What do you do when you’re crazy?
YYY: I am having sex. Are you very bad? It’s good ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
XXX is for you)

xxx: if you do not lose innocence before the age of 30, then most likely there will be rabies of the uterus. The girl with her is all nervous.
YYY: And if you lose your innocence before the age of 16, then it is most likely that you will have a file rage. The disease is even worse. The girl with her whole ass in scars from the belt.

Yana
I wanted you to drive on Sunday.
Skiv
Hm...
Yana
I can teach. I taught my former boss to skate.)
Skiv
I am worried about the "former" clarification. Did he survive this lesson?

Ohhhhhh He told her that the best gift was made by his own hands... and put Linux on it.
Ohhhhhh Now she can’t live without him... somebody will repair.
Ohhhhhh Linux - Connecting Piples

From Habr:
Hi, I'm a Mac. Hi, I'm a PC I have an empty desk. I have an empty desk. Translated by Friend. :D
I am in the Linux console. What is a work desk?

Rambler news: Russians elected the new president of Ukraine

From the forum, the topic of friendly sex:

--<14 S.T.A.L.K.E.R, 30.10.2009--
How to have friendly sex

--<15 The Humble Angel, 30.10.2009--
Stalker is when before the release 2 hours and you and a friend understand that you will die and you can already everything.

I found a book on busy guessing for girls on the holidays.
At midnight, the girl has to run to the bathroom in one shirt. Open the door, put your naked ass in the doorway and wait for someone to knock on it. :)
Attention: If the hand is MOHNATAH, then the narrowed will be rich!!!!and :)

she (15:48:21 15/01/2010)
Try to walk with the 4th size without clothes))))))

he (15:49:41 15/01/2010)
Try dressing your pants in the morning!! to

she (15:49:58 15/01/2010)
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There are 457,000 Google queries on “Why I’m Afraid of Girls” and not one “Why I’m Afraid of Boys.” We are probably mistakenly called the stronger sex ><

and to the question-"Do you want to become a donor of organs?" the answer - "Hey you!" is considered a positive answer?...

This is for this:

to this:
Interestingly, am I one such fool who drinks coffee through the tube so that the teeth don’t get colored?)))
_________________________________________________________________
Yes, you are such a fool.
________
Yes, exactly

Hypocrisy is when you put the status in the session and you are sitting and watching movies, crawling, crawling on the net, or just sitting and tapping in the buttons and buttons and rejoicing that the beast has come out, or you will suddenly get very tired to get clean in the room (or maybe on the table, where you will probably find a crawl and crawl:)) or eat. At the same time, the questions "Scock made questions?" answers sincere "about 5, yes, I do not cheer here, there are no lectures, here I sit wool in search of answers"... at the same time you look at your contact sheet and see also someone that hat and begins to eat conscience that others are botanizing and preparing and you catch a watt... and ask them the question "How many questions did you do?"...

I don't answer for everyone, but a hundred pounds for many so ;)))

In the universe after three-week quarantine I meet with a friend. We are in the midst of a crowd of unknown, flattering faces.
Do you feel? Something is missing...
The fraudster.

From the news:

12:46 "A crazy salmon shot down a helicopter"

XXX: Today, the lecturer announced the results of the exam in mathematics, named the name and grade..And one was not named, that hand pulls, pulls the type that I was forgotten? And he said to him: "How is the name of the soldiers"? You would see the face of a group.)

And it was December 2012... And an asteroid appeared in the sky. He began to fall to the earth. And panic reigned on Earth: the end of the world comes according to the Aztec calendar. And an asteroid fell on the Stone Calendar of the Aztecs. There was dust. There was a shock wave. And when the dust dissipated, the new calendar of the Aztecs, up to 32118, stood in the place of the broken calendar. Next to it was another stone, smaller. And there was an inscription on it: “The next calendar will be sent to the planet exactly on the day the old calendar ends, thank you for using our stone calendars!”
What if the trial is sent?
zzz: The trial was sent in advance, but it fell in the area of Podkamena Tunguska, it was not immediately reached, and soon the trial period expired.

Fresh number: now I go to the laboratory, ask the technician to find some old data, which he recorded in some experiment, as a result of searches the technician appears to the computer and absolutely on the machine performs the sequence of the Start-program-game.
And he looks at me frightened, and his hand on the mouse as a traitor to the homeland.
I didn’t get so bad at work :D

XX: Generally speaking, this is a terrible thing, these STs (network technologies). Here I send a message, flying an IP bag, crushing into pieces and they fly to themselves in a terribly dark space of cable or MB space to gather on the receiver, single, and each bag in the "life time" field ticking in reverse seconds. Here he is lost in the network, and a poor man is in search of his host. And he is here 3,2,1,0 and death! I did not have time. It is so sad and terrible to fly!

When it comes to not sleeping, this is:
I woke up on Monday at 7 a.m. and learned that my diploma was to be defended on Wednesday morning.
Optimistically sat down to write, interrupting for a warm shower, out 105 pages in 24 hours exactly.
Satisfied took his pre-examination at the "pre-examination", learned that 2 notes and 1 exam were not passed, and without them they will not be allowed to defend, slightly upset - I had to take it right away.
Just arrived, congratulated me on admission and returned the diploma, withdrawal of 70% and the note "what to do" sparked a feeling of disappointment and the desire to score for everything.
Still, at 21:00 on Tuesday, I sat down to write my diploma further, taking a cold shower every 2 hours. At 9 a.m. I started printing 120 pages, with breaks and refuels at 13 a.m. I was already in the audience and went with the last group for delivery.
At 5 p.m., everyone announced the estimates, by 6 p.m. the table was covered, and since they didn't want to sleep, some people said they didn't want to sleep.
Time is marked. I fell asleep at 1 p.m. and was barely able to dress up.
In the morning, the mom wakes up with expressed anxiety, I look at the clock - 15:00 and please let me sleep, because I am very tired and on Thursday there is no work))) It turns out that it is already 15:00 on Friday 8-())))))
The overall results:
He did not sleep for 65 hours.
Turn off for 39 hours.
I lost 4 kg since Monday.
Excellent Diploma
Ps write the diploma on time, it’s not worth it.)