On the market are sold covers for home preservation. On the price list is written "Spring ". Passes the mother with the daughter of six or seven years, the girl reads the inscription and pronounces thoughtfully: "Sunset covers..."

Thank you, unknown student, for attaching the spurs to the tree at the decanate!I found them 10 minutes before the exam

Z is.Dear Dean, do not clean the tree until the end of the session.)

Petrovich: Anubis, I’ll jump out of the window and jump out of sorrow (((
Anubis: Petrovich, from the window - to the fox. Virtually

And you, as a child, loved watching the shows of Petrosyan and Anshlag, and you think this shit is stupid and humorous for starters? and :)

On the third day, I study at home to play the blockchain.
Today, after my classes, the neighbors from above 10 minutes went to the mountain.

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Sexy little girl:
Where do you look at porn photos, videos of girls such smooth beautiful intimate places, just as if there was nothing grown there!!!))... What are they doing for that???! to
The McSim:
They do photoshop for that.

Damn)))) guys))) with one little quote you cured a large complex in one quiet girl))) I thought I was alone there even after the most painful hair removal is not perfectly smooth... I do not ask to bring anywhere, just THANK YOU to the author!
Aristotle, Desi is not.

The real shit is when after the protection of the diploma you sit in front of the monitor and think what to do with the folder "Learning".
And it's a pity to remove (5 years of work anyway) and leave no need to hide.

Men in the ZAGS, as well as in the military command, up to 27 years is better not to appear.

The grandson - a fun and mobile boy just under three years of age - does not want to go to bed. In fact, it is not difficult, you just need to get into bed and let you calm down. A few minutes - and squeeze two holes. But it is boring for him to lie down for these two minutes, so he makes up all sorts of activities for himself.
- get the ball from under the bed, go down to see how the cat is there, whether it is fed, build a tower of Lego cubes and other very important things.
He walks to his father and stretches a cubicle:
The phone!
He takes a cubicle and puts it on his ear:
Allo is?
and allo! The child is screaming, pressing the same cube to the ear. How is it?
Okay, the dad answered. How are you?
Toze Holoso!
Why are you still not sleeping?
The boy takes the cubicle from his ear, looks at it thoughtfully and says:
I do not hear. The Lazidini.

Recently, the world championship in clutching among grandmothers: grandmother from
Russia bound two avosks and three moisturizers; a grandmother from Ukraine bound warm socks from dog wool; a grandmother from Belarus bound with a dozen snops; a grandmother from Turkey bound two countries by oil pipeline; a grandmother from Belarus.
The U.S. linked the construction of this oil pipeline with threats to the U.S.
China first connected an iPhone, then a fishing network; a grandmother from China
Israel has linked global warming to missile launches; grandmother
The Dutch could not bind a word; a Somali grandmother bound all the other grandmothers and demanded a ransom!

The bandage on the eye of the pirate so that the eye does not have to get used to the darkness of the trum. Before entering, the pirate threw the bandage onto the other eye and boldly walked into the dark.
Written by ipeps or nistubdu, 15.01.2010 at 14:32 am to answer what he wrote? and.
Thirty + –
nistubdu: the wooden leg of the pirate so that he does not have to get used to the cold water of the sea of the lapteus for a long time, when the pirate comes out of the boat to the shore - he becomes a wooden foot in the water and the usual on the shore!
Written by avvadonn, 15.01.2010 at 14:57 pm answer what he wrote? and #8593;
61 + –
Avvadonn: in the pirate school in the first lesson cut off the leg, for which a puppy is given and the pirate does not cry
Written by ipeps or nistubdu, 15.01.2010 at 18.32:40 reply what he wrote? and #8593;

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I work in a pharmacy provider.

Man (40 years old): "Girl, give me, please, the ointment of the CUSTOMER (!) with a heating effect..."

It turned out, well, there was a lot of need for the butt of the locker))

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I was asked for the root of the silk once... at a girlfriend’s roaster instead of a roaster....))

Apple has demanded that the editors of the well-known IT blog Valleywag cancel offers with rewards for information about the tablet Apple, because. All information on the tablet is the intellectual property of the company.
Valleywag considered this statement the best proof of the existence of the tablet and decided to award Michael Spielner (a lawyer representing Apple and the author of the letter) as the first person to provide reliable data about the device. He was sent: a disc with the film Blonde in the Law 2, a $25 Zune Marketplace prepaid card, as well as a set of kitchen knives.

I wake up this morning and see a note from my mother on the table: "Woman! buy l-the milk 2p., bread, broths and bread of white and black and cooked sausage in the store on Korolenko is "Klinskaya". Go there, fresh cucumbers, if you have enough money. That is."

Do you think my mom uses it too?

I write the answer on the sheet: "Well mom, I will buy milk 2p., bread, baking soda and bread of white and black and cooked sausage in the store on Korolenko.I go there, I will buy fresh cucumbers, if enough money, enough!

Do you have a personal hairdresser?! to
Mitrofan is no.
Gavrikova: So take it! Go to the barber and choose.
How do I know if this is my personal hairdresser? Will he try to kill me? ?

Will we go to the cinema tomorrow?
xx: if yes, then only in the evening - my grandmother will come to me.. and you will come - grandmother will look at you))))
xx = )
Oh, it’s not you... you don’t come, or the grandmother’s hit is enough.

I fucking got someone out of my friends.
I’ll tell you, I’ll stop fucking!

News again ignores: "Russian tourists in Haiti did not notice the earthquake". Healthy Russian male - now in Haiti! and :)

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Dorian Gray (12:13:45 12/01/2010)
My ancestors are burning. I come to the kitchen, there is a note - Eat red caviar. There is nothing more
Dorian Gray (12:13:50 12/01/2010)
The bourgeois
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When I was a student, I lived in the same room with a guy from Chukotka. By the middle of the month, both of them had finished money - not even for bread. And then he got a package from the house - a bubble of red caviar and red fish. So we had a week before the scholarship of caviar on fish, so we ate without bread. To change the food the frog sucked.
But you say, bourgeois, you were not a hungry student.

The percentage of illiterates is constant; only in our time are illiterates able to read (Albert Moravia)