What are you flirting with!!! to

Flow to the Soviet Union!

Combining with a friend, the guy is 2 meters tall, weighs about 120, bearded. I ask"Do you want to sleep? andquot;
He"No I don’t sleep"
I:"What is it?"
He is:"I am a night butterfly"
Pause
He is:"sow "

Dialogue of 2x men about going shopping on the weekend:

xxx, 16:58:48: go orientatively to the clock to 2
Yyy, 16:59:54: Can we call at 3 o’clock?
xxx, 17:00:14: well you can and so
5:00 pm - until the sun
yyy, 17:00:45: > xxx: until the sun
I hope you’re wrong, Ashley. It is a pet!)))
I am in that while the sun shines.
yyy, 17:01:20: aaa)))
xxx, 17:01:21: :-D your perverted mind
yyy, 17:03:18: we are all here rjom))

How to say goodbye to programmers
All, I have gone. Until tomorrow.
What tomorrow? Today is Friday...
To the logical tomorrow.

We have in the joke department - the programmer went on vacation, the people did not let go, racked up on his computer dos and win 3.1 and even (!) painted under it labels from the work desk (well there studio, debuggers of all kinds...)

The programmer returns, loads the computer and hangs) Slowly runs the mouse around the desktop, then turns to a colleague and asks "Do you see the same thing as me?"
And the colleague, don’t be a fool, answers – "Well, win7, and what?"
In general, if we could keep up and not roast, I think the programmer would be taken to the psychic.)

XXX: I’ll get you out quickly!
Do you put two fingers in your mouth?
I can even have my whole leg.

In the courtyard of the 3rd millennium, space, wifi and electric cars. And the green fox has never learned to pack so as not to get rid of her every time in shit. and :(

Sample
Vanya
From a burning tank.

Sample
Trapped in the elevator
on their floor.

Sample
by W-IFI

mast: how about us (well how about us... in Yakutia somewhere) found the bacils of immortality..... who live dohuya and have a whim for everything... checked on rats now rats also live dohuya and have a whim for everything... but they say that it is too early for people to experience yet... NO! We can bite the ice in Yakutia.
Mast: and become immortal
Mast: well or without teeth
How lucky you are

Well, how can I explain to my mom that if I am constantly putting order in my closet, then I will never get through it into the Magical Porkhouse?

Advertising on Yandex:
"Another World 4: Awakening of the Premiere"

I had to read it three times until I realized that after the word “Awakening” it would be good to put a point.

I downloaded Gogol’s book. If you want to help the author, then buy this book. O_O

Twenty thousand meters of the roads of Yekaterinburg will be poured with hot plastic on the application of plastic marking, which lasts on the road for up to a year.

Comments: On the streets will be marked that lasts longer than the asphalt.

I had such a file today.
XXX I Woke Up. I watched at 9 a.m. I slept for 10 minutes. For some reason the alarm did not sound. Well, I think fucking with him, I’ll just come back faster. I went to wash, brush my teeth, wash my head, smoke, gather meals for work, dry my hair, dress up, go to shoes and walk past the hours. After that, I thinkfully go back to the kitchen, smoke a cigarette looking at the clock and slowly come to me that they are real at 4:30 in the morning, and it doesn’t seem to me.
I wondered why this cat looked at me with such a stinking look.

From the working dialogue:
-... and the assembly will now be called "manager of missing"

I can invest two hundred and fifty rubles.
yyy: > two hundred fifty
It is wrong to say so.
XXX: How is it right?
YYY: Three

After another task was solved:
I am a fucking genius! Very stupid, but a genius.

Have you ever masturbated dogs?
Oh no, and you?
Yes, and many times.
0 0 0 Why?
Oh yeah, I wanted to help them.
WOW : what?
Okay... I was a little girl then, is that a perversion?

How to Configure Authorization in Ubuntu with a Web Camera
The comments:
Yesterday I created this on Ubuntu 10.10
I played, showed my mother... there was a shock on my part – the system authenticated her as my face! And not once!
He made 6 photos of his face. Default security level - High
And gently speaking, I don’t look like her.
Of the pros: the system resisted the merciless hacking attack of a cat and an A4 photo of a writer.

The courier arrived on a Porsche Cayenne. Hm