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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №861
 11.01.2008
somehow
Hello to Anna. In the air automatic Gothic robot-transformer automotive lubricant automotive respondent GummiBee Fourth. Your thighs are burned. The program performed an unacceptable shame and will be transferred to the maculature.

Anko
Do you want a mandarine?

somehow
port 5532. enter the volume of the mandarin and your biometric data by rubbing the mouse app on the right side

Anko
Trembling on a mouse with a loud whirling

Anko
The bite of a mandarine is zero whole chicks of the tenth bite of a cat’s eye when he looks at me whirling.

somehow
Your data is sent to an intergalactic server to decrypt and confirm that you are not a bot.

Anko
Burgers are fucking

Anko
* 5 years ago *

Anko
Recall the request, the mandarin is rotten

somehow
Anko has performed an unacceptable operation to register herself in the New Bite Register of Finland and will be placed in fairy tales. End of communication.

Anko
Is it you that puts me back to sleep? Or is it chop?

somehow
They both swallow with their hands and shops, and grabbers and thorns, and call upon you, young cochumba, to peace!! to

Anko
Give to you

Anko
Infernal hysterical choking with choking

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №860
 11.01.2008
Do you see me in the ash?
2: How is it?
What color is the flower? Green or Red?
So, you are busy! ? How many times have I told you that I am a Dalton!! to

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №859
 11.01.2008
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck is foolish
She’s not a shit, but a good fairy)))
She: I am being taught to argue with mom here)))
She: invented a substitute word)))
She: Join me ))
Go on, good fairy

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №858
 11.01.2008
Conversation on the English server in the game

United (Trackmania United)
<sam> I have 10 megabit internet connection
<sam> my provider has problems today :(
<[sys] aLiGaR> 10 megabits... ohrenet :D
<sam> Ohrenet? Is it your provider?
<[sys] aLiGaR> No xDDD

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №857
 11.01.2008
Christians
Do you know what kind of salad you will make?

Oxwell
Samurai salad

Christians
Ogo

Oxwell
The simplest recipe.

Christians
That there?

Oxwell
You take daicatan, and all you see is a salad.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №856
 11.01.2008
xxx (03:39:52 9/01/2008)
by Fuck! Ura!


yyy (03:40:03 9/01/2008)
and DORF! What is?


xxx (03:40:17 9/01/2008)
Olivia Doyle finally ?

yyy (03:41:04 9/01/2008)
)))))))) and Hyacinth

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №855
 11.01.2008
Today I felt like an archaeologist.Discovered in the far corner of the ZX SPECTRUM warehouse with the instructions:
Our processor is built on a high-speed 8-bit Z80 processor from the firm ZILOG with a tact frequency of 3.5 MHz.
Those. The data:
Capacity of 46 KB
Capacity 16Kbps
The Flowers 16
Capacity of magnetophone cassette 1 MB (MK-90)
The recording speed is 180 bytes/sec.
Screen format 256*192 points
Today’s youth can’t imagine this even in the worst of dreams.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №854
 11.01.2008
by Qi Nick:
My grandmother’s girlfriend came.
She looked at me and said I had to fuck.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №853
 11.01.2008
Shaman ~
Learned what?

by Sem186
I haven’t even read the book once yet.

by Sem186
I read for 10 minutes and fall asleep. Where for an hour.

by Sem186
I slept three times today.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №852
 11.01.2008
Ooooh, I got into the damn!! Ryu (pactalom) :) writes to me a graduate: "Good morning! Have you accidentally checked my diploma (Dennis)?"
Burr: Well... and I read, I think: Denisko, cricket...
Burr: And I answer him: “Good morning, I’ll check the diploma a little later, but today.”
Bour: And he said to me: "In general, I have the name Denisko."

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №851
 11.01.2008
Is the apple clean?
Drone: Yes
RE: How did you define it?
The drone washed.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №850
 11.01.2008
Mantius: It would be nothing, but we downloaded Putin’s New Year’s speech from torrents at 8-9 o’clock, put the image on the TV, made it louder (so that the interlocutor in the tube could be heard), called all friends with congratulations (the most surprising thing is that not everyone fell in panic, many called the fighters and said they downloaded the appeal an hour ago). Then they rolled the video over again and each time they raised their glasses, said toasts and drank for the New Year.
Until 12 o’clock the units stood.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №849
 11.01.2008
Oh fuck the programmer sitting next to me! I know your name, but you love to read, so I write here.
Forget the fucking! Go through a triangular disinfection and throw off all your sweaters naked, if you want, I will give you my old ones.
If you don’t stop smelling within a week, I’ll write a letter to the CEO demanding that you be isolated from people. I ask for milk for harmfulness.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №848
 11.01.2008
Conan: sister 8 years old. I asked for help "I have a game home2 not installed! Help me!" and help me, fuck me! “Karoche, when she gave me a disc with the game ‘House 2’ I blinked. It was beautifully printed: DOOM III

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №847
 11.01.2008
Advice on Poor Problems:
The question:
I have a cock all day.

The answer:
I see no question.

I killed you! ?

[ + 102 - ] Comment quote №846
 11.01.2008
Dem@n: Calls me now the root:

Will you come to me tomorrow at 5?
And the naphira?
- Yes, there is a muddle one wants to come to fill my mouth, there is a suspicion that he will not be alone.
And because of what?
- Yes, I put a friend of my girlfriend in classmates rating "4" for a photo. She because of this the second day in tears, called my girlfriend, because of which she left me (2 years dating), and her boyfriend because of this now wants to wet me.
by :DDDDD


Give a link to the photo, make a flashmob

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №845
 10.01.2008
Alex is a man. ))) Yesterday, my friend’s brother was somewhat stunned. The face was wiped and the cell phone turned off. So his mints when brought a photorobot to compose, he grit, studying in the artist and painted a portrait of them. Nirvana of Memory. Mint said that with such a portrait to look for a matter of time and only.
Alex: )))))))00000_)00 What is the mobile phone?
Filed to:se850i
Cabel_Warrior private to Lennych: Listen urgently to your friend's home. Then the fuck after your story will really get stuck. By the way, he is guilty. I just needed to call urgently.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №844
 10.01.2008
The Administration! Make sure that the number of votes in the quotation can only be seen after you vote!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №843
 10.01.2008
Q: Is it a palindrome? The Blue Pop?
by Janis :?? to
I am Janis and Pop is blue.
Janet is fucking))

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №842
 10.01.2008
When I looked into my room at 3 o’clock at night, my mom least expected to see a photo of a snowflake on a computer monitor opened through photoshop.

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