Tell me something about her...

OV@L (11:30:00 9/01/2009)
She is in the 4th grade, will be called Nastya, low, caret, brunette, suck moderately and without enthusiasm.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №13587
 12.01.2009
When will the count on Vkontakte exceed the total population of Russia?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №13586
 11.01.2009
Every day is unique
Hoyace Schroeder Cat Odmin
O_O

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №13585
 11.01.2009
XXX is
Did any of your relatives play in WWE?
YYYY
My grandfather was chasing ?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №13584
 11.01.2009
Today at the stop I saw a gamer of old hardening. A grandfather of 65, smokes a whirlwind, gets a leather hood out of his pocket, takes out of it "Electronics" and begins enthusiastically swallowing.)

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №13583
 11.01.2009
Hello to you, people.
1 as clean.
1: Hard Disk Installation
1: The HR
Mayakovsky is you?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №13582
 11.01.2009
Sometimes I work at a brewery and some drink beer before bottles are blocked and sucked in them.
This is a joke, right?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №13581
 11.01.2009
A great advertisement:

"Household six for striptease. Comfortable and gathering. Easy to install at home and in the office!"

Where is the office without six?! to

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №13580
 11.01.2009
Moscow - as the hero of the novel "Vy" Homa Brut. She has already drawn a third ring around her... and they are all climbing and climbing.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №13579
 11.01.2009
by Kristofer Tlen:
He wrote his girlfriend SMS with the text "Good morning, I have dreamed of having sex with you three times this night" in all the details.
The phone stunned and this text message was sent to two dozen people, including his sister.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №13578
 11.01.2009
<Desideratum> I remember, it was small, it was in the sanatoriums... when we were washed, cowards were dressed on the head (clean) - so as not to get lost
<Desideratum> Everyone was roaring at me when I was telling
<Desideratum> what is it?
<Desideratum> years have passed.
<Desideratum> My children went to the sanatorium. In another sanatorium.
<Desideratum> and they were also dressed in shorts on their heads when they were washing.
Years go by, children change... but cowards don’t! You will not deceive them.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №13577
 11.01.2009
There was an interview with Harlow, in which he said that if we don’t like the 2nd best movie, then he will make the 3rd best movie.
Is he threatening us?

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №13576
 11.01.2009
Nuar: Yeah fuck you, I will increase my penis by 10 centimeters, just let the music download

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №13575
 11.01.2009
I remembered the statement of my curator at the military department about the gay parade in Moscow. Here are his words approximately:
There are gay parades in the Netherlands, and gay parades in Britain. I’m a military man and I don’t understand much about it, but I’m used to the fact that parades are usually held by the winners.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №13574
 11.01.2009
The girl:
) ) )
thank you ?
) ) )
The guy:
With my wretched thoughts, I can think that this is a hint.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №13573
 11.01.2009
Dreams are doomed to come true for those who believe and strive.

(Author of the Orthodox)

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №13572
 11.01.2009
http://virtualotdyh.net/content/section/7/32/



If they ever beat me, they’ll do it because of my children.

Today my grandmother had to hurry somewhere and my youngster was brought to the house.

I am at work. In the evening, we go back home through the park.

Anastasia goes half fast - interfering with the cowards she tries

to fix. And when she finally succeeded, she started.

Talk about what worries her most at the moment.

Who is wearing cowards?

My daughter, how about without them? Wear them all, so it is more comfortable.

Is it all...?

It is all. Girls, boys, and uncles and aunts.

That aunt too? A whistle is made to the side of a nearby girl.

in a mini jersey.

of course.

Before I have time to think about anything, this five-year-old outburst is flying to the

The smoking wild. He raises her shirt and, looking underneath her,

He shouted enthusiastically:

This is not true! This girl has no cowards.

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